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"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway  "
I have an aunty that gets me one of those too   |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls 
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us "
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "
You’re right, no one likes them when the wafer is still crisp to the bite! |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?! "
We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens  |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!
We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens "
I feel like you have someone in mind for this..  |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!
We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens "
I once ate a Guinea Pig. It was cooked first. |
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"Ferrero rochers
Everyone can taste golden balls
Mrs ambassador, you’re really spoiling us
Oh, I didn't buy them, I had them off the back of a lorry.
I think they're still in date.. *checks box. Well, chocolate doesn't -really go off, does it?!
We can always find a guinea pig and slip one into their drink to see what happens
I feel like you have someone in mind for this.. "
Don’t flatter yourself haha! But… Probably Toots 🤔🤣 |
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By *aizyWoman 2 days ago
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"I will bring the women's Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set my aunty got me for last Christmas, I'll no doubt be getting another one this year anyway
I have an aunty that gets me one of those too "
Every birthday and Christmas, me and my brother call her Aunty Lynx now, bless her  |
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I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.
The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it
The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days
And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s
Anyone want them? 😬 |
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"I've got some 40 year old Christmas Dec's that I've got to get down from my parents loft this weekend.
The Christmas tree has 30% of it's needles still left on it
The tinsel looks more like colourful dental floss these days
And the Dec's for the tree might have seen better days....in the 90s
Anyone want them? 😬 "
Mine |
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I'm bringing Christmas crackers.
I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈 |
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"I'm bringing Christmas crackers.
I'll be wearing my paper crown and nothing else and I'll use the fortune telling miracle fish from the cracker, on various parts of the body, to fulfill your destiny. 😈"
Now that idea makes it absolutely worth attending |
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"Everyone has to bring a present and anyone can claim that present. What are you bringing?
I'm bringing 5'11 & 3/4" of absolute fucking delight. 
Will you please? I miss you "
Miss you too bro...... Next Picnic!
*crossed finger emoji |
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