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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?"
My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.
It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum |
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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?
My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.
It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum "
Arrgh we'll be in Tortuga come the after. |
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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?
My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.
It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum "
Girls drink that. |
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"The kind of rum your gran puts on your dummy when you're a baby or the overproof stuff that can strip varnish off a table?
My nan would put it on a flannel and put it on my forehead.
It’s just captain Morgan’s spiced rum
Girls drink that."
So me and your mamma x |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃"
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman. |
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By *aizyWoman 7 days ago
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"Except you Julie.
Well. 😢
Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here.
Ask me one then Daizy? "
Well Pickles, when I say I have never been accused, what I mean is I will never be mistaken for a deep thinker!  |
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"Except you Julie.
Well. 😢
Take it as a compliment Julie, I've never been accused of asking deep questions on here.
Ask me one then Daizy?
Well Pickles, when I say I have never been accused, what I mean is I will never be mistaken for a deep thinker! "
Ha ha
Ask me something deep?
And not do I want you because you know the answer is 1000 times yes. |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman. "
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅 |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅"
You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.
Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF |
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"If you were white, who would you like to be?"
Some racists at uni asked me once if I wish I was white.
Growth is that my answer today would be ‘nah’
But if I could be any white person, I’d be Logic. Because he’s convinced a bunch of people he’s Black.😂😂😂 |
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"What do you consider to be your most significant personal achievement, and why?"
I never thought I’d be one of those people but genuinely keeping a child alive for the first year of its life when it couldn’t walk or talk. |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅
You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.
Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF "
Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…
Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful. |
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"How do you balance personal goals and relationship goals?"
Sometimes they overlap for me. Sometimes my personal goals are relationship goals- to get engaged. Or to take a partner away. Or whatever.
And sometimes it’s harder. Because how do you find time to do both?
The goal- to have a bad bitch, non committal. That helps me with my career. |
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"Why our finest friends are leaving UNLOS 🥲Esteban?
Because I had sex with them and then ghosted them.
Mystery solved "
Post a profile picture. I miss you. And send me a selfie because you’re the most beautiful woman ❤️ |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅
You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.
Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF
Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…
Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful. "
Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real. |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅
You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.
Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF
Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…
Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful.
Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real. "
Why would I play about such things?? |
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"I have a question 🙋🏽♀️
What kind of woman would be your “type”? 🙃
Left wing politics.
A kind face.
Thick thighs OR Big boobs OR both. Or neither tbf.
I tend to prefer short hair.
And I have no racial preferences although I always imagined myself with a brown skinned, Regina Hall, Sanaa Latham woman.
Ooooooh those two have always been my crushes, along with Nina Long… and now Meg 😭
Well at least I have 3 out of the four 👀😅
You’re hot. But I dunno if you like short kings so I’ve never messaged you.
Anyway- Nia long was the first woman me and my friends described as a MILF
Would you be considered short these days?? Anyway, you never know! When you’re next in the west mids…
Nia only gets better with age, she’s just beautiful.
Don’t play with me. I’ll hit you up for real.
Why would I play about such things?? "
Ok bet   |
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"How do you balance personal goals and relationship goals?
Sometimes they overlap for me. Sometimes my personal goals are relationship goals- to get engaged. Or to take a partner away. Or whatever.
And sometimes it’s harder. Because how do you find time to do both?
The goal- to have a bad bitch, non committal. That helps me with my career. "
Like a sexy PA? |
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"What is your favorite childhood memory, and why?"
Loads to think of but I can’t currently escape the time my older cousin took me and my uncle to the park to play football and told us all about Chelsea. And worked on improving our work in different positions. It was the day I remember actually becoming a Chelsea fan. |
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"What is your favorite quality about yourself?"
I’m gonna ban you and Julie.
Probably the fact that I speak on social justice issues regardless of how uncomfortable it makes people or how annoyed it makes people. |
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"What is your favorite quality about yourself?
Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣
Julie, why don’t you be the new Willy and ask a silly question "
Choose your own adventure...
Do you identify most with Harry or Sally?
or
Should we separate the art from the artist? 😇 |
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"What is your favorite quality about yourself?
Willy, are you trying to be the new Julie? 🤣
Julie, why don’t you be the new Willy and ask a silly question
Choose your own adventure...
Do you identify most with Harry or Sally?
or
Should we separate the art from the artist? 😇"
Harry.
I don’t know if men and women can be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Then I have sex with them and I hold them thinking about when I can leave.
No but in all seriousness. They’re both relatable characters. But Harry’s new year speech. When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you want the rest of your life to start right now (or something like that) is one of my favourite bits from any movie. Harry is just slightly more me |
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"Ask me something sexy now
What is the sexiest song to have sex to?
tell me that that pussy is mine by Miguel
Never heard of it! But I expected that from you  "
if we ever have sex, I’ll play it for you. While I’m going down on you. |
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