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how about the totally straight's say hi?
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll  "
My wank material for the night |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night"
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets. |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets."
Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll? |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
This is why I only buy single ply these days."
Living dangerously. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets."
Narrate them,the Geordie twang would just be oh so 💦 |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.
Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?"
Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something. |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.
Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?
Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something."
Worth a try, people will buy anything these days |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.
Narrate them,the Geordie twang would just be oh so 💦"
And Gemma said “Howay pet, jam ya fingas up me shitter” |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.
Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?
Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something.
Worth a try, people will buy anything these days "
If you see erotic novel loo roll in b&m you know I’ve made it. |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
My wank material for the night
I might start writing erotic novels if this is the reaction my storytelling gets.
Lovingly scrawled on toilet roll?
Erotic novel toilet roll? You could be onto something.
Worth a try, people will buy anything these days
If you see erotic novel loo roll in b&m you know I’ve made it."
If I genuinely see that, screw it, I’ll buy one haha |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔"
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will. |
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By *ags73Man 12 weeks ago
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"Who is the straightest person in here. Tell me how straight you really are. Please prove your straightness. "
I fail on having women finger my bum. I’ve worn pink too and sang along to ymca and in the navy. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will."
Macho Man, you. |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you."
Thanks for tbe reminder, I gotta be a macho man (I gotta be a macho man)
Macho, macho man (yeah)
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you."
That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you.
That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat."
Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?! |
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you.
That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.
Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!"
He was going to join but didn’t like seamen. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you.
That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.
Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!
He was going to join but didn’t like seamen."
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"I had a finger in the bum once so I don’t think I qualify.
What position?
Sat on the toilet and my finger went through the bog roll
Was your finger straight? 🤔
I’m not sure. His favourite song is YMCA… make of that what you will.
Macho Man, you.
That’s my pinky. He has a little cowboy hat.
Don't tell me, your thumb's In the Navy?!
He was going to join but didn’t like seamen.
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Am I stil straight if I, a female, enjoy bi guys?
Totally straight myself, no interest in watching women either.
In a way, i kinda wish I was a bit fab curious, as I feel left out sometimes.
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By *ags73Man 12 weeks ago
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On reflection I’ve hugged men at football when goals are scored and played in the forwards at rugby 🫣
In my defence no tongues with the goal celebrations and I wasn’t tightly bound in scrums but did ruck and maul 😬 |
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100% straight is what I am most of the time....... and let's not count the years i've been in and out of prison and it was always with different women so nothing gay there.
Straight, straight, straight
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