There have been a few. Most notable
'I was just walking out to meet you and my elderly neighbour saw me and asked me to help him move his furniture around' - at this time of night?.....silence
'I was just in a taxi about to drop my friend off before coming to you and he fell out, banged his head and had a seizure' - really? I hope that's not true that's horrible...silence.
Then the one which made me lol the loudest;
Was meant to go to a club with him, had it all arranged. I had just got ready about to the leave the house he messaged saying he was going with to the club with someone else now and 'might see me' I just didn't respond.
About an hour later he messaged to say she stood him up, he's ready to meet me. Got met with a fuck off, I'm nobody's second best'  |
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Last week I was on the way to a hotel wearing a coat and not much else for a night of passion.
Got rear ended by a Frenchman whilst his wife watched and not in a good way.
Had to stand roadside, shivering, hoping that the split at the back of my coat covered my arse.
Luckily I’ve known the person I was meeting for years and he was very understanding  |
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