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By *enk15 OP Man 7 weeks ago
Evesham |
You get to have one sexy evening with multiple partners of your choice who want nothing more than to please you!
But there is a David Attenborough impersonator walking around loudly narrating the whole thing like a nature documentary.
Are you in or out? |
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"It's an impersonator guys! The real David will not be there. At 98 I am not sure he would survive the encounter and i won't be responsible for the loss of a national treasure."
Out...with a broken heart and note to self "must read OP's opening gambit more closely". |
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I'm in. He's only narrating, not filming and I can drown out or ignore annoyances and focus purely on my pleasure from others. I won't even notice him. Pair of ear plugs will help too.......
Hmmmm with ear plugs i'll hear - Nooo oooo aike at ? Ooooo exy ummen |
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By *enk15 OP Man 7 weeks ago
Evesham |
"So far out that you'd need binoculars to see my retreating back. "
"The group becomes a writhing, inelegant tangle— an amorous flash mob where no one rehearsed. On the periphery, one confused participant appears to be attempting to woo a rock. It’s unclear if the rock is interested." - In your best Attenborough voice
You don't fancy hearing that when getting Jiggy? |
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"So far out that you'd need binoculars to see my retreating back.
"The group becomes a writhing, inelegant tangle— an amorous flash mob where no one rehearsed. On the periphery, one confused participant appears to be attempting to woo a rock. It’s unclear if the rock is interested." - In your best Attenborough voice
You don't fancy hearing that when getting Jiggy?"
Noooo.
I'm not a fan of national treasure Sir David at the best of times, hearing his less than dulcet tones while I was attempting to get lost in the throes if passion would kill any lingering desire I felt stone, cold dead |
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Oh I’m in, I want him standing with his back to us mostly monologuing to the camera and occasionally coming over to pat one of us on the head to tell us how sweet we are being like he’s talking to a baby gorilla |
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