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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Want - FWB nearby and about my age for regular y’knows.

Need - a good seeing to/bouncing upon

Settle For - a hello.

What’s yours?

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By *ohnjones3210Man 11 weeks ago

Chester


"Want - FWB nearby and about my age for regular y’knows.

Need - a good seeing to/bouncing upon

Settle For - a hello.

What’s yours?"

Want: a nice hot cup of tea.

Need: a good night sleep!

Settle: a warm cup of tea, 6hrs sleep or a BJ.

😭😂

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex

Want…FWB

Need… kisses, cuddles, sex, fun

Settle for… a chat

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Want - 3 points against Forest tomorrow

Need - washing up liquid. Must remember to add that to my washing list

Settle - Gangbang

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Want - FWB nearby and about my age for regular y’knows.

Need - a good seeing to/bouncing upon

Settle For - a hello.

What’s yours?"

Want - a reliable partner in crime without a relationship commitment (or any bollocks)

Need - a new job

Settle For - not being infuriated often by folk that offer the 1st point but fall short

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By *ucka39Man 11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Want - decent night sleep

Need - sleep

Settle For - at least 6 hours as it's the weekend

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Want - 3 points against Forest tomorrow

Need - washing up liquid. Must remember to add that to my washing list

Settle - Gangbang

"

What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker "

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Want - 3 points against Forest "

Straight Red for a football related want

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles"

I'm a big fan of a bargain

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Straight Red for a football related want "

VAR check please ref

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Straight Red for a football related want

VAR check please ref"

It’s the Scottish system. You’re doomed mate.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"I'm a big fan of a bargain "

Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"It’s the Scottish system. You’re doomed mate."

Jings, crivvens, help ma boab!

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I'm a big fan of a bargain

Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves "

Pfft! I have no pounds!... I collect my pennies though

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles

I'm a big fan of a bargain "

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"

I get fairy liquid at home bargains."

Shame they don’t make the bottles that you can make a rocket with anymore

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles

I'm a big fan of a bargain

I get fairy liquid at home bargains."

I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Pfft! I have no pounds!... I collect my pennies though "

Me too. I go magnet fishing in wishing wells

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles

I'm a big fan of a bargain

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways "

I’m not on the alcohol much so saves the pennies

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By *arley QuimWoman 11 weeks ago

Somewhere


"

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

Shame they don’t make the bottles that you can make a rocket with anymore"

I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

Shame they don’t make the bottles that you can make a rocket with anymore"

Kids don’t know what they’re missing

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By *ohnjones3210Man 11 weeks ago

Chester


"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker

Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles

I'm a big fan of a bargain

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways "

Go to Asda and buy "Spreadable Slightly Salted". It's in a silver and blue container. It's £2 for 500g. It's good!

Also with these things, I look at the ingredients to make sure it's not shit. This one is the real thing!

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

I get fairy liquid at home bargains.

Shame they don’t make the bottles that you can make a rocket with anymore

I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢"

Should have been on the political correctness thread I guess.

Bastards made the bottle politically correct

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢"

Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢

Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet

"

It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex


"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢

Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet

It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it "

Mines up

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.

Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.

Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Bristol

Want: Nearby FWB with big hard cock who wants to bang me senseless

Need: Nearby FWB with cock who wants to bang me senseless

Settle: Nearby FWB with cock who wants sex

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Rolex

Watch

Citizen

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢

Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet

It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it

Mines up "

I’m not giving you a row.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 11 weeks ago

Bristol

Best not mention last tango in Paris

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮"

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Want: Nearby FWB with big hard cock who wants to bang me senseless

Need: Nearby FWB with cock who wants to bang me senseless

Settle: Nearby FWB with cock who wants sex

"

Sensing a theme there.

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book "

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Best not mention last tango in Paris "

Just NO! 🤣

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x "

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Best not mention last tango in Paris "

Yes best not..

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity "

Nutella ?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)"

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

Nutella ? "

Now THAT is perfection 👌

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 11 weeks ago

Bristol


"Best not mention last tango in Paris

Yes best not.."

Move along, nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

Nutella ?

Now THAT is perfection 👌 "

So I could potentially possibly maybe Nutella you up but not on toast

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x"

oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x"

Okay we could swapsies the coffee for toffee, that’s a fair deal.

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Best not mention last tango in Paris

Yes best not..

Move along, nothing to see here "

Cripes indeed

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

Nutella ?

Now THAT is perfection 👌 "

Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x"

Sorting revels with Red and Minxy would be a good weekender. xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x"

Hey Minxy 🤎

How you doing? Xx

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x

Hey Minxy 🤎

How you doing? Xx"

hiya red, ok thanks, you? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones."

Amateur!😅

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

Nutella ?

Now THAT is perfection 👌

Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection "

Flatterer!

(But gratefully received) x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x

Hey Minxy 🤎

How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X "

Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

Amateur!😅"

Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x

Hey Minxy 🤎

How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X

Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx"

oh no, sorry to hear that, hope you get there soon. X.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

Amateur!😅

Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels "

Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.

Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮

So no one can butter you up. Shame x

I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity

Nutella ?

Now THAT is perfection 👌

Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection

Flatterer!

(But gratefully received) x"

Trust me truth is better than flattery and I speak truthfully

You are most welcome xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.

Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)

Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book

Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)

Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢

I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x

Hey Minxy 🤎

How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X

Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx oh no, sorry to hear that, hope you get there soon. X. "

I will, don't worry 🤎

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

Amateur!😅

Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels

Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.

Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣"

Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour

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By *ohnjones3210Man 11 weeks ago

Chester

Who's moaning about butter?!? What's wrong with you all? Butter is the best... You'd butter believe it!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Who's moaning about butter?!? What's wrong with you all? Butter is the best... You'd butter believe it!"

It's the Devil's mucus!

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By *ohnjones3210Man 11 weeks ago

Chester


"Who's moaning about butter?!? What's wrong with you all? Butter is the best... You'd butter believe it!

It's the Devil's mucus!"

How do you block people on this? Asking for a friend. 😂

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

Amateur!😅

Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels

Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.

Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣

Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour "

They so don't!

Yellow and green are the best, then orange and red. But not the black ones. Hate blackcurrant flavour!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 11 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Who's moaning about butter?!? What's wrong with you all? Butter is the best... You'd butter believe it!

It's the Devil's mucus!

How do you block people on this? Asking for a friend. 😂"

Lovers of the evil yellow slime are auto blocked. I can tell by just looking 😉

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By *ags73 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Never knew they had the coconut ones.

Amateur!😅

Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels

Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.

Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣

Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour

They so don't!

Yellow and green are the best, then orange and red. But not the black ones. Hate blackcurrant flavour! "

I figured the red and black tastes of something, but orange green and yellow were samey

I need to be sad enough to divide up a Christmas tube of them to see if the yellow, green and orange have flavours

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