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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
Crashed my gsxr1000 on the way to work Friday,
Fractured shoulder and elbow, sprained both wrists, broken thumb, cracked a rib and plenty of roadrash. Can't even... ya know... So going mental in the house.
Anyone got some good stories or wants to share their experiences, memories etc to do with their bikes! |
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I one came off my bike riding on the pavement after hitting a men at work road sign, in full view of stopped traffic. I went over the handlebars, hurt my elbow and scuffed my shoulder as I remember, proper dinted my pride standing up as people were looking at me. |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"I one came off my bike riding on the pavement after hitting a men at work road sign, in full view of stopped traffic. I went over the handlebars, hurt my elbow and scuffed my shoulder as I remember, proper dinted my pride standing up as people were looking at me. "
Honestly falling over in front of people sucks!
The shame hurts worse than the injuries I swear! |
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Oh no  how’s the bike?! 
Joking aside, glad you’re not too badly hurt OP.
I don’t have my bike license (I think I’d be dangerous tbh) but I do miss riding pillion, still have my leathers and lid but no use for them currently or likely in the future either |
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"I one came off my bike riding on the pavement after hitting a men at work road sign, in full view of stopped traffic. I went over the handlebars, hurt my elbow and scuffed my shoulder as I remember, proper dinted my pride standing up as people were looking at me.
Honestly falling over in front of people sucks!
The shame hurts worse than the injuries I swear!"
It does. Hope your aches and pains aren't too too bad. |
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Jesus man i feel for ya hope you get mended soon,how bad is the bike?
I once fucked my mates wife in pub loo as he stood at bar his Mrs msg'd me come into ladies and fuck me we were at it frantic the door opens lady went into next cubicle and had a pee as we fucked |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"Oh no how’s the bike?!
Joking aside, glad you’re not too badly hurt OP.
I don’t have my bike license (I think I’d be dangerous tbh) but I do miss riding pillion, still have my leathers and lid but no use for them currently or likely in the future either "
Bikes fucked! But nothing I can't fix with enough time and money. Perks of being a mechanic haha.
Always fun to have a beautiful girl on the back of the bike! Don't think I'll be tempting anyone soon though after Friday haha! |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"Jesus man i feel for ya hope you get mended soon,how bad is the bike?
I once fucked my mates wife in pub loo as he stood at bar his Mrs msg'd me come into ladies and fuck me we were at it frantic the door opens lady went into next cubicle and had a pee as we fucked "
Lucky shit. Why don't these things happen to me.
Always got told having a big sportbike would make me a hit with the ladies. All I seem to get is old men telling me they used to ride...
Bikes pretty fucked, nothing that can't be fixed though! |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"I one came off my bike riding on the pavement after hitting a men at work road sign, in full view of stopped traffic. I went over the handlebars, hurt my elbow and scuffed my shoulder as I remember, proper dinted my pride standing up as people were looking at me.
Honestly falling over in front of people sucks!
The shame hurts worse than the injuries I swear!
It does. Hope your aches and pains aren't too too bad. "
I'll live! Appreciate the concern man! |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"I once got on my bike, parked in the centre of town, after work and started riding away when it suddenly stopped and i went down sideways. I'd forgotten to take rhe disclock off.... "
I've heard this happen to so many people I'm absolutely terrified of it happening to me! I religiously check for my lock even if I know I didn't put it on |
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Hi OP
Sorry to hear this I hope your mend quickly and safely … as a biker for a whole lot of years
I have in my youth done done stupid stuff !
But the most recent embarrassment was in a well know motorcycle meet which was a few months back the cafe was as busy as hell,
I rode up the pavement to avoid a whole hubbub of bikes and riders
Put my foot down and no tarmac the pavement was quite high so the bike fell over
It’s a 300 lbs fat boy Harley
Four blokes had to pick it up
It up I was wedged under it … yes applause … yes huge embarrassment no damage thank god , I saved the bike but got a broken rib
Less than 3 mph ! … |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"Hi OP
Sorry to hear this I hope your mend quickly and safely … as a biker for a whole lot of years
I have in my youth done done stupid stuff !
