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"Want - FWB nearby and about my age for regular y’knows.
Need - a good seeing to/bouncing upon
Settle For - a hello.
What’s yours?"
Want: a nice hot cup of tea.
Need: a good night sleep!
Settle: a warm cup of tea, 6hrs sleep or a BJ.
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"Want - FWB nearby and about my age for regular y’knows.
Need - a good seeing to/bouncing upon
Settle For - a hello.
What’s yours?"
Want - a reliable partner in crime without a relationship commitment (or any bollocks)
Need - a new job
Settle For - not being infuriated often by folk that offer the 1st point but fall short  |
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"Want - 3 points against Forest tomorrow
Need - washing up liquid. Must remember to add that to my washing list
Settle - Gangbang
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What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker |
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"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker
Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles"
I'm a big fan of a bargain  |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker
Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles
I'm a big fan of a bargain "
I get fairy liquid at home bargains. |
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"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker
Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles
I'm a big fan of a bargain
I get fairy liquid at home bargains."
I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways  |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker
Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles
I'm a big fan of a bargain
I get fairy liquid at home bargains.
I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways "
I’m not on the alcohol much so saves the pennies
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"What's your 'go to' washing up liquid?... It's a massive deal breaker
Aldi’s own brand. They don’t promise to keep my hands soft, they’re cheap and make lots of bubbles
I'm a big fan of a bargain
I get fairy liquid at home bargains.
I don't buy Fairy anymore, I don't buy Lurpak anymore (this kills me!). I just go for the cheap shit. Which is maybe less cost effective... Then I offset this by buying lots of alcohol and takeaways "
Go to Asda and buy "Spreadable Slightly Salted". It's in a silver and blue container. It's £2 for 500g. It's good!
Also with these things, I look at the ingredients to make sure it's not shit. This one is the real thing! |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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I get fairy liquid at home bargains.
Shame they don’t make the bottles that you can make a rocket with anymore
I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢"
Should have been on the political correctness thread I guess.
Bastards made the bottle politically correct |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢
Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet
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It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it |
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"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢
Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