A moustache on its own just looks wrong. I've yet to see a man that can pull it off perfectly.
They just end up looking like a porn star from the middle aisle in Aldi.
It's a 👎
Every now and again I grow out a glorious handlebar moustache, long, thick and perfect curls 😍
But then I remember how soaked she gets while eating puss and I shave her off