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Ceramic Plates, Bowls, Cups - Dinnerware!
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Hello all,
I've come here today to express my hatred for ceramic dinnerware. I could tell customers, friends or family, but I wouldn't want them to think any less of me.
So, I'll let you all into a little secret! I have Ceramidishphobia. I have a hatred of ceramic dishes - I can't stand them. Get rid of them - all of them! Smash them all.
Why would I eat out of something that smashes to pieces if I dropped it? The things are cold, they dissipate heat too quickly, they're heavy, they chip and crack and they're expensive. Get rid of them!!! Stupid idea.
Let's have melamine instead!
I'm going to be running for MP soon. If I become MP, vote for me as the next PM and I'll ban these awful things.
Vote Melamine John and I'll put your needs first!
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Can't put the mela in the microwave though
Technically you can put the melamine in the microwave, it's just that it'll catch fire and destroy your kitchen..."
I'm getting high inhaling those fumes |
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