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I was milking my prostate and having a great wank earlier, but then the owner told me I could never go into his shop again.
We didn't fight two World Wars only for these fascists to tell us what to do! |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"I was milking my prostate and having a great wank earlier, but then the owner told me I could never go into his shop again.
We didn't fight two World Wars only for these fascists to tell us what to do!"
Sounds like woke nonsense from a hipster shopkeeper. Wipe it on his curtain next time |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem. "
Let’s run through this.
Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again.
So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem.
Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar! "
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
Forget about it Ragnar I’ve figured it out! |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem.
Let’s run through this.
Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again.
So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it "
Damn. |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Im worried about whether my bum looks big in this? "
This is often a tricky question for the gentlemen and some feel it’s a trap.
What if she’s put on weight? Do you say you like a big booty anyway? Do you hmm and haw? Do you avoid answering?
I say no, don’t have the fear and the answer to the question is
‘No dear, you’re as lovely as ever’ |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem.
Check out Taylor Swift, Ragnar!
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
Forget about it Ragnar I’ve figured it out! "
Phew. That’s a relief.
And keep smiling sunshine x |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Am I the problem? I feel like I’m the problem.
Let’s run through this.
Problems often happen when we least expect and then we go catastrophic and never sleep again.
So if you’re sleeping, alls good and don’t worry about it
Damn. "
Sarry x |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death."
Go on. What’s the worst that could happen. |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums? "
I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected.
Sad to say bud, but move on. |
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death."
Chop it off... it'll distract from the minor niggle 🤣 |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"Top of my foot hurts a little bit,, Think I might of banged it, but I’m worried that if I google it, it will be cancer or even worse, imminent death.
Chop it off... it'll distract from the minor niggle 🤣"
Obviously have a basin handy just in case and that box of plasters might not be enough. |
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums?
I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected.
Sad to say bud, but move on. "
I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong  |
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By *EAT..85Woman 11 weeks ago
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums?
I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected.
Sad to say bud, but move on.
I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong "
WTF!
I went to check my liked photos to see if I was the one and everything! |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"I’ve liked all their photos, but they have filters up which means I can’t wink or message them. Shall I call them out in the forums?
I’d say they know you’re interested. But filters are there to be respected.
Sad to say bud, but move on.
I’d say you took this way too serious, or maybe I got the vibe of the thread wrong "
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc..
I'm sat here crying. What do I do?"
Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too? |
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"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc..
I'm sat here crying. What do I do?
Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too?"
But I'm self conscious. What if I don't meet women's expectations? What if they look at my belly or something?!? |
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By *ags73 OP Man 11 weeks ago
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"I've arranged a Sexual Equality day, and women are moaning that I've got to have a bath and get waxed, etc..
I'm sat here crying. What do I do?
Go to boots? Black Friday deals are on? Get a little scrubber too?
But I'm self conscious. What if I don't meet women's expectations? What if they look at my belly or something?!?"
Mate, I’m not Merlin. |
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