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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
" I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?
I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses...  "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
" I bought a deodorant stick earlier today. The instructions said take out of wrapper and push up bottom?
I can hardly walk now but my farts smell of roses... "
I asked the chemist for a deodorant, he said "Ball or Aerosol?" I said "Neither, I want it for my armpits"
Courtesy of Not The Nine O'clock News |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farts prove that if there is a God, that he does have a sense of humour.
A) The noise
B) The smell
C) The way people bend over, cock a leg etc do expel one.
& just when you think you've chuckled in every way that you can.......
D) Do it under water!
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