"The last one for awhile, let's make these drinks special tonight. 
As normal I have everything, so come in and have some fun!"
Evening Sir Toots
How come is the bar shutting for a refurb? Just a mocktail for me tonight |
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Good evening, barman. Can I have a large special White Russian, please. A double measure of vodka, kahlua, brandy and instead of milk, top it up with Bailey's to finish it off, thanks.
(Damn, wish I didn't type that,now I want one) |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
"
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
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"The last one for awhile, let's make these drinks special tonight.
As normal I have everything, so come in and have some fun!
Evening Sir Toots
How come is the bar shutting for a refurb? Just a mocktail for me tonight "
I have work tommorow at 10 pm.
Coming right up! |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table."
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘 |
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" Good evening, barman. Can I have a large special White Russian, please. A double measure of vodka, kahlua, brandy and instead of milk, top it up with Bailey's to finish it off, thanks.
(Damn, wish I didn't type that,now I want one) "
Of course coming right up!
Good I day I hope! |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Of course you can and thank you.
How are you today?"
Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow? |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Of course you can and thank you.
How are you today?
Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow?"
Nope it's gonna be awful!
But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead. |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Of course you can and thank you.
How are you today?
Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow?
Nope it's gonna be awful!
But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead. "
You will be grand 😁 |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Of course you can and thank you.
How are you today?
Thanks Toots, all good thankyou. Are you ready for tomorrow?
Nope it's gonna be awful!
But I'll be alright I think, just got to think about the fun times ahead.
You will be grand 😁"
Better be, just got to think about the positives of next year you know? |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table.
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘"
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table.
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) "
🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer  |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table.
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies) "
😘 |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table.
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies)
🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer "
Grab a glass |
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"Could I please have a bottle of champagne please Toots to celebrate that my birthday is over 5 months away. Help yourself to a glass x
Happy birthday, Busy 🎉🎂🎈
Leaving another bottle of fizz on your table.
Thankyou for the fizz, but it isn't my birthday 🤣😘
Taking the fizz back!! Awful behaviour!! Recieving gifts under false pretences!! Shocking!
(Hehe, only kidding,I wouldn't do that. Birthday or not, it's nice to treat lovely ladies)
🤣 I'll drink it with you my birthday is closer
Grab a glass"
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"May I have a foot spa filled with hot water for my cold feet and a southern comfort please kind sir.
Good luck for tomorrow too 💓
Of course you can. 
And what a fun night it's gonna be!"
Plenty of water ooh and matchsticks for to keep your eyelids open lol 😆 😄 |
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"May I have a foot spa filled with hot water for my cold feet and a southern comfort please kind sir.
Good luck for tomorrow too 💓
Of course you can.
And what a fun night it's gonna be!
Plenty of water ooh and matchsticks for to keep your eyelids open lol 😆 😄 "
Water yes!
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"I heard Toots is pulling an all nighter tonight
Yeah sure am come round, we can open that gin!
Toot needs to stop daydreaming. 
Crack it open good sir  "
Here's a glass of this witches brew my good lady. |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at? 
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted "
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling. |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling. "
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few? |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few? "
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now. |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now. "
YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘
Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party  |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now.
YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘
Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party "
That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr? |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Coming right up!
No party I'm afraid just chilling.
WHAT??? No party?
Can't we just have a mini party with a select few?
Sure why not
Whoevers in the bar right now.
YES!! I knew you could be easily persuaded 😘
Let's leave the bar area for self service. What would possibly go wrong?
I'm going to have a little dance around that 6ft Christmas Tree with Mr Tiger, who looks like he hasn't been fed since the last party "
Oh of course let.
Ahluld I do another thread? I don't know 🤣 |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴"
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance. |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance."
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣 |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣"
.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.  |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room. "
A.k.a. wank himself silly  |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly "
👌 |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. crank himself silly "
I'm not sure you mean sorry.
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌"
I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course. |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course. "
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
😁"
I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared?? |
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" That's a scary looking pussy, does it purr?
I believe so. Give her a little rub and let's find out 🫴
Oh my what's toots supposed when he's not even allowed to watch?
Not I'm.scared and confused.
I'm just go pour a drink and dance.
You can keep the tiger occupied Toots whilst I stroke the pussy 🤣.
My house, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a dance of my own in my room.
A.k.a. wank himself silly
👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
😁
I'm scared you only.put an emoji, should I be scared??"
As if, I am not scary 🤣 |
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it. "
Because it keeps poking me! |
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me! "
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy. |
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy. "
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱 |
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱"
Yes it's the tiger, Toot is being good boy.
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱"
Throw him some dreamies |
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" 👌 I'm fine with you stroking the pussy in my house, but you have to tame the snake later if that's ok of course.
I haven't played Whack-a-mole in a while
Heyyyy why would you wack it.
Because it keeps poking me!
I'm upstairs I'm a good boy.
Oh fuck! It's the Tiger that keeps poking me! 😱
Throw him some dreamies "
Top cupboard. |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady  "
Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!! |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady
Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!!"
And it looks like we'll be snowed in
🎉💃 24 hour party at Toots💃🎉 |
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"TOOTS!!! Is this where the parties at?
I'll have my usual and can I get a drink for Miss Bella?
Make it a double, I'm planning on getting her wasted
Chin-chin bottoms up lady
Wooooooo!! Party the final final party!!!
And it looks like we'll be snowed in
🎉💃 24 hour party at Toots💃🎉"
It's snowing here too!
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