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By *aitonel OP Man 3 days ago

Travelling

So as we all know, men talk to their penis. Deep and in depth chats, proper intimate. It's fact.

Anyway, ladies! (sorry fellas) what would YOU like to say to the penis, not the man, just the penis?

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By *parkle1974Woman 3 days ago

Leeds

"You're neighbours are nuts"

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By *ickshawedCouple 3 days ago

Wolverhampton

Are you winking at me?

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By (user no longer on site) 3 days ago

"Are you winking at me? "

That polo neck looks snug and purple is definitely your colour

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 3 days ago

Essex

Wakey wakey

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 3 days ago

Manchester-ish

Come again?

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By *parkle1974Woman 3 days ago

Leeds

Where Mario?

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By *ickshawedCouple 3 days ago

Wolverhampton

Can I hug a hoodie?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 3 days ago

St Leonards

I'm a lady!

"Now, I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt like this before

Yes, I swear, it's the truth

And I owe it all to you

'Cause I've had the time of my life

And I owe it all to you"

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By *eliWoman 3 days ago

Shoo, Nicky.

Anyway, I'd whisper sweet nothings very close to it and see what happens. Such a romantic I know.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 3 days ago

North West

Put a hat on!

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By *EAT..85Woman 3 days ago

Nottingham

Good boy.

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By *vaRose43Woman 2 days ago

Forest of Dean

I shall call him Squishy

and he shall be mine

and he shall be my Squishy.

Come on, Squishy

Come on, little Squishy

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman 2 days ago

Birmingham

I love it when you grow

You love it when I blow

It's best when it's hard

Not so much when it tastes like lard

Your penis is my happy place

Especially when it ejaculates on my face

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By *aven.Woman 2 days ago

Not the North West...

Can we do this without him up there?

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