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Toots home alone party the final night.
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi. 
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to! .go for it then dude, how are yku?"
Aye good man, just got back from a weekend away in wales |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to! .go for it then dude, how are yku?"
lol I’m good thanks horny and frustrated but otherwise good, |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to! .go for it then dude, how are yku?
lol I’m good thanks horny and frustrated but otherwise good, "
Good thats good to here!
And welcome. |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to!
We can all see what you like to drink  "
Guilty as charged! I’ll come quietly |
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"Right Toots.
As its the big one I've got a pair of big sparkly disco balls, strobe lights and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.  "
Oooh yes please. :-it might help my brain out, let's dance!
just forwarning you sorry about the 2 typos....
God and right, sure you'll get it... 🤣 |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to!
We can all see what you like to drink
Hey!!!!!!!
Welcome. "
Hey Sir T, having a good night? |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂 "
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly "
No gossip ..yet ...😁 |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
I don’t need to, but maybe I want to!
We can all see what you like to drink
Hey!!!!!!!
Welcome.
Hey Sir T, having a good night?"
Trying trying I'm trying. |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁"
Slip me a clue here haha |
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"Right Toots.
As its the big one I've got a pair of big sparkly disco balls, strobe lights and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.
No vodka this time? "
No it took me a few days to recover last time 🤢
I dont need alcohol to get up and have a boogie anyway. I'm so not down with the kids  |
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"Right Toots.
As its the big one I've got a pair of big sparkly disco balls, strobe lights and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.
No vodka this time?
No it took me a few days to recover last time 🤢
I dont need alcohol to get up and have a boogie anyway. I'm so not down with the kids "
let's boogie bella.  |
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"Right Toots.
As its the big one I've got a pair of big sparkly disco balls, strobe lights and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.
No vodka this time?
No it took me a few days to recover last time 🤢
I dont need alcohol to get up and have a boogie anyway. I'm so not down with the kids "
It was an observation not a request thankfully, horrible stuff it is! And no, neither am I, you’re in safe company |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha "
No and wild better behave. |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave. "
Good thing there’s no shots this time |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave.
Good thing there’s no shots this time "
Not yet. |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave.
Good thing there’s no shots this time
Not yet."
And so it begins |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave. "
Don't I always? |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave.
Don't I always? "
That depends |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏 
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here. "
You're forever associated with the bar 😂 |
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"Hi, I heard there was a party!
Hey there welcome!
I only came to hear about the milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
Just one toots to one particular yard....😂
I’ve been away and missed all the gossip clearly
No gossip ..yet ...😁
Slip me a clue here haha
No and wild better behave.
Don't I always?
That depends "
Sorry, I'll try harder |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
You're forever associated with the bar 😂"
I'm honoured.  |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here. "
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party "
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out. |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out. "
I'll call the ambulance... |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots 
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella "
Well yes, what else. |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else. "
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in "
Oh that's just pure filth! |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth! "
Yeah I’m lost |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth! "
I know what he likes! 😉 |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Yeah I’m lost "
That's ok, just sit quietly in the corner and I'll show you |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Yeah I’m lost
That's ok, just sit quietly in the corner and I'll show you "
Yes ma’am 🫡 |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in "
Quit it you. 🤣 |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Quit it you. 🤣 "
No denial I note ...😂 |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth! "
Sounds sticky |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Sounds sticky "
I like sticky |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Sounds sticky
I like sticky "
And it definitely will be. |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Sounds sticky
I like sticky "
I’m sure you do. |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out. "
I'll be the DJ then |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then "
More milkshakes coming up |
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"Waiting to dance with miss bella to dance with.
Fine I'll just dance by myself tonight Toots
You only just arrived no fair!!!!
Get over here!!!!!!
Ooooo a three way with Toots and Bella
Well yes, what else.
A four-way with a milkshake thrown in
Oh that's just pure filth!
Sounds sticky
I like sticky "
Noted! For “reasons”  |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up"
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard  |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard "
Just the one boy actually.... |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually...."
And two large milkshakes? |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually...."
Depends who 🤔😆 |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually....
Depends who 🤔😆"
Nothing it's Nothing wild will stop now. |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually....
Depends who 🤔😆
Nothing it's Nothing wild will stop now."
I still know nothing haha |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually....
Depends who 🤔😆
Nothing it's Nothing wild will stop now."
Nooo it's all cool I can take a ribbing dude  |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually....
Depends who 🤔😆
Nothing it's Nothing wild will stop now."
🤐🤐🤐🤐 I've been ball gagged and hog tied by Toots....send help |
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"Come chat, bring food and just go wild!