But the most recent embarrassment was in a well know motorcycle meet which was a few months back the cafe was as busy as hell,
I rode up the pavement to avoid a whole hubbub of bikes and riders
Put my foot down and no tarmac the pavement was quite high so the bike fell over
It’s a 300 lbs fat boy Harley
Four blokes had to pick it up
It up I was wedged under it … yes applause … yes huge embarrassment no damage thank god , I saved the bike but got a broken rib
Less than 3 mph ! … "
It's always the slow speed ones that hurt the most!
I'm just glad I'm young and still bounce back pretty fast! |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"Broken collar bone 30 years ago next year after being knocked off a moped by a parcel delivery man month off work but got a nice payout from his insurance company "
My best mate broke his collarbone racing off road with me about 6 months ago, definitely a long and very painful healing process! Hope it wasn't too awful for you! |
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"Crashed my gsxr1000 on the way to work Friday,
Fractured shoulder and elbow, sprained both wrists, broken thumb, cracked a rib and plenty of roadrash. Can't even... ya know... So going mental in the house.
Anyone got some good stories or wants to share their experiences, memories etc to do with their bikes!"
But is the bike ok? 
Less flippant of me……..ouch. Recover soon. |
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By *rReyMan 4 days ago
Fleet |
"Crashed my gsxr1000 on the way to work Friday,
Fractured shoulder and elbow, sprained both wrists, broken thumb, cracked a rib and plenty of roadrash. Can't even... ya know... So going mental in the house.
Anyone got some good stories or wants to share their experiences, memories etc to do with their bikes!"
Glad you're OK, you can always get a new squid bike. I've yet to have anything more than a newbie drop when walking my bike back into a parking slot on a slope and didn’t think about the lean of the bike on the sidestand. But I expect it will happen at sometime. |
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By *llzo OP Man 4 days ago
Bromley |
"Crashed my gsxr1000 on the way to work Friday,
Fractured shoulder and elbow, sprained both wrists, broken thumb, cracked a rib and plenty of roadrash. Can't even... ya know... So going mental in the house.
Anyone got some good stories or wants to share their experiences, memories etc to do with their bikes!
Glad you're OK, you can always get a new squid bike. I've yet to have anything more than a newbie drop when walking my bike back into a parking slot on a slope and didn’t think about the lean of the bike on the sidestand. But I expect it will happen at sometime."
It's very true, it's very ironic I've got roadrash literally next to my tattoo of a squid...
Hopefully you keep it that way and never have a crash worse than a little drop! |
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My hubby got knocked off his motorbike by a local vicar.
The cleric had been parked up outside a row of shops on a dual carriageway which was close to our home.
Hubby says he was riding in the outside lane and wasn't speeding but it was as he was approaching the car that the vicar decided to do a u turn, from parked but realising his mistake stopped directly in front of my hubby, who hot his car side on.
Anyway hubby broke his leg but managed to walk home on it. He was fuming with the driver screaming at him but once they exchanged details, and heard the name of the driver, the Reverend Blah de Blah, all he could think of saying then was... 'How's your car?', the humpty haha.
Anyway hubby snapped the top of the non weight bearing bone in his right shin, and the 80 uear old vicar git a fine and had his license taken from him.
Would love to have seen hubbies face, after he'd been screaming at this guy, calling him allsorts, and threatening him with unmentionable damage, only to find out that he was a man of the cloth and his little old frail wife had been sat next to her husband listening to my muck mouthed divvy. He is such an idiot... could have obly happened to him Mrs x |
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By *llzo OP Man 3 days ago
Bromley |
"My hubby got knocked off his motorbike by a local vicar.
The cleric had been parked up outside a row of shops on a dual carriageway which was close to our home.
Hubby says he was riding in the outside lane and wasn't speeding but it was as he was approaching the car that the vicar decided to do a u turn, from parked but realising his mistake stopped directly in front of my hubby, who hot his car side on.
Anyway hubby broke his leg but managed to walk home on it. He was fuming with the driver screaming at him but once they exchanged details, and heard the name of the driver, the Reverend Blah de Blah, all he could think of saying then was... 'How's your car?', the humpty haha.
Anyway hubby snapped the top of the non weight bearing bone in his right shin, and the 80 uear old vicar git a fine and had his license taken from him.
