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Sometimes I wish I'm a lady. Do others feel that way?
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By *azzman OP Man 10 weeks ago
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Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won.   |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won. "
Whoa there! It's really not that easy for some of us.
You should have said a young, hot lady, who has very wide preference parameters. |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won. "
You have a bumpussy OP.
If you want your kicks from a penis that doesn't excite you then you have just as much choice as the ladies here.
Hell you can even do the bottoms, just chuck a wig and some stockings on them and convince yourself it's a woman through doggy. You're already loaded with options 💜 |
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Nahhhh i’d rather be a man. Shit, shower and shave dressed in less than 40mins, sex in socks, boxers - none of this dumb lingerie shite, external genitalia for weeing outside and such, orgasms like clockwork, you can put it in all the holes
Being a bloke is way better! |
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By *ags73Man 10 weeks ago
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"Nahhhh i’d rather be a man. Shit, shower and shave dressed in less than 40mins, sex in socks, boxers - none of this dumb lingerie shite, external genitalia for weeing outside and such, orgasms like clockwork, you can put it in all the holes
Being a bloke is way better! "
Lynx Africa and you’re sorted. |
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You could have a meet everyday as a woman yes, if you're not too choosy about who you meet.
Most of us are though & i'd rather not meet than meet just anyone.
It's not easy to find someone who you connect with and where there's mutual attraction. When you do, they're often the other end of the country too. |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won. "
Nope, never. And as much as i love women i love being a man too much. Couldn't deal with the periods evey months, being pregnant and going through menopause. Wearing a dress and putting on making. I like being a predator and not prey  |
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"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting."
Evolution at its finest  |
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"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest "
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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I’m going to let you in on a secret OP
If you’re willing to not care at all about your own personal preference you could have all the women you want.One every night if you so wished |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest
Ug. (Is it? 😂)"
Is the grunting optional? 🤔 |
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Its wishful thinking or just provocation.
On top of what's mentioned --
Hip dysplasia, caesarean section, near death/death during delivery (from bad or cultish midwife hospitals) jilted x lovers, mainly men ( who are usually historically psychopathic), all massive risk factors of being female. Thats just the start and better explained by women.
Part 2 wil become a 7 part series once rings of power has done its rounds. |
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Pah, ladies, ye daughters of Eve. You may haemorrhage once a month but you bleed us dry daily.
We cup your fine breasts with our smooth palms and stroke your derrières with our silken charms, and yet we nurse our wounds from your razor-sharp tongues and venomous lips, and still we put up with it in deafening silence for all eternity. ❤️🦋 |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won.
Nope, never. And as much as i love women i love being a man too much. Couldn't deal with the periods evey months, being pregnant and going through menopause. Wearing a dress and putting on making. I like being a predator and not prey "
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They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.
I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.
Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic. |
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"They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.
I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.
Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic."
Actually all of those things in your last part don’t sound apocalyptic to me at all. |
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"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest
Ug. (Is it? 😂)
Is the grunting optional? 🤔"
Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent. |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest
Ug. (Is it? 😂)
Is the grunting optional? 🤔
Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent."
Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it |
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"They've always won dude. Now they are just rubbing our faces in it.
I'm not sure that level of power would be safe in my hands.
Police officers would turn in their badges. Governments would collapse and nations would fall. It would be apocalyptic.
Actually all of those things in your last part don’t sound apocalyptic to me at all. "
Layers of irony, shame I'm not funnier, I could make bank. |
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We really don't have any power over men, just because we have breasts and a vagina.
If we did we wouldn't have to contend with our partners who say they love us, and only want us, wouldn't cheat.
There's no power if men don't act thirsty for pussy.
All I can say is no thank you.
That's not having any power over the man asking.
There are men on here I'd like to be naked with who wouldn't give me a second thought. Until, maybe, they were desperate enough.
That's not me having any power. It's them having no self control. |
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"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest
Ug. (Is it? 😂)
Is the grunting optional? 🤔
Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.
Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it "
Right that’s it! Both of you over my knee!
Also foxy, I don’t grunt. I spit 😂 |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won. "
Nope okay as I am thank you |
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"Fuck that, living with periods, menopause and other shit deals.
I'll stick.
It’s a really shitty deal
We can just lay there, do fuck all and just play with our balls, grunting.
Evolution at its finest
Ug. (Is it? 😂)
Is the grunting optional? 🤔
Haha it's my feeble attempt at mocking MYB's lovely accent.
Well, you're on your own with this, nowt to do with me MYB, he said it
Right that’s it! Both of you over my knee!
Also foxy, I don’t grunt. I spit 😂 "
Can I face Daizy when you are doing whatever to use both?
I promise I won't laugh or pull faces. |
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" Like the ease of getting kicks any and everytime u want. There will be a needy willy somewhere waiting and eager to give it to you.
Same can't be said for as a man! The pussies are very few and you have to do real hardwork to get one. SMH.
Finally the Ladies have won. "
I’m sure there’s plenty of “eager willys” out there for you |
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