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"I'd really like my neighbour to be doing his building work to all the necessary building and planning regs.
Then I won't have to be a C*nt.
Thanks in Advance. "
Local planning portal. Grass them up if not |
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"I'd really like my neighbour to be doing his building work to all the necessary building and planning regs.
Then I won't have to be a C*nt.
Thanks in Advance. "
I have plenty of indulgences for such situations. Please come and see me. And bring your c*nt. |
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"I'd really like my neighbour to be doing his building work to all the necessary building and planning regs.
Then I won't have to be a C*nt.
Thanks in Advance.
Local planning portal. Grass them up if not "
There's an astounding lack of info. That's the biggest clue !!
Ty Rags. |
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"I'd really like my neighbour to be doing his building work to all the necessary building and planning regs.
Then I won't have to be a C*nt.
Thanks in Advance.
Local planning portal. Grass them up if not
There's an astounding lack of info. That's the biggest clue !!
Ty Rags. "
If it’s noisy enough to piss you off, get the council planner doing their job. |
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"I'd really like my neighbour to be doing his building work to all the necessary building and planning regs.
Then I won't have to be a C*nt.
Thanks in Advance.
Local planning portal. Grass them up if not
There's an astounding lack of info. That's the biggest clue !!
Ty Rags.
If it’s noisy enough to piss you off, get the council planner doing their job."
I think it's being done without any regs compliance.
I don't give a toss if they're noisy and legal !! |
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"Haven't had a wank in two weeks, I'm just not feeling it 🤣🤣🤣"
That's where you're going wrong. Sister Julie's helpful hint is to use your hands to feel it. It makes it much easier. Other people's hands are also acceptable. 😇 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
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"I confess - I'm a demon in bed!
(I'm pretty good on the sofa and shag pile carpet, too...)
🧛🏼♀️
I think I need more details to be able to decide fully. 😇"
Oh, I grow horns, fangs and a tail and prod my partner with a pitchfork when we have sex. Then they go to Hell, because I'm that hot!  |
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"I just had 8 lindt chocs 
And you didn't bring any for me? Shocking and not forgiven!
What's my penance? 
Definitely a spanking.
Oh well, grin and bear I suppose  "
Or more to the point grin and bare it  |
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"I fell off the diet wagon fully 2 weeks ago and I'm pretty sure I've probably now put on all the weight I had lost. Yet according to my consultant I'm just busy... "
Forgiven. But two weeks is a mere grain of sand in the hourglass of life. The wagon is there if you want it. But so are the biscuits. The choice is yours. 😇😈 |
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Dear Julie we have confessions to make.
It’s hard to know where to begin, we’ve been bad, very bad.
Carnal relations.
Alcohol abuse.
Exposure.
Just hit us with your whip of forgiveness and then pucker up 😘 |
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"I confess - I'm a demon in bed!
(I'm pretty good on the sofa and shag pile carpet, too...)
🧛🏼♀️
I think I need more details to be able to decide fully. 😇
Oh, I grow horns, fangs and a tail and prod my partner with a pitchfork when we have sex. Then they go to Hell, because I'm that hot! "
I think this is for your boss to deal with rather than mine. Enjoy your promotion! 😈 |
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"I just had 8 lindt chocs
And you didn't bring any for me? Shocking and not forgiven!
What's my penance?
Definitely a spanking.
Oh well, grin and bear I suppose
Or more to the point grin and bare it "
I must have been thinking of bears at the time hahaha |
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"I just had 8 lindt chocs
And you didn't bring any for me? Shocking and not forgiven!
What's my penance?
Definitely a spanking.
Oh well, grin and bear I suppose
Or more to the point grin and bare it
I must have been thinking of bears at the time hahaha"
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"Dear Julie we have confessions to make.
It’s hard to know where to begin, we’ve been bad, very bad.
Carnal relations.
Alcohol abuse.
Exposure.