Would love to have seen hubbies face, after he'd been screaming at this guy, calling him allsorts, and threatening him with unmentionable damage, only to find out that he was a man of the cloth and his little old frail wife had been sat next to her husband listening to my muck mouthed divvy. He is such an idiot... could have obly happened to him Mrs x"
Hahaha at least he's got morals! Sadly a far too common story with cars and u turns!
Funnily I also managed to get myself 30 minutes home. Down to the cafe for a coffee and then back home after my crash before the adrenaline wore off and I realised I should probably go to the hospital pretty fucking fast. Crazy what adrenaline can do to a person! |
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"My hubby got knocked off his motorbike by a local vicar.
The cleric had been parked up outside a row of shops on a dual carriageway which was close to our home.
Hubby says he was riding in the outside lane and wasn't speeding but it was as he was approaching the car that the vicar decided to do a u turn, from parked but realising his mistake stopped directly in front of my hubby, who hot his car side on.
Anyway hubby broke his leg but managed to walk home on it. He was fuming with the driver screaming at him but once they exchanged details, and heard the name of the driver, the Reverend Blah de Blah, all he could think of saying then was... 'How's your car?', the humpty haha.
Anyway hubby snapped the top of the non weight bearing bone in his right shin, and the 80 uear old vicar git a fine and had his license taken from him.
Would love to have seen hubbies face, after he'd been screaming at this guy, calling him allsorts, and threatening him with unmentionable damage, only to find out that he was a man of the cloth and his little old frail wife had been sat next to her husband listening to my muck mouthed divvy. He is such an idiot... could have obly happened to him Mrs x
Hahaha at least he's got morals! Sadly a far too common story with cars and u turns!
Funnily I also managed to get myself 30 minutes home. Down to the cafe for a coffee and then back home after my crash before the adrenaline wore off and I realised I should probably go to the hospital pretty fucking fast. Crazy what adrenaline can do to a person!"
When they told him he'd broken his leg he said he hadn't because he'd manage to walk about 800 yards to our house. And that's what the Dr's told him, it was due to the adrenaline, Mrs x |
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By *llzo OP Man 3 days ago
Bromley |
"My hubby got knocked off his motorbike by a local vicar.
The cleric had been parked up outside a row of shops on a dual carriageway which was close to our home.
Hubby says he was riding in the outside lane and wasn't speeding but it was as he was approaching the car that the vicar decided to do a u turn, from parked but realising his mistake stopped directly in front of my hubby, who hot his car side on.
Anyway hubby broke his leg but managed to walk home on it. He was fuming with the driver screaming at him but once they exchanged details, and heard the name of the driver, the Reverend Blah de Blah, all he could think of saying then was... 'How's your car?', the humpty haha.
Anyway hubby snapped the top of the non weight bearing bone in his right shin, and the 80 uear old vicar git a fine and had his license taken from him.
Would love to have seen hubbies face, after he'd been screaming at this guy, calling him allsorts, and threatening him with unmentionable damage, only to find out that he was a man of the cloth and his little old frail wife had been sat next to her husband listening to my muck mouthed divvy. He is such an idiot... could have obly happened to him Mrs x
Hahaha at least he's got morals! Sadly a far too common story with cars and u turns!
Funnily I also managed to get myself 30 minutes home. Down to the cafe for a coffee and then back home after my crash before the adrenaline wore off and I realised I should probably go to the hospital pretty fucking fast. Crazy what adrenaline can do to a person!When they told him he'd broken his leg he said he hadn't because he'd manage to walk about 800 yards to our house. And that's what the Dr's told him, it was due to the adrenaline, Mrs x"
It's honestly crazy what the body can do! I can see why he said that! I was the exact same, literally felt fit as a fiddle until it wore off |
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"Broken collar bone 30 years ago next year after being knocked off a moped by a parcel delivery man month off work but got a nice payout from his insurance company
My best mate broke his collarbone racing off road with me about 6 months ago, definitely a long and very painful healing process! Hope it wasn't too awful for you!"
Not too bad Doc who looked at the x-ray said have a month off work took things easy after 3 weeks any pain had gone and had no problems since
Wouldn't like to go through it now |
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