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"What’s the best way to become your friend?
Have sex with me
Or wine.
I don’t know how to have sex with wine, shag the bottle? "
I would like to see you do that.
But you can have sex with me. Or drink wine with me. |
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"What’s the best way to become your friend?
Have sex with me
Or wine.
I don’t know how to have sex with wine, shag the bottle?
I would like to see you do that.
But you can have sex with me. Or drink wine with me. "
It also applies to men but I’m not going to have sex with a man unless they are Lewis Hamilton, Frank Ocean or Damson Idris |
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would
Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me
I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her  "
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜 |
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would
Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me
I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜"
I’m only flirting with people I want to shag. |
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would
Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me
I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜
I’m only flirting with people I want to shag. "
That doesn’t narrow it down much, you poly goodtime boy  |
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀"
Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices. |
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"Would you have sex with Meryl Streep? Because I would
Nope, you’d get no cock blocking from me
I’d rather you than her. But I have more chance with her
You are SOOOOOO flirty tonight! Are you ovulating? 😜
I’m only flirting with people I want to shag.
That doesn’t narrow it down much, you poly goodtime boy "
Sigh |
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀
Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices."
Ayee; basic all the way.
What’s the go too order? |
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"If you had to pick between Chinese or Indian? Which one would you choose to have everyday for the rest of your life 👀
Indian, but by indian I mean all the basic bitch indian food. I'm not good with spices.
Ayee; basic all the way.
What’s the go too order? "
Poppadums with the usual bits
Onion bhajis
Meat samosas
Tandoori chicken
Peshwari naan
Now, I fancy an indian |
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"Where does your lap go when you stand up? "
It goes up to my boobs. My boob “ledge” can then be used to cradle small children, domestic pets and people’s jaws dropping as they watch my magnificent booby-bounce |
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ? "
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Across the moat, walking along the drawbridge, through the portcullis, up the spirally flagstone staircase, through the vestibule, past the antechamber and up the ivory tower...to give _miss.bella_ my last Fruitella™ from her favourite fella. ❤️ |
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ?
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Across the moat, walking along the drawbridge, through the portcullis, up the spirally flagstone staircase, through the vestibule, past the antechamber and up the ivory tower...to give _miss.bella_ my last Fruitella™ from her favourite fella. ❤️"
^or that, that works too ❤️ |
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ?
Food. And silence.
And penis, penis helps 
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy "
Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic |
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ?
Food. And silence.
And penis, penis helps
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy
Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic "
Fuck diplomacy  |
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"What’s the best way to a woman’s heart ?
Food. And silence.
And penis, penis helps
I like Penis. But only when attached to a sexy guy
Agreed, but I've already been grumbled at this week, so I tried to be diplomatic
Fuck diplomacy "
I wonder where I’m going wrong lol
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