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By *r Sxx OP Man 4 hours ago

ashford

Bit of fun

Describe your job poorly.

My two jobs -

I touch people and make them very happy or cause them pain

And

I teach people to not crash into trees as much

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By *NormalMan01Man 4 hours ago

Harrogate

I type words for people to read.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 4 hours ago

Always on the move

I do forced fun

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By *enk15Man 4 hours ago

Evesham

My job is to solve problems people didn’t know they had in ways they don’t care about or understand.

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By *ffy.Woman 4 hours ago

Fife

I nod my head and smile at disrespectful people, while giving them exactly what they asked for.

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By *he AmbassadorMan 4 hours ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I make Drugs, or more to the point,I make them safe for ye to take,

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man 4 hours ago

District 13

Turn up, clock in, compete jobs then leave 😁😂

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By *klad03Man 4 hours ago

Cradley Heath

I keep people cool in the summer and warm in the winter

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By *ansoffateMan 4 hours ago

Sagittarius A

I do a bunch of stuff and get paid for it.

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By *runette n JayCouple 4 hours ago

bilston

Where the fuck is the 10mm?!

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By *rHotNottsMan 4 hours ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m not working, but in my last proper job I helped the people who did the real work to do it better and be happy.

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By *oo..Woman 4 hours ago

Boo's World

Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off

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By *adbod2godbodMan 4 hours ago

Manchester

Ask for thing. Get thing. Take thing back to work.

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 hours ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Think about something then do it

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 4 hours ago

Brum

I help people out

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan 4 hours ago

Llanelli

I look after adults that look after arsehole children.

and

I take a guy to play rugby for the same team I play for.

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By *r John WickMan 4 hours ago

The Continental

Before I gave it up……..

I used to shoot people.

Men, women, kids, families, animals, couples.

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By *hinstrapMan 4 hours ago

Barnsley

Move stuff to addresses

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By *he AmbassadorMan 4 hours ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Where the fuck is the 10mm?!"
it's the 13mm that grows legs in our place lol,

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By *he AmbassadorMan 4 hours ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off "
winner winner 🐔 dinner lol

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 hours ago

Dunfermline

I turn up

Plan stuff

Get paid

Go home

Have a wank

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By *lex46TV/TS 4 hours ago

Near Wells

I fit rubber things.

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By *abgent84Man 4 hours ago

Kidderminster

Create fences to direct the shit that roles down hill into an orderly and reportable fashion

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By *uffsandkinkCouple 4 hours ago

leeds

I make all the right noises and pretend to give a fuck while taking peoples money.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I sit at home, drink tea, and look at stuff on my computer.

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By *ublinstud_MisstattooCouple 4 hours ago

City Centre

I give orders while I also try to sort many tasks at the same time while also listening to people and helping them with what they need

Misses

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 4 hours ago

kent

I take photos of people who don’t exist.

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By *hris-1980Man 3 hours ago

Nr Tamworth

Dysfunctional relationship intervention co-ordinator, Naughty person investigator and general listener to other peoples troubles and struggles.

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By *ionandleopardCouple 3 hours ago

norwich

Mr helps people die

Mrs helps people get payed

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By *oo..Woman 3 hours ago

Boo's World

"Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off winner winner 🐔 dinner lol"

Breast or thighs man? 🐔

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 3 hours ago

My Own Little World

I walk around all day drinking coffee

Pop in to the shops

Curse and fart about all day

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By *hat a PairXXXCouple 3 hours ago

Bath

Run and participate in too many Teans meetings whilst trying not to look at Fab on my phone

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By *uperS77Man 3 hours ago

Gloucester

People don’t like me very much

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By *r Sxx OP Man 2 hours ago

ashford

Love that this took off, thanks for joining in.

Some very fun responses

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By *ld StrumpetWoman 2 hours ago

Telford

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

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By *amie HantsWoman 2 hours ago

Atlantis

"

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

"

GP receptionist?

999 call handler?

My mum?

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 2 hours ago

leeds

"Where the fuck is the 10mm?!"

Behind the intercooler with the 10mm socket

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By *he ReturneeMan 2 hours ago

Barnet

I get accused of encouraging global warming, being responsible for 22% of the UK's total transport emissions, and my reports are said to be greenwashing.

However, I like to point out to the nimbys that its their fault for wanting cheap summer holidays abroad.

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 2 hours ago

leeds

I sit on my ample ass at home listening to people moan at me about connections while drinking tea

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 2 hours ago

Warwick and Coventry

I sit on my arse, watch Netflix as well as help ppl

Mr

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple 2 hours ago

Essex

"I fit rubber things."

I spin spaghetti into silk thread

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 2 hours ago

leeds

He delivers go juice to supermarkets and hates electric vehicles

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By *inxy777Woman 2 hours ago

essex

I can cause pain x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 1 hour ago

North West

I help people, help people.

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By *he return of meMan 1 hour ago

Leeds

I turn a couple wheels then sit down for an hour or so, then repeat

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By *ld StrumpetWoman 1 hour ago

Telford

"

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

GP receptionist?

999 call handler?

My mum?"

Lolol I'm a cold caller.

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By *abuedoCouple 1 hour ago

Leamington Spa

I used to deliver water for the council really quickly in a red truck

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By *uffsandkinkCouple 33 minutes ago

leeds

I get dinosaur juice out of the ground

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