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By *aitonel OP Man 11 weeks ago

Liverpool

What do you have?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

A big bap

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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago

Aww Kai you're really back. And spoiling us with fresh material. 🥰

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West

Lots of caulk.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"What do you have? "

A bowl of nuts ..

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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Lots of caulk. "

I read this as cake.

I'm a cake addict it seems.

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By *aitonel OP Man 11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Aww Kai you're really back. And spoiling us with fresh material. 🥰"

Just a passing visit and thought I'd revisit some of the classics

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By *ell GwynnWoman 11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I had two little sausages. Now they have gone.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

"I had two little sausages. Now they have gone."

Has willy left now?

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By *ell GwynnWoman 11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I had two little sausages. Now they have gone.

Has willy left now?"

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 11 weeks ago

Ends

A little pickle

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By *aomilatteCouple 11 weeks ago

Midlands

Burger baps that are getting filled later, finished off with the good white stuff

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By *aramel.desiresMan 11 weeks ago

Addlestone

A floppy disc.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"Burger baps that are getting filled later, finished off with the good white stuff

Mayonnaise?? 🤣🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man 11 weeks ago

North West

Where from Lidl?

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By *aomilatteCouple 11 weeks ago

Midlands

"Burger baps that are getting filled later, finished off with the good white stuff

Mayonnaise?? 🤣🤣"

🍔😋

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"Burger baps that are getting filled later, finished off with the good white stuff

Mayonnaise?? 🤣🤣

🍔😋"

Excellent choice

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By *ackformore100Man 11 weeks ago

Tin town

"Lots of caulk. "

Or cock as Americans say

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A big toe.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

I have a theory that 2 people that have posted here have had the sex

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

A destroyed arsehole that now resembles a chocolate carrier bag.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"A destroyed arsehole that now resembles a chocolate carrier bag."

Was that as a result of a big sausage?🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

"A destroyed arsehole that now resembles a chocolate carrier bag.

Was that as a result of a big sausage?🤣🤣"

no comment.

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man 11 weeks ago

Right up your street

A cucumber 😆

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"A destroyed arsehole that now resembles a chocolate carrier bag.

Was that as a result of a big sausage?🤣🤣

no comment."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

A fridge full of healthy food and a body too tired to cook it.

I also think there's someone/thing walking around my front garden and I'm scared to look to my left at the window.

I'm hoping it's just a cat but I'm a little creeped out.

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By *oastal1968Man 11 weeks ago

London

A Hotwife

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sauce. I got sauce.

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By *weetiepie99Woman 11 weeks ago

cardiff

A big flapjack. That needs to be eaten..

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By *unguy552024Man 11 weeks ago

lincoln

"What do you have? "

Piles

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

Oh, I didn't realise we're punning.

Ermm, I have two hot dogs but no buns.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

I have a home made lemon meringue pie

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

a little pickle

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

I have huge baps.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"What do you have? "

3 small spicy sausages in the fridge. There were 4 but one disappeared in suspicious circumstances.

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By *elboy1978Man 11 weeks ago

Jarrow

A sausage

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