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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 days ago

What would you be and why?

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By *icecouple561Couple 7 days ago
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East Sussex

I would be an orange. You just never know if I'm going to be sweet, sour or bitter.

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By *parkle1974Woman 7 days ago

Leeds

A juicy strawberry 🍓, just because I could be

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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 days ago

"I would be an orange. You just never know if I'm going to be sweet, sour or bitter.

I like the range of thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 days ago

"A juicy strawberry 🍓, just because I could be

Very juicy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 7 days ago

Carlisle usually

🍑

Fuzzy, bruises well, looks like an arse 💜

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By *B69Woman 7 days ago

Wiltshire

A strawberry, sweet enough and liked by most

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 days ago

Herts

Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 7 days ago

Carlisle usually

"Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing. "

They are devastatingly bland.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 days ago

Herts

"Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing.

They are devastatingly bland. "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) 7 days ago

An apple.

Boring to look at and skins a bit blah but once you take a bite I can be juicy

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 7 days ago

London (She/Her)

Mangosteen. Hard outer case protecting the soft and squishy inside. Looks off putting, tastes like god just came in your mouth

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By *ansoffateMan 7 days ago

Sagittarius A

Mango

Because they are awesome.

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By *ohnjones3210Man 7 days ago

Chester

"Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing. "

Bahah, awww!

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By *ohnjones3210Man 7 days ago

Chester

A banana, because my penis is shaped like one. 🤷‍♂️

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By *illy IdolMan 7 days ago

Midlands

I'd be a lychee. Prickly on the outside, but soft and gooey on the inside.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 days ago

Herts

"Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing.

Bahah, awww! "

Devastatingly bland as Prey upgraded my description 🤣

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 7 days ago

Carlisle usually

"Dragonfruit. Looks exotic, but actually quite disappointing.

Bahah, awww!

Devastatingly bland as Prey upgraded my description 🤣"

Oh I just meant dragonfruit, not you! 💜

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By *obilebottomMan 7 days ago

All over

Rambutan as is high in antioxidants, dietary fibers, vitamins and minerals. Tasty and good for you.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 days ago

Herts

Are we allowed to have spirit fruit? Or emotional support fruit?

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By *agnar73Man 7 days ago

glasgow-ish

Banana as banana phobia is a thing

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By *eronikapaulCouple 7 days ago

Reading

I would be a Custard Apple. Intruiging to look at. Surprisingly firm and then suddenly meltingly juicy.

And generally unavailable😅

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By *he AmbassadorMan 7 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

An orange, so the rug matches the curtains

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By *ell GwynnWoman 7 days ago

North Yorkshire

A greengage. Unappealing both inside and out.

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By *ib.Man 7 days ago

Hampshire

Pineapple.

While you eat me I eat you.

The 69 of fruits.

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By *ib.Man 7 days ago

Hampshire

"A greengage"

I've always associated you with one actually.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man 7 days ago

southend-on-sea

Ah you lot crack me up

I'm a coconut.

Tough impenetratable exterioe with a tasty tough chewyness. :|

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By *ira2024Woman 7 days ago

I would say a lemon, I can easily bring brightness to any situation 🍋

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By *ell GwynnWoman 7 days ago

North Yorkshire

"A greengage

I've always associated you with one actually."

I get that a lot.

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By *rtucker79Man 7 days ago

WINCHESTER

cucamelon - bit like a cucumber, bit like a melon

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By *imaleinlingerieMan 6 days ago

Leeds

Mango subtle and understated

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By *anted by NightMan 6 days ago

Shangri-La

Upside down pineapple

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 days ago

A den in the Glen

Kumquat

Because it sounds posh as fuck, bright, thin skinned, soft centred and delicate.

Perhaps

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 6 days ago

Bedford

A pomegranate- slightly tart

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By *ildbillkidMan 6 days ago

where the road goes on forever

Maybe a pecos cantaloupe, unlike any other cantaloupe, I don't think you can get them outside of Texas

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