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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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Well not the pubes exactly but the place where they hang out - up on the mound.
Is it an age related issue or weight related? Mine appears to be growing  not sure if I should lose weight or age.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff "
Do you still have it? |
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?"
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse."
Same here  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles... 
That sounds worrying. What's a mankle?Where ya troosers have an argument with ya ankles...."
I did go out like that the other day without noticing ! What a twat  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse."
Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then  I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Youve got a man muff! Next it will be mankles...
That sounds worrying. What's a mankle?Where ya troosers have an argument with ya ankles....
I did go out like that the other day without noticing ! What a twat "
There you go then....slippery slope.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse.
Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. "
I'll never be able to use my real 'pin cusion' again without smiling. |
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well "
This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well
This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery"
Surely there is an exercise ? Squat mounds, or cushion curls or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well
This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery"
I'd just like to say that mine isn't 'droopy' its plump, but then I haven't lost lots of weight and I'm not likely to do at any point soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse.
Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something. "
How do you calculate so accurately when you will be middle aged ? 
I'm a big girl, have a pin cushion (!) and dare I admit pubes too and at 53 my life has never been so good as it is now, Im having the time of my life and long may it last!
Just accept your body might change with time, love it regardless and get on getting it on!
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"But I guess in answer to your original question, if you've put weight on then yes your pubic mound is bound to 'plump' up a bit as well
This was on embarrassing bodies the other week..apparently once you have the weight there you can't lose iy. A woman had lost about 6 stone but still had a droopy mound...she had surgery
Surely there is an exercise ? Squat mounds, or cushion curls or something?"
Apparently not.... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I remember when I was in my late teens and not overweight, a guy commented on it when I had tight jeans on knelt on the floor, so not sure if age or weight make a diff
Do you still have it?
I'm overweight and middle aged now so yep but I don't thinks that's made it any worse.
Maybe I will be stuck with a plump pin cushion for life then I'm not middle aged for another four years so fingers crossed it will melt or something.
How do you calculate so accurately when you will be middle aged ?
I'm a big girl, have a pin cushion (!) and dare I admit pubes too and at 53 my life has never been so good as it is now, Im having the time of my life and long may it last!
Just accept your body might change with time, love it regardless and get on getting it on!
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That's easy. I'm planning on departing at 100. So middle age for me is 50 |
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! "
Mons Meg I believe... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle!
Mons Meg I believe..."
Dunno what her name is but she must have a right old bush going on |
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle!
Mons Meg I believe...
Dunno what her name is but she must have a right old bush going on "
she is every man's dream..comes bang on cue...every time...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle! "
Ya gettin confused with Mons in your....
He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle!
Ya gettin confused with Mons in your....
He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop..."
Don't mention Bishops they always get a bashing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As I've lost weight the mons (as I think it's called) has lost some fat too, I would think that's pretty natural.
Bloody hell I thought that was a cannon in Edinburgh castle!
Ya gettin confused with Mons in your....
He's not a cannon.... He's a bishop...
Don't mention Bishops they always get a bashing"
Only if you can find him in the mound |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?"
It's definitely not chocolate related |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate. "
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off"
Will she use her steam cleaner on it? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off"
Shes on a mini break- You're safe. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going off
Will she use her steam cleaner on it? "
I would imagine she would make a woolly cover or something |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going offShes on a mini break- You're safe. "
Have we had any reports from Devon? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Did it happen suddenly or has it been building for a while?
I think it has sneaked up
Did it happen after the chocolate incident? Maybe it's a mound made of chocolate?Maybe its not chocolate.
Don't say that Femme otherwise Diamonds dirt radar will be going offShes on a mini break- You're safe.
Have we had any reports from Devon?"
Not on here, but shes having a nice relaxing break. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 , this thread is hilarious!
Ryan, my mound is because I'm fat! Needs serious liposuction on it!
A male friend loves it though and calls it my mmmmmmMound! He's weird like that
Miss PP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just hope it doesn't get any bigger. Don't want a family of Borrowers moving in and using it as a trampoline. "
Looks out of the window at the newly installed trampoline |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just hope it doesn't get any bigger. Don't want a family of Borrowers moving in and using it as a trampoline.
Looks out of the window at the newly installed trampoline "
Out the window that's bad if it doesn't fit in your pants anymore |
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