You don't need to drink just come say hi.
Pint of Guinness here please Toots 🙏
It's not a bar sir, but there is Guinness here.
I can pour it myself dude just bring the party
We don't have taps here, but sure knock yourself out.
I'll be the DJ then
More milkshakes coming up
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
Just the one boy actually....
Depends who 🤔😆
Nothing it's Nothing wild will stop now.
🤐🤐🤐🤐 I've been ball gagged and hog tied by Toots....send help "
No shan’t! Haha |
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" 🤐🤐🤐🤐 I've been ball gagged and hog tied by Toots....send help
I'd quite like to see that
Just don’t untie him
Not even if it's a zombie apocalypse 
Who knows, I’ll be in the Winchester "
the Winchesters????
Where???
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" 🤐🤐🤐🤐 I've been ball gagged and hog tied by Toots....send help
I'd quite like to see that
Don't just stand there...do something!!
No..not that! Arrrhhgggghhhhh
Did the nipple clamps slip again? "
😬😬😬 Oooofftt |
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" 🤐🤐🤐🤐 I've been ball gagged and hog tied by Toots....send help
I'd quite like to see that
Just don’t untie him
Not even if it's a zombie apocalypse
Who knows, I’ll be in the Winchester the Winchesters????
Where???
"
Somewhere to have a nice pint and let it all blow over haha |
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"These parties are getting wilder by the night
Of course, now get over here an dance.
If it's not too much to ask...could you untie me first...thanks old buddy old pal old friend .."
Oh sure absolutely |
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"These parties are getting wilder by the night
Of course, now get over here an dance.
If it's not too much to ask...could you untie me first...thanks old buddy old pal old friend .."
Oh yeah.. haha ok fine |
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"A four way with Toots, nymph and milkshake? .yeahhh
It will be a fun one.
Meh.
You ok rag?
Yeah. fine. just some petty jealousy.
You’re a lucky fella toots "
Nah get over here there's always room for more, i also didn't start this.
This is scary to me.  |
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"A four way with Toots, nymph and milkshake? .yeahhh
It will be a fun one.
Meh.
You ok rag?
Yeah. fine. just some petty jealousy.
You’re a lucky fella toots
Nah get over here there's always room for more, i also didn't start this.
This is scary to me. "
We’ll hold your hand |
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"A four way with Toots, nymph and milkshake? .yeahhh
It will be a fun one.
Meh.
You ok rag?
Yeah. fine. just some petty jealousy.
You’re a lucky fella toots
Nah get over here there's always room for more, i also didn't start this.
This is scary to me.
We’ll hold your hand "
Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣 |
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"A four way with Toots, nymph and milkshake? .yeahhh
It will be a fun one.
Meh.
You ok rag?
Yeah. fine. just some petty jealousy.
You’re a lucky fella toots
Nah get over here there's always room for more, i also didn't start this.
This is scary to me.
We’ll hold your hand
Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣 "
I should have checked |
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"I'm down for dancing, is that what the kids call it these days
Dunno, hold my walking stick toots! I’m going dancing
Cmon you dont need that thing theres a pole to hold on to over there "
Has it been greased? |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Thought you’d never ask "
Excellent!
I've run out of lube, so you'll just have to bite down hard and it'll all be over soon |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Thought you’d never ask
Excellent!
I've run out of lube, so you'll just have to bite down hard and it'll all be over soon "
Wow hey me next I've got lube upstairs. |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Oh let's do that.
I'm all ready and waiting. "
You should never say that infront of me Toots! |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Oh let's do that.
I'm all ready and waiting.
You should never say that infront of me Toots! "
I just did. |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Thought you’d never ask
Excellent!
I've run out of lube, so you'll just have to bite down hard and it'll all be over soon "
Tears make fine lube.. so I’ve been told |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Thought you’d never ask
Excellent!
I've run out of lube, so you'll just have to bite down hard and it'll all be over soon
Tears make fine lube.. so I’ve been told "
Damn bro...that's dark 😂 |
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" Also this was for dancing not an actual foursome 🤣
Ah fuck it! Shall we end the night with an orgie?
Any holes a goal?
Thought you’d never ask
Excellent!
I've run out of lube, so you'll just have to bite down hard and it'll all be over soon
Tears make fine lube.. so I’ve been told
Damn bro...that's dark 😂"
Erm…. 😐 |
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Tears make fine lube.. so I’ve been told
I just spat my tea
What a waste! Could have used that
I know, a true swinger would hawk tua'd with the tea .Jesus 🤣.
Who doesn't like a abit of hawk tua"
Nothing beats a bit of spit and polish |
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