I don't ever recall giving a different answer than "yes" to this question... Pretty sure it must have happened at some point in the last 30+ years but must be very few and far between...

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By *eviant KnightMan 16 weeks ago

Norton

It's cold, let's share some body heat

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By *ecretDaddy1Man 16 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd love to but busy today 😭

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yes, I do. I was offered one last night, with a guy I fancied, and I had to turn it down. 🙄

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

When could we pay you to have sex?

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By *he AmbassadorMan 16 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ohhh god yeah,,

Hanging for one,

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Only if theres a fire roaring in the background, my nips have icicles

They're nipsicles! 🥶

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

When could we pay you to have sex?"

Try the end of the month.

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By *aitonelMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

And here I was going to offer the sex!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I thought that you would never ask Mr P, but unfortunately we have not been formally introduced, so that is somewhat forward of you

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

And here I was going to offer the sex! "

Please take your profile pic down. I find it strangely hot and it's unnerving me.

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By *ohnjones3210Man 16 weeks ago

Chester

No, it's too cold. Nobody's freezing cold hands are touching me.

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By *aitonelMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You couldn't pay me to have sex today.

And here I was going to offer the sex!

Please take your profile pic down. I find it strangely hot and it's unnerving me.

Since you said please I was going to but then you said it is unnerving you and I can't resist that!

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By *ell GwynnWoman 16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

God, no!

I'm freezing and I have heat patches stuck to my back.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Absolutely it's the best way to both warm up

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man 16 weeks ago

Ends

Changed my mind I just want a cuddle. And silence.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Lots of people selling the idea of saving on the heating through sex...

I like it!

Getting wrapped up in a snuggly warm duvet, using each others bodies to share warmth through skin-to-skin contact, and engaging in some exercise to the blood flowing and raise the temperature from the inside...

I've got the duvet if you've got some spare body heat we can share?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work

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By *ggdrasil66Man 16 weeks ago

Saltdean

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, and the Pope does wear a funny hat!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man 16 weeks ago

Ends

"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work"

Boring

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By *einster-CoupleCouple 16 weeks ago

Dublin

Last one was Saturday morning. I could do with one

Mrs L-C

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 16 weeks ago

Bristol

I wouldn’t say no if one was offered

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work

Boring"

The minge wants what the minge wants

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man 16 weeks ago

Ends

"I do but I want a "fuck me then fuck off" situation. Hopefully I get lucky at work

Boring

The minge wants what the minge wants"

True. I don’t like sticking around after

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By *ad NannaWoman 16 weeks ago

East London

I didn't earlier but I've perked right up and quite fancy a slow bump and grind.

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By *hePleasurerMan 16 weeks ago

Cheshire

Yes... but... (don't take it personally) not with you, op

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 16 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺

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By *tickytip44Man 16 weeks ago

nwales

"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺"

Very pretty 👌👌

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 16 weeks ago

Bristol

"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺"

Oooh, hope you’re ok

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 16 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺

Very pretty 👌👌"

❤️

thank you

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 16 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺

Oooh, hope you’re ok "

I’m alright thank you, just a butterfingers 🙈🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 16 weeks ago

Bristol

"I really do but I hurt my mouth and I’m not feeling pretty 🥺

Oooh, hope you’re ok

I’m alright thank you, just a butterfingers 🙈🤣"

What did you do

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By *iaisonseekerMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes, I need a snug sausage wallet to warm my perished todger.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 16 weeks ago

North West

Yes. But not possible tonight. Looks like it's me and buzzy friend.

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By *obaMan 16 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"As long as it’s somewhere warm

I’m fucking freezing today "

I that big bath if yours in you photos?

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By *ornyRebel88Man 16 weeks ago

Fermoy

"Yes. But not possible tonight. Looks like it's me and buzzy friend. "
how was your date with your buzzy friend?

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By *all me missWoman 16 weeks ago

South Wales

Not tonight thank you very much.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Yes. But not possible tonight. Looks like it's me and buzzy friend. "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Yes, I need a snug sausage wallet to warm my perished todger."

And they say romance is dead. 🤣

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By *iaisonseekerMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Yes, I need a snug sausage wallet to warm my perished todger.

And they say romance is dead. 🤣"

Well, out of little acorns and all that. (And it really is a shrivelled, little acorn right now).

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By *ittlebirdWoman 16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Today? "

Every day 😘

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By *ete1969ABC100Man 16 weeks ago

Blackburn

Would love too

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By *tealthbomber2024Man 16 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Well, its a day of the week.

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman 16 weeks ago

La La Land

I suppose I've got 5 mins spare

FAF OP?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare

FAF OP?

Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too?

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman 16 weeks ago

La La Land

"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare

FAF OP?

Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too?"

Can't I have foreplay in the shower and then we get to do it twice

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By *ags73Man 16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare

FAF OP?

Sounds like a quickie.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"I suppose I've got 5 mins spare

FAF OP?

Fucking hell, you want a shower and foreplay too?

Can't I have foreplay in the shower and then we get to do it twice

The meter's running, it's your 5 minutes...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West

I don't think it's allowed here, even though it's full of fancy adjustable beds and "hoists", aka sex swings, obviously.

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By *rReyMan 16 weeks ago

Fleet

"Yes but I have to wait. It's very upsetting. Poor me."

I've just listened to your video. While your waiting, can you record some porn audio books for me. That voice

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