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By *amie Hants OP   Woman 7 days ago

Atlantis

Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice

Please explain it like I’m a child

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot child

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 7 days ago

Brum

Get the micro packet, tear top half way,whack in micro. 🤣😘

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By *aitonelMan 7 days ago

Travelling

Google it

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By *iker JackMan 7 days ago

Wolverhampton

So

I put the rice in a saucepan.

Fill with cold water until the first lower knuckle on my first finger

Turn the heat on and boil for 7 minutes.

Turn the heat off leaving the lid on for 7 minutes

Open the lid. Fluff it with a fork.

Done

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By *r John WickMan 7 days ago

The Continental

Get uncle bens pre-cooked bag.

Bung in microwave for 2 minutes.

Job done.

Saves energy too.

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By *iker JackMan 7 days ago

Wolverhampton

Alternatively

Tear the corner of the packet about 2cm

Open microwave door and heat for 2 minutes

Done

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By *icecouple561Couple 7 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

One cup rice

Two cups water.

Bring to boil

Turn down to simmer until water is absorbed.

Check after ten mins and every five after that. Usually takes around 12 mins.

The size of the cup is irrelevant as long as you use the same one for rice and water

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By *icecouple561Couple 7 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I agree with the microwave rice option if there's only one of you. Buy it in Aldi

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends

We did this thread a few weeks back and basically, I can’t explain it I have to show. Because I do everything by eye. I don’t know measurements

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By *ellinever70Woman 7 days ago

Ayrshire

Exactly twice as much boiling water as rice, cover and gentle simmer for 10 minutes

Keep covered for another 5 minutes with heat off

Fluff with a fork and serve

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By *ou only live onceMan 7 days ago

London

Let me just ring my Mum...

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By *aomilatteCouple 7 days ago

Visiting Blackpool

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By *tealthbomber2024Man 7 days ago

southend-on-sea

Make sure its basmati, please please please x100

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends

Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 7 days ago

kent

Dear Jamie, I will share with you the timeless advice once given to me years ago when I was a student. It was called: ‘A student’s guide to cooking rice’, and is as follows:

• Rice + Water in bowl in microwave. Cook until edible.

• Or, Rice + water in saucepan on hob. Turn hob on. Cook until edible.

• Or, buy rice cooker. Follow instructions on how to use.

• Or, invite a domesticated friend round to dinner, with the caveat that they have to cook it for you.

• Or, lastly, go to pub, and get curry after.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 7 days ago

Brum


"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice"

Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice

Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣"

we don’t do that here

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 7 days ago

Brum


"Wash it. Make sure you wash your rice

Unless it's in a micro packet 🤣

we don’t do that here"

NEVER look in my cupboards 🤭

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By *aomilatteCouple 7 days ago

Visiting Blackpool

Buy a rice cooker

Buy Jasmine rice

Rinse rice

Add 3 scoops of rice fill with water up to the number 3 line

Switch on rice cooker, it switches off when cooked

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By *itygamesMan 7 days ago

UK

buy a steamer , 20 quid in the supermarkets,and online, steam it along with loads of other foods

microwave food is a big no no....cook healthily and naturally

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By *he ReturneeMan 7 days ago

Barnet


"Buy a rice cooker

Buy Jasmine rice

Rinse rice

Add 3 scoops of rice fill with water up to the number 3 line

Switch on rice cooker, it switches off when cooked"

What she says - would not be without my rice cooker (though in terms of water, I put about 1cm above the level of rice that you have in the cooker).

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 7 days ago

Cardiff

This is how I do it

Wash your rice

Measure the rice by volume and add double the volume of water to rice to a pan

Boil the rice for 5 minutes covered, leave covered and take off the heat and leave for another 10-15 minutes

All the water should be absorbed

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By *ildTimes777Man 7 days ago

Colchester/London


"Get the micro packet, tear top half way,whack in micro. 🤣😘"

This!

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

Half a cup per person serving.

Pre boil the water and place oil around the rim to stop it overspilling.

Put lid on and simmer gently for about 20 mins.

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By *C44Man 7 days ago

Newbourne

Just get a rice cooker.

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By *he ReturneeMan 7 days ago

Barnet


"Just get a rice cooker. "

less than £20 on Amazon or at Dunelm (or if you can get to Staples corner, go to Wing Yips (and while you are there go to the Reindeer Cafe and get some fantasic food)

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By *he Silver FuxMan 7 days ago

Uttoxeter


"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice

Please explain it like I’m a child

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot child

"

Ignore the ‘traditional’ methods and you don’t need a rice cooker. This produces beautiful rice every time, grains all loose.

In a saucepan with a tightly fitting lid that will keep steam in. Boil a kettle of water. Saucepan on hob, melt a bit of butter and add salt, add rice, do not wash it beforehand. Swish the rice around in the butter making sure all the rice is coated. Then add boiling water to a depth double the height of the rice. Get it boiling, lid on… then turn the heat right down, just enough heat to keep the rice at eating temperature. Leave it. The water will all be absorbed. Eat when grains al dente.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

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"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice

Please explain it like I’m a child

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot child

Ignore the ‘traditional’ methods and you don’t need a rice cooker. This produces beautiful rice every time, grains all loose.

In a saucepan with a tightly fitting lid that will keep steam in. Boil a kettle of water. Saucepan on hob, melt a bit of butter and add salt, add rice, do not wash it beforehand. Swish the rice around in the butter making sure all the rice is coated. Then add boiling water to a depth double the height of the rice. Get it boiling, lid on… then turn the heat right down, just enough heat to keep the rice at eating temperature. Leave it. The water will all be absorbed. Eat when grains al dente. "

Adding butter. You know ball

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 7 days ago

North West

Microwave basmati rice from Aldi. 🫣😅

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By *ffy.Woman 7 days ago

Fife

Following👀

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By *aitonelMan 7 days ago

Travelling


"Following👀"

Stalker!