Just hit us with your whip of forgiveness and then pucker up 😘"
So very bad. I think I need you to confess in person, in great detail and on your knees. |
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"Forgive me Sister Lisa for I have sinned.
I've found that my lust is a flighty thing - it's almost gone for one and growing for another. I fear that I'll always be a sl*ve to lust.  "
Sister Lisa would forgive your lewd and lustful frivolity. So will I. A cold shower may help. |
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"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.
I have gazed upon naked men who are not my husband. More than once. Is it the fiery pits of hell for me?
Mrs TMN x
I am please by your restraints. Forgiven. "
I didn’t mention restraints 🤔 Are you sure you’re a real nun? |
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"I just had 8 lindt chocs
And you didn't bring any for me? Shocking and not forgiven!
What's my penance?
Definitely a spanking.
Oh well, grin and bear I suppose
Or more to the point grin and bare it
I must have been thinking of bears at the time hahaha"
Father Beef is busy right now. |
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Forgive me Julie.
For I have gone against all that the gods hold dear. I have disappointed the legends of LvM and not lived up to my full potential.
I spent my whole weekend being a big nerd instead of doing The Sex. At all. Not even a flirt. I couldn't scare the nerds like that.
I know how unacceptable and heretical such behaviour is. And I will be repenting tomorrow evening with a big dose of The Sex 💜 |
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"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.
I have gazed upon naked men who are not my husband. More than once. Is it the fiery pits of hell for me?
Mrs TMN x
I am please by your restraints. Forgiven.
I didn’t mention restraints 🤔 Are you sure you’re a real nun?"
Happy to spank you if there’s a lack of penance? |
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"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.
I have gazed upon naked men who are not my husband. More than once. Is it the fiery pits of hell for me?
Mrs TMN x
I am please by your restraints. Forgiven.
I didn’t mention restraints 🤔 Are you sure you’re a real nun?"
Absolutely. I'm just out of the habit. |
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"I just had 8 lindt chocs
And you didn't bring any for me? Shocking and not forgiven!
What's my penance?
Definitely a spanking.
Oh well, grin and bear I suppose
Or more to the point grin and bare it
I must have been thinking of bears at the time hahaha
Father Beef is busy right now. "
Never crossed my mind |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I confess - I'm a demon in bed!
(I'm pretty good on the sofa and shag pile carpet, too...)
🧛🏼♀️
I think I need more details to be able to decide fully. 😇
Oh, I grow horns, fangs and a tail and prod my partner with a pitchfork when we have sex. Then they go to Hell, because I'm that hot!
I think this is for your boss to deal with rather than mine. Enjoy your promotion! 😈"
Woohoo! 🧛🏼♀️ |
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"Forgive me Julie.
For I have gone against all that the gods hold dear. I have disappointed the legends of LvM and not lived up to my full potential.
I spent my whole weekend being a big nerd instead of doing The Sex. At all. Not even a flirt. I couldn't scare the nerds like that.
I know how unacceptable and heretical such behaviour is. And I will be repenting tomorrow evening with a big dose of The Sex 💜"
Nerds need to be pushed out of their comfort zone with an occasional flirt. It makes battling the LARP monsters less scary by comparison.
I am most pleased by your penance though. It is truly what LvM would want. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.
I have gazed upon naked men who are not my husband. More than once. Is it the fiery pits of hell for me?
Mrs TMN x"
Yup! It's The Hot Place for you luv! Right this way through the little red door into the Room of Neverending Trump Lookalikes that we have reserved for women like you 😁
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude. 
I think I've sinned."
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven. |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven. "
Sister, he’s wanting you to toss his salad.  |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven. "
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣 |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣 "
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit. "
Yeah, we've got a little room for them where they get to eat dry weetabix for eternity... |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit. "
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit.
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box. "
... you're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty! |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit.
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box.
... you're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty! "
Nono I came here to be absolved.
, not arrested. |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣 "
Yeah right.. |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
Yeah right.."
I promise  |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit.
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box.
... you're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty!
