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Do you fancy a fuck?
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"Today? " Nah | |||
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"As long as it’s somewhere warm I’m fucking freezing today " Id love to keep u warm and toasty sexy😘 | |||
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"Today? " Hey Mr Picklenic! Congratulations on adding the "Do you" bit. 80% of guys omit that part. 😂 | |||
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"You couldn't pay me to have sex today. " When could we pay you to have sex? | |||
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"Only if theres a fire roaring in the background, my nips have icicles "They're nipsicles! 🥶 | |||
"You couldn't pay me to have sex today. When could we pay you to have sex?" Try the end of the month. | |||
"You couldn't pay me to have sex today. " And here I was going to offer the sex! | |||
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"You couldn't pay me to have sex today. And here I was going to offer the sex! " Please take your profile pic down. I find it strangely hot and it's unnerving me. | |||
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"You couldn't pay me to have sex today. And here I was going to offer the sex! Please take your profile pic down. I find it strangely hot and it's unnerving me. " Since you said please I was going to but then you said it is unnerving you and I can't resist that! | |||
I'm freezing and I have heat patches stuck to my back. | |||
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"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work" Boring | |||
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"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work Boring" The minge wants what the minge wants | |||
"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work Boring The minge wants what the minge wants" True. I don’t like sticking around after | |||
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"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺" Very pretty 👌👌 | |||
"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺" Oooh, hope you’re ok | |||
"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺 Very pretty 👌👌" ❤️  thank you | |||
"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺 Oooh, hope you’re ok " I’m alright thank you, just a butterfingers 🙈🤣 | |||
"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺 Oooh, hope you’re ok I’m alright thank you, just a butterfingers 🙈🤣" What did you do | |||
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"As long as it’s somewhere warm I’m fucking freezing today " I that big bath if yours in you photos? | |||
"Yes. But not possible tonight. Looks like it's me and buzzy friend. " how was your date with your buzzy friend?  | |||
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"Yes. But not possible tonight. Looks like it's me and buzzy friend. " 
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"Yes, I need a snug sausage wallet to warm my perished todger." And they say romance is dead. 🤣 | |||
"Yes, I need a snug sausage wallet to warm my perished todger. And they say romance is dead. 🤣" Well, out of little acorns and all that. (And it really is a shrivelled, little acorn right now). | |||
"Today? " Every day 😘 | |||
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"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare FAF OP? "Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too? | |||
"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare FAF OP?
Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too?"Can't I have foreplay in the shower and then we get to do it twice | |||
"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare FAF OP? "Sounds like a quickie. | |||
"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare FAF OP?
Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too?
Can't I have foreplay in the shower and then we get to do it twice "The meter's running, it's your 5 minutes... | |||
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"Yes but I have to wait. It's very upsetting. Poor me." I've just listened to your video. While your waiting, can you record some porn audio books for me. That voice  | |||
