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International Men's Day - Sexual "Equality" Event!
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Hey everyone!
Welcome to my sexual "equality" event! This is an event where for one night the ratios and sexualities of men to women will be equal!
Fab will get a massive surge of w
Thousands of women for one day! All of those ladies with low libido from all around the country will join in the fun, and for once, we will be sexually equal.
The ratios on here will change from 50:1 to 1:1! It will be amazing!
Even married men are going to be cared for after a long day at work!
Ladies, this is an event where you will have a chance to meet wonderful men, and it will cost you only £50! Men, it's £5 for you and you'll get a free drink!
Ladies, it's nothing personal; we need to do this to keep the numbers equal and to protect the men from the "pack feel".
Women will send overly sexual messages to men, and the poor men will have no choice but to block, reject and ignore them!
Who's coming to my sexual equality event? 😂😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain. |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain. "
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain. "
Yes Miss Flame!!! The men are doing all that! I'm personally getting a full body wax. Do not touch us though! |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing"
Errrrrrrrrrr errrrrrrrrr, hmmmm, errrr....
I think that's going to be done privately. The waxing salon said no visitors! |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain. "
Christmas lynx 🤣 |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Christmas lynx 🤣"
Alright Raggers? What are you wearing mate? |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Christmas lynx 🤣
Alright Raggers? What are you wearing mate? "
(Christmas lynx - Africa) |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing"
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷 |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷"
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x"
Get ‘waxer’ in your search engine. Ask if they epilate the tough bits |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x"
Look straight white guys get to be as smooth as a dolphin raised by Swiss Tony, the ladies get free enterprise, and I get to watch. It’s not just a win/win. It’s a win/win/win. Show me something that promises less, gives you more. I’ll wait. ⏱️ |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x
Get ‘waxer’ in your search engine. Ask if they epilate the tough bits "
Lols, an ex had one of those things. She thought it would be hilarious to epilate my arm one time.
And it was hilarious... Yes.... I was over the moon. Ffs. |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x
Get ‘waxer’ in your search engine. Ask if they epilate the tough bits
Lols, an ex had one of those things. She thought it would be hilarious to epilate my arm one time.
And it was hilarious... Yes.... I was over the moon. Ffs."
Excellent. Back sack and crack and you’re sorted. |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x
Look straight white guys get to be as smooth as a dolphin raised by Swiss Tony, the ladies get free enterprise, and I get to watch. It’s not just a win/win. It’s a win/win/win. Show me something that promises less, gives you more. I’ll wait. ⏱️"
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x
Get ‘waxer’ in your search engine. Ask if they epilate the tough bits
Lols, an ex had one of those things. She thought it would be hilarious to epilate my arm one time.
And it was hilarious... Yes.... I was over the moon. Ffs.
Excellent. Back sack and crack and you’re sorted."
Why don't we just use that Veet stuff? |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
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"£50??!!
The best I can do is send an overly sexual message brb.
Effyn hell! What are you doing here?
But it's only £50! Just be sociable ffs, you'll be fine! Women these days..."
Especially if you’re getting a Brazilian. |
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By *ags73Man 7 weeks ago
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
I will pay to watch this. Take my money. 💷
Eughhhh, it's always about you lot isn't it? Eughh...
Why can't people just focus on the enjoyment of straight white guys for once? I'm fed up of such prejudice!
So much hatred.
Lol x
Get ‘waxer’ in your search engine. Ask if they epilate the tough bits
Lols, an ex had one of those things. She thought it would be hilarious to epilate my arm one time.
And it was hilarious... Yes.... I was over the moon. Ffs.
Excellent. Back sack and crack and you’re sorted.
Why don't we just use that Veet stuff?"
😬😬 just don’t read the reviews. |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"£50??!!
The best I can do is send an overly sexual message brb.
Effyn hell! What are you doing here?
But it's only £50! Just be sociable ffs, you'll be fine! Women these days..."
You want me to be sociable and pay £50 for the inconvenience? Wow. |
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"If I'm paying a bullseye to get in I'm getting a lick job at least."
Bahahahahahaha!!! See this is your problem! Just because you're paying £50, you think I as a man am obliged to offer you sexual favours.
Have a word with yourself. |
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"£50??!!
The best I can do is send an overly sexual message brb.
Effyn hell! What are you doing here?
But it's only £50! Just be sociable ffs, you'll be fine! Women these days...
You want me to be sociable and pay £50 for the inconvenience? Wow. "
Pffffttt, well you're not going to get anywhere with that sort of attitude. No wonder you women aren't getting sex.
Total lack of respect for men... Another one who needs to go and have a word with herself. |
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"Happily pay £50 to watch all the gentlemen folk of fab go through the fully body waxing
Yes please, I'd happily get a full body wax if someone else was paying "
Change your status babe. Some desperate woman will pay for it! |
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There is an implication here that Men make no effort either. Some of us do wash, try and present ourselves well, be engaging, respectful and wish to engage in mutually beneficial fun.
Some of us are decent blokes
Where do i send my fiver haha |
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"There is an implication here that Men make no effort either. Some of us do wash, try and present ourselves well, be engaging, respectful and wish to engage in mutually beneficial fun.
Some of us are decent blokes
Where do i send my fiver haha"
Put it in the box over there. Any hassle from women, let us know. Well have them kicked out.
We've vetted them all already though. You should be ok. |
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"There is an implication here that Men make no effort either. Some of us do wash, try and present ourselves well, be engaging, respectful and wish to engage in mutually beneficial fun.
Some of us are decent blokes
Where do i send my fiver haha
Put it in the box over there. Any hassle from women, let us know. Well have them kicked out.
We've vetted them all already though. You should be ok."
Wonderful |
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"Came looking for copper and found gold 🤣"
Alright Mr Rider! Oh a regular. There are a quite a lot of women upstairs, all wandering around like sheep, finger up their foo foos. Any hassle, let us know. |
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"So what your saying I'd that the men are going to actually have a bath before meeting women. Doing all tbe grooming stuff and splash out on decent aftershave rather than a can of Christmas Lynx. Youre going to spend between £50-£100 on pants and socks that might well get st0len by "trophy hunters" at clubs or ripped by eager females that feel the need to grope you is more important than grasping the concept of consent. Of course your footwear will be stylish and impractical and definitely not just your standard smart casual everyday shoe. Money, time and effort will be spent on waxing, hair styling, skin care and jewelry.
Paying £50 and nit having to do any of that sounds like a bargain.
Yes Miss Flame!!! The men are doing all that! I'm personally getting a full body wax. Do not touch us though!"
Even though you have set your boundary I still will feel obligated to walk around groping my naked breasts and make sure to rub them against you anytime I walk by - regardless if there is plenty of space or not. |
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