Brazil nuts....the devils work...the shells are made of bloody space grade titanium , then when you've finally opened them and broken 3 nut crackers in the process the nuts are tasteless, dryer than a witches tit, and take about 5 mins to eat one, at which point you decide you don't like them and then you're left with a bag of Brazil nuts no one else wants....there I said it.... |
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"Brazil nuts....the devils work...the shells are made of bloody space grade titanium , then when you've finally opened them and broken 3 nut crackers in the process the nuts are tasteless, dryer than a witches tit, and take about 5 mins to eat one, at which point you decide you don't like them and then you're left with a bag of Brazil nuts no one else wants....there I said it...."
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Where did you buy a bag of shelled brazil nuts from? It sounds like something M&S or Waitrose would do to capitalise on the price per kilogram. |
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"Are they even worth the effort, though?
Absolutely. The ones with shells that didn't split properly - i.e. the ones you have to bite to crack open - taste the best."
My husband just crunches them up and swallows lol |
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"Are they even worth the effort, though?
Absolutely. The ones with shells that didn't split properly - i.e. the ones you have to bite to crack open - taste the best.
My husband just crunches them up and swallows lol"
Your husband sounds like a nutcracker |
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"Brazil nuts....the devils work...the shells are made of bloody space grade titanium , then when you've finally opened them and broken 3 nut crackers in the process the nuts are tasteless, dryer than a witches tit, and take about 5 mins to eat one, at which point you decide you don't like them and then you're left with a bag of Brazil nuts no one else wants....there I said it....
Where did you buy a bag of shelled brazil nuts from? It sounds like something M&S or Waitrose would do to capitalise on the price per kilogram."
the christmas ones that come in the little nets |
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