Lamppost 🙄 amateur.
Until you’ve done press ups on a kerb while you bone the fuck out of a drain cover, you’re not even in the same league.
And in the dead of night/morning, pathetic, Saturday midday town centre is where I like to act like a sexual fiend.
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"Lamppost 🙄 amateur.
Until you’ve done press ups on a kerb while you bone the fuck out of a drain cover, you’re not even in the same league.
And in the dead of night/morning, pathetic, Saturday midday town centre is where I like to act like a sexual fiend.
The mr "
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"After getting it stuck to the post for it being so cold never again will I listen to a stranger on fab "
Ssshhhh...you are perfectly safe.
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