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Tooooots
I need a drink STAT
I've just walked to the shop with a hole in my trousers at the crutch!!!!!!!!!!!
Pepsi max please and I'll go hide in the fort corner  |
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"Tooooots
I need a drink STAT
I've just walked to the shop with a hole in my trousers at the crutch!!!!!!!!!!!
Pepsi max please and I'll go hide in the fort corner "
Coming right up stat, I went shop with no boxers on and no belt I'll join with a Pepsi max! |
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"A babycham please it’s nearly the season for it
Of course coming right up!
Hope you've had a lovely weekend.  thank you toots it was tidy butt hope you had a lovely one to  "
Trying and yes I'm OK thanks.
Having a drink to ease the boredom. |
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"Evening Toots!
Not sure what I fancy this evening. Any specials on tonight? X
No sadly, but I'll make you a premium pina colada, made with special malibu rum.
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Thank you Toots! Sounds perfect
Hows your day been treating you? X |
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"Evening Toots!
Not sure what I fancy this evening. Any specials on tonight? X
No sadly, but I'll make you a premium pina colada, made with special malibu rum.
Thank you Toots! Sounds perfect
Hows your day been treating you? X"
Bored d*unk but im good. 😁 |
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"Good evening, I hope all is well. Coffee and a spot at the bar please.
Absolutely one hot coffee, and a hopefully a good weekend.
It’s been ok, thanks. Alas back to work tonight…"
That sucks but you'll be OK. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please Tootie. "
Coming right up spinster, extra chocolaty for you!
And its lovely to see you again, you really do grace my bar with your presence.
Anyway, I've got you an extra flask full. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please Tootie.
Coming right up spinster, extra chocolaty for you!
And its lovely to see you again, you really do grace my bar with your presence.
Anyway, I've got you an extra flask full. "
I've had a shower and a hair wash too. So i smell delicious and I'm all soft. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please Tootie.
Coming right up spinster, extra chocolaty for you!
And its lovely to see you again, you really do grace my bar with your presence.
Anyway, I've got you an extra flask full.
I've had a shower and a hair wash too. So i smell delicious and I'm all soft. "
Oh wow, what does it smell like? Mine smells like strawberrys and crewam today.
Well anyway, you know where to find the hugs and cuddles. |
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"A babycham please it’s nearly the season for it
Of course coming right up!
Hope you've had a lovely weekend. thank you toots it was tidy butt hope you had a lovely one to
Trying and yes I'm OK thanks.
Having a drink to ease the boredom. "
don’t blame you |
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"Guinness Zero please, Toots. Double them up. First one won’t take long.
Of course, coming right up.
Good weekend I take it!"
Good is one word but don’t think I’d use it! 😂😂😂 difficult is another which sums it up better 😂 |
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"A babycham please it’s nearly the season for it
Of course coming right up!
Hope you've had a lovely weekend. thank you toots it was tidy butt hope you had a lovely one to
Trying and yes I'm OK thanks.
Having a drink to ease the boredom. don’t blame you "
Me neither, I'm losing it, and to top if off I'm home alone this whole week with nothing but my thoughts. 
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please Tootie.
Coming right up spinster, extra chocolaty for you!
And its lovely to see you again, you really do grace my bar with your presence.
Anyway, I've got you an extra flask full.
I've had a shower and a hair wash too. So i smell delicious and I'm all soft.
Oh wow, what does it smell like? Mine smells like strawberrys and crewam today.
Well anyway, you know where to find the hugs and cuddles. "
I smell of pink grapefruit. |
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"A babycham please it’s nearly the season for it
Of course coming right up!
Hope you've had a lovely weekend. thank you toots it was tidy butt hope you had a lovely one to
Trying and yes I'm OK thanks.
Having a drink to ease the boredom. don’t blame you
Me neither, I'm losing it, and to top if off I'm home alone this whole week with nothing but my thoughts. ah toots I can feel it in my waters things will improve for you the week haven’t started yet 😉
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please Tootie.
Coming right up spinster, extra chocolaty for you!
And its lovely to see you again, you really do grace my bar with your presence.
Anyway, I've got you an extra flask full.
I've had a shower and a hair wash too. So i smell delicious and I'm all soft.
Oh wow, what does it smell like? Mine smells like strawberrys and crewam today.
Well anyway, you know where to find the hugs and cuddles.
I smell of pink grapefruit. "
Oooh
Well I'll give you a cuddle anyway if you expect it, I have a soft spot for grapefruit.
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"A babycham please it’s nearly the season for it
Of course coming right up!
Hope you've had a lovely weekend. thank you toots it was tidy butt hope you had a lovely one to
Trying and yes I'm OK thanks.
Having a drink to ease the boredom. don’t blame you
Me neither, I'm losing it, and to top if off I'm home alone this whole week with nothing but my thoughts. ah toots I can feel it in my waters things will improve for you the week haven’t started yet 😉
"
I wish, sadly it really will just be a long week.
But I'll put some faith in you thanks. |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted. "
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up. |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up. "
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol"
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good. |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good. "
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar? |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good.
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar?"
It was just one dude? Who decided to come in and complain I was running a fake bar 🤣. |
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"Bars open for Sunday, come grab a drink!
I hope your well today!
Ah! Here you are!
👹
I'll have an Armageddon please. I assume you do cocktails? "
Of course I do!
One armageddon cocktail coming right up. |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good.
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar?
It was just one dude? Who decided to come in and complain I was running a fake bar 🤣."
A fake bar? What a fucking idiot. Did you show him your alcohol premises license? |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good.
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar?
It was just one dude? Who decided to come in and complain I was running a fake bar 🤣.
A fake bar? What a fucking idiot. Did you show him your alcohol premises license?"
Nah he poked his head in and moaned, luckily the door somehow blew shut and sent him flying. 😬 |
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"Can I have a large Southern Comfort please, little nightcap 😁 Ta Toots x.of course, can you take it this time?
You left the last drink on the bar.
Shit sorry about that 🤣 cheers Toots"
Your welcome have a good night. |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good.
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar?
It was just one dude? Who decided to come in and complain I was running a fake bar 🤣.
A fake bar? What a fucking idiot. Did you show him your alcohol premises license?
Nah he poked his head in and moaned, luckily the door somehow blew shut and sent him flying. 😬 "
Ahhh, it's just as well. You get idiots everywhere don't you? |
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"Pheeeeew, there are some babes in the bar tonight. Any advice on the easiest one?
Can I have a bitter shandy? I'm driving and I don't want to get too wasted.
Nope not a clue, not sure what you mean. 🤔
One bitter shandy coming right up.
Cheers, has it been a busy night in here tonight? Any kicking off? Lol
Nah all quite here, we get the odd grumpy forumite who moans that we are all sad fucks for doing this.
But that's only happened twice and that was last last month, so we good.
Lol, is that because the forumist was unable to chat effectively? Did you kick them out of the bar?
It was just one dude? Who decided to come in and complain I was running a fake bar 🤣.
A fake bar? What a fucking idiot. Did you show him your alcohol premises license?
Nah he poked his head in and moaned, luckily the door somehow blew shut and sent him flying. 😬
Ahhh, it's just as well. You get idiots everywhere don't you?"
You do. 
Anyway toot is going for a lie down, have a. Good night peeps. |
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