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By *amie Hants OP   Woman 7 days ago

Atlantis

Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker "

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice.

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By *amie Hants OP   Woman 7 days ago

Atlantis


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice. "

I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing

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By *ou only live onceMan 7 days ago

London


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker "

All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts."

I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice.

I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing "

There are plenty of Nigerian mums that are looking to marry off their sons. You’re welcome

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By *eliWoman 7 days ago

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By *eliWoman 7 days ago

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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice.

I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing "

B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice.

I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing

B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about."

there’s no room to find a man in a tool station

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By *ou only live onceMan 7 days ago

London


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts.

I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after?"

Look, it's the will of the people. Get over it.

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By *eliWoman 7 days ago

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"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

Jamie- you need to find yourself a husband to do the rubbish jobs you’re too good to be doing. Like cooking rice.

I am trying my hardest. There are no husbands to be found. I’ve looked everywhere. I even went to B&Q and looked confused. Nothing

B&Q is where husbands go on the weekend to avoid their wives. Better visiting Toolstation and flicking your hair about. there’s no room to find a man in a tool station "

Stand outside and flick your hair around Hants. Make sure you look really confused trying to work out what to order. Job done.

P.S Yolo is right. Potatoes are far better. Don't forget a copious amount of cheese.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 7 days ago

Ends


"Thank you for all the suggestions. Sadly, the rice did not go well.

I now have a potato in the oven for my chilli.

Im on the sofa with a face mask on looking like Jason Voorhees trying to get over my ordeal.

Better luck next time. Maybe I’ll get a rice cooker

All's well that ends well. Potato is MUCH better with chilli anyway. Facts.

I find it weird that you can just tell a lie and then write facts after?

Look, it's the will of the people. Get over it."

Chili is eaten with rice YOLO. get over it!!

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By *ohnjones3210Man 7 days ago

Chester

I've got a rice cooker! It's so good and cooks it perfectly every time.

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By *xLusciouslyxxWoman 7 days ago

Not single and not meeting

Always wash your rice. Pop it in a sieve is easiest then wash it well .. getting ride of some of the starch.

I use a rice cooker and 1 cup rice 1 cup water .. always done perfectly.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 7 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have a rice cooker… or my wife as she prefers to be called.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 7 days ago

Stoke

Wash the shit out of it 3 or 4 times and then leave it to soak in a bowl for half hour.

Empty water out and put rice into a saucepan, fill with cold water just above the rice level and bring to the boil, once it's boiling turn the heat down and let it lightly simmer... Taste to see when soft and cooked... That'll be perfect fluffy rice.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 7 days ago

London (She/Her)

Get a frying pan with a tight fitting lid.

Heat a little oil,

Put a couple of rice grains in to watch when it turns from translucent to white

Pour in your rice (say a mugs worth)

Stir for a few moments to allow the rice to pop

Pour boiling water in (the same amount plus half as of the rice, so in this case a mug and a half of boiling water)

You can use stock instead of water and/or season now. I also put in frozen veg at this point cos I like peas.

Put the lid on the frying pan, turn the heat as low as possible and leave for 10 mins

Take the lid off and stir if still a bit damp

Eat.

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By *EAT..85Woman 7 days ago

Nottingham

130g rice. 330l cold water.

Heat on high until boiling.

Turn down low & add pan lid until all of the water is gone (7 mins ISH)

Turn off heat.

Stir to loosen and put the lid back on to keep moist and steamy. Serve when the main is ready.

Perfect rice. Learned from Gousto.

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By *nusualpairCouple 7 days ago

Preston

Another vote for microwave... so easy and plenty of different options!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 7 days ago

chichester


"Get the micro packet, tear top half way,whack in micro. 🤣😘"

Based answer

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By *hris-1980Man 7 days ago

Nr Tamworth

Buy a Sistema rice steamer

300g basmati rice

600g cold water

Heat in microwave for 12 mins

Take out and serve for plain steamed rice cooked to perfection every time.

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By *ellhungvweMan 7 days ago

Cheltenham


"One cup rice

Two cups water.

Bring to boil

Turn down to simmer until water is absorbed.

Check after ten mins and every five after that. Usually takes around 12 mins.

The size of the cup is irrelevant as long as you use the same one for rice and water"

Totally agree with this apart from two additions:

1. Cover the rice with a lid whilst simmering.

2. Once the 12 mins are up/all the water is absorbed then turn off the heat and leave the rice for 10 mins. That will make it fluffier.

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By *rHotNottsMan 7 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wash it until the water runs clear , 1 part rice , 2 parts boiling water. Low heat, lid on , stir once at the start. When the waters almost gone turn it off , leave for 10 mins with lid on.

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By *ntriguedAndCurious7Man 7 days ago

Wigan


"Can someone please tell me exactly how to cook rice

Please explain it like I’m a child

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot

No

Explain it like I’m an idiot child

"

Oh I was given a great tip by an asian guy I used to work with, never looked back!

So... use basmati, Tilda is elite!

Fill a pan with water (ignore the 2x rule, just fill the pan 3/4 full, its fine!).

Bring to the boil and you'll start to see the rice flying around at the top doing like an up/down/circle motion. Keep it like that until its about 90-95% cooked.

Literally taste/check it, it should still be a little firm/hard still, so a little undercooked.

Then, drain the water off, keep the rice in the same hot pan, gently fluff it up (loosen it) with a falk and keep in pan with the lid on (off the heat). The hot pan will steam it for the final part and it will never really over cook!! So it can steam for 5 mins, 10 mins, its fine... it'll be perfect!!

PS: I am actually really fun at parties 🤣🙈

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