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All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉
We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).
Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine  |
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"Scotia please OP.
I'm big in the Cairngorms, and my Alba's clank together when I walk currently 😘."
As you wish, I'll drop you off first to avoid a medical emergency. The insurance doesn't cover that  |
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"Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.
Mrs TMN x
Well its not, not a thread about boob squeezing
I'd quite like to squeeze yours  x"
Ah super, stick in a trip to the beautiful north east coast then |
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"Well I hope there’s seat covers on this bus, with lots of filthy people getting on 😂
Scotland for us please!"
We have waterproof seat covers, plenty of towels, lube, and condoms. Theres also cleaning products under every seat. Whatever happens on tour, stays on tour but please clean up after yourselves 
Of course another hottie central |
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"Oh. I thought this was a thread about squeezing your boobs, OP.
Mrs TMN x
Well its not, not a thread about boob squeezing
I'd quite like to squeeze yours x
Ah super, stick in a trip to the beautiful north east coast then "
I've marked it on the map |
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"Well I hope there’s seat covers on this bus, with lots of filthy people getting on 😂
Scotland for us please!
We have waterproof seat covers, plenty of towels, lube, and condoms. Theres also cleaning products under every seat. Whatever happens on tour, stays on tour but please clean up after yourselves
Of course another hottie central "
This sounds like the kind of bus that dreams are made of 🤩 probably the one time I’d choose an isle over a window seat |
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"Anywhere north of the Dartford crossing please. It's my nemesis. Once I'm over that I've got this I really don’t like driving over it. "
Can someone take over the driving for this bit please. I'll take the wheel back as soon as we're over |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂"
I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk |
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"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.
If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am. "
Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂"
100% we are.
Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.
So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you.  |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂
I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk "
🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 10 weeks ago
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"In.
North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.
I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁
Good choices, if you're coming to north wales dont forget to bring the good cheese "
I'll bring plenty. As there appears to be a lot of crackers that need topping......😇😇 |
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"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.
If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.
Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck "
I hope you do. |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂
100% we are.
Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.
So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you. "
Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again |
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"In.
North Wales, Edinburgh and Newcastle for me please.
I'll pack snacks. And tiramisu. 😁😁
Good choices, if you're coming to north wales dont forget to bring the good cheese
I'll bring plenty. As there appears to be a lot of crackers that need topping......😇😇"
Oh you, that was smooth |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂
100% we are.
Everytime a lamb is killed for its meat, a welsh man has to shag it in a ceremonial sacrifice. We call it baba Cwm.
So when your next tucking into your lamb remember the amount of sacrifice a lamb and welsh man has to make for you.
Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again "
Shit I thought it was a private message.
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"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.
If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.
Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck I hope you do. "
I do |
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Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again
Shit I thought it was a private message.
Delete delete delete
You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales  "
Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance. |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂
I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk "
😬😬 Wales it is then,!! |
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"Wales for me ..
Are you sure? Ive heard the welsh folk are a bit odd
Really? Maybe I should jump off at the border, anywhere north of Birmingham then I'll do a northern tour perhaps 😂
I withdraw my above statement, we might be toothless country bumpkins. But at least we don't have sexual relations with household appliances, unlike the city folk
😬😬 Wales it is then,!! "
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Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again
Shit I thought it was a private message.
Delete delete delete
You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales
Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance."
You'll be forgiven only once, now please keep the stuff about the dragon to yourself  |
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Shusssh we'll never stand a chance with anyone ever again
Shit I thought it was a private message.
Delete delete delete
You've just committed fabicide for the whole of Wales
Throw me in fab jail and throw away the key. I am a sinner and should be banished from the beautiful kingdom of Wales for my ignorance.
You'll be forgiven only once, now please keep the stuff about the dragon to yourself "
You shouldn't have said dragon there will be questions asked now. |
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"I really want to go to Wales for the sex. But also the north east. I can’t decide. Can you take me to both.
If I’m going just for social times? I am cool with where I am.
Multiple stops are available. Welsh people like the sex, you're in luck I hope you do.
I do "
Soon. |
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"All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉
We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).
Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine "
Can I get a lift to your house please, Bella? |
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"All aboard the fab tour bus! 🎉
We are all well aware that fab geography is an absolute curse. So I've hired a great big double decker to pick up fabbers and drop them off at the doorstep of their long distance crush(es).
Who's getting on and where am I taking you? No need to mention names, unless you want to. But don't blame me if others give you stick for lampost pissing - their words not mine
Can I get a lift to your house please, Bella? "
You can indeed. I think I'm going to be on tour a few days though judging by the comments. You may have to tour with me first |
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"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum."
Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum |
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"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.
Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum "
Who decides if a penis is pretty and is there some sort of rating scale? 😂 |
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"I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way.
Good man. She’ll be knackered after coming for me."
That's not to say I can get to the central belt and get cunted in a Glasgow Spoons crawl 😂
Then sit at the back of the bus feeling sorry for myself. |
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"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.
Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum "
Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me. |
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"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.
Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum
Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me."
The hash browns *might soften the blow |
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By *ags73Man 10 weeks ago
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"I'll save you the journey. Far too far North and out of the way.
Good man. She’ll be knackered after coming for me.
That's not to say I can get to the central belt and get cunted in a Glasgow Spoons crawl 😂
Then sit at the back of the bus feeling sorry for myself."
No, no don’t go to any bother |
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"Can we stop off at “Not in the north west”? I’ve heard it’s full of rainbows, puppy dogs and rum.
Yes but i'll warn you before you get there. You better have hash browns, a pretty penis and bring your own rum
Have rum, can get hash browns but a pretty penis is beyond me.
The hash browns *might soften the blow "
We live in hope. |
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"If it stops in wales
Can I sit next to you on the road trip to Wales?
We did pop to the offy first right?
Yeah buddy! 🤪
Cheers 🍻
Shall we sit the back row and launch things at people's heads?  "
Yes! Yes I believe we shall! |
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