Nono I came here to be absolved.
, not arrested."
Is this where me and Davina battle for your soul? 🤔 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit.
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box.
... you're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty!
Nono I came here to be absolved.
, not arrested.
Is this where me and Davina battle for your soul? 🤔"
Battle? We roll dice. I just happen to have this wonderful red set, right here. Perfectly balanced. Promise. |
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"Sister Lisa I am an actual real life Angel 😇
Is it a sin that I do no sinning, do I need to let my halo slip a little? "
Oh you are a beacon of purity my dear Cookie. But I do suggest you open yourself to a little light corruption. That way you can come back and seek forgiveness. 😇 |
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"I'll be honest, I might are a whole bowl of leave today, I didn't share.
I was also nude.
I think I've sinned.
Salad? In the nude? That's totally understandable, I'm not a fan of dressing either. 😇 Forgiven.
Sorry for some reason it came out as leave, when I meant krave cereal. 🤣
I think cereal killers are Davina's remit.
Yeah I literally just meant I ate a whole box of krave, so I guess I did murder the box.
... you're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty!
Nono I came here to be absolved.
, not arrested.
Is this where me and Davina battle for your soul? 🤔"
I think so. 🤔 |
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Forgive me sister Julie, for I have sinned.
I can’t stop having impure thoughts about someone who lives near me. I often see him out walking his dog. We always smile as we walk past each other, and the eye contact is that millisecond too long to be innocent. Today he glanced back and I stole another smile. He made me blush |
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"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.
I have gazed upon naked men who are not my husband. More than once. Is it the fiery pits of hell for me?
Mrs TMN x
I am please by your restraints. Forgiven.
I didn’t mention restraints 🤔 Are you sure you’re a real nun?
Absolutely. I'm just out of the habit. "
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"Forgive me sister Julie, for I have sinned.
I can’t stop having impure thoughts about someone who lives near me. I often see him out walking his dog. We always smile as we walk past each other, and the eye contact is that millisecond too long to be innocent. Today he glanced back and I stole another smile. He made me blush "
I think this is easily solved if you stopped walking his dog. |
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"Sister Julie I must confess
I have a hangover, I treated the inevitable horn with a wank and some ice cream
Forgive my trespasses "
Gluttony and lust? I am envious. Let us seek forgiveness together. 😇 |
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"Forgive me sister Julie, for I have sinned.
I can’t stop having impure thoughts about someone who lives near me. I often see him out walking his dog. We always smile as we walk past each other, and the eye contact is that millisecond too long to be innocent. Today he glanced back and I stole another smile. He made me blush "
The blushing suggests a sweet innocence rather than carnal desire. Forgiven.
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"Forgive me sister Julie, for I have sinned.
I can’t stop having impure thoughts about someone who lives near me. I often see him out walking his dog. We always smile as we walk past each other, and the eye contact is that millisecond too long to be innocent. Today he glanced back and I stole another smile. He made me blush
I think this is easily solved if you stopped walking his dog."
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
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"Heyheyyyy! The Singing Nun is offline!
You're all mine people!
Starting with Tootus!
👹
Get behind me... Oooft!
I will stand behind sister Julie, I want to be Forgiven."
I have a full pardom for you Tootus. No need to read it, I've done that for you. Just sign here in your own blood - it's more permanent that way... |
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"Heyheyyyy! The Singing Nun is offline!
You're all mine people!
Starting with Tootus!
👹
Get behind me... Oooft!
I will stand behind sister Julie, I want to be Forgiven.
I have a full pardom for you Tootus. No need to read it, I've done that for you. Just sign here in your own blood - it's more permanent that way... "
Nope!!!!!!
I see your own name though.. sorry you've been bamboozled.  |
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Forgive me sister ..,
For I have truly sinned …
I got a sex toys delivered today and I put the packaging clearly labelled flesh lamp in next door’s recycling bin in the dead of night …
I am still giggling but I think it may be a “Wrong “ for which I have committed! |
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