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"Honey badger " Bollocks you read my mind. 🤣 | |||
"Honey badger " She gets it! | |||
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"Honey badger " Honey badgers don't give a shit, they're so nassty | |||
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"Polar bear,, who's messing with one of those" He said no Bears! | |||
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"Polar bear,, who's messing with one of those He said no Bears! " did he,ffk I missed that, A Tibetan Mastiff it is so. | |||
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"Honey badger " This 100% hard as nails. Don't fuck with honey badger's | |||
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"A skunk.🦨 I would call her 'Nansie." Lol!!! | |||
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"But it has to be fun sized so no bears or elephants. Which would it be?" A beaver ![]() | |||
"A swan. Apparently they can break your arm…" Have you ever met anyone who had their arm broken by a swan? Me neither; swans are bullshitters. Their chavvy relatives (geese) are even worse. | |||
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"Honey badger " Thank you.....🦡 | |||
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"A duck. They look so cute and harmless. And then they unleash their ninja skills. ![]() Actually true. Gave me and the dog ‘the fear’ on a walk around a pond | |||
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