About the person below you.
I'll start.
Even though that foot fungus has spread to their genitals, the person below me can still make a damned fine cuppa coffee.
Just ignore those bits floating in it 👍. |
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"About the person below you.
I'll start.
Even though that foot fungus has spread to their genitals, the person below me can still make a damned fine cuppa coffee.
Just ignore those bits floating in it 👍."
I saw them once round the back of Tesco with a queue heading towards them
I joined the queue as I do like to queue only to find when I got to the front that their special offers did not get me any clubcard points |
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"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough."
Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards 
Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso. |
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"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.
Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards
Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso. "
Their mum looks like a Picasso painting. |
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"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.
Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards
Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso.
Their mum looks like a Picasso painting. "
Made a cast of their dad's dick so they could fuck themselves with it. |
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"Once mistook the Deep heat for Lube ,and was last seen running for the village water Trough.
Then knew to use only a small amount of deep heat going forwards
Likes to draw in the snow with their penis. Their artwork is comparable to picasso. "
a small amount goes a long way, thank god it wasn't wintergreen mixed with Poitín.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 days ago
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"They learnt very quickly that the stiletto heel should never be inserted into that orifice 
To be fair, I'm not that quick a learner  .
The human below me stole ALL the candy."
They nicked all the candy while we were shagging, and stuffed it in their cheeks like a hamster! |
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