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By *oo..Woman 4 days ago
Boo's World |
"Maybe a couple of Freddo chocolate bars 🍫
Wanna make it 3? Or shall I just buy you the Freddo to make up for the disappointment caused.  "
I won't recover from the disappointment, so you're going to have to buy me an extra 2! 🤣 |
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"Are we counting satisfaction?
A few penny chews 
Black jacks or fruit salads?
We all know the winner is Black Jacks, come on! 🤣"
They have to be old school black jacks too, not those crappy imitators that can be bought now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 days ago
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Depends how you define intimate but if we're talking body count then I'm looking at a reasonably nice steak for two with a cocktail a piece.
Obviously the quality of the restaurant goes up as we moves down the base scale. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 days ago
west midlands |
"I could probably buy some Lurpak.
You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!
Ba dum tsss.
I'm here all night!
Have you got nothing better to do either?
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No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am  |
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"I could probably buy some Lurpak.
You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!
Ba dum tsss.
I'm here all night!
Have you got nothing better to do either?
No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am "
And for that, we are grateful  |
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"I could probably buy some Lurpak.
You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!
Ba dum tsss.
I'm here all night!
Have you got nothing better to do either?
No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am "
Show off. Mine is still wet. |
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"I could probably buy some Lurpak.
You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!
Ba dum tsss.
I'm here all night!
Have you got nothing better to do either?
No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am
Show off. Mine is still wet."
Mines still in the tin... |
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"I could probably buy some Lurpak.
You've been spreading it about a bit, ain't ya?!
Ba dum tsss.
I'm here all night!
Have you got nothing better to do either?
No, the paint I was watching dry, dried, so here I am
Show off. Mine is still wet."
Are we still talking paint?  |
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"If you had £1 for every person you've been intimate with, what could you buy?
I reckon I’ve got enough to take a date for a cheeky Nando’s 
Probably a weeks food shopping for two.
M&S, or aldi "
Asda actually |
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"A punnet of strawberries at Wimbledon!
A single strawberry more like 🤣 I heard that at least one of them asked for a refund!"
Unless, of course, you get £2 per shag (seeing as you have two Fab profiles 🤔), in which case you could afford a splash of cream to go with your strawberry 🤣 |
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For a family of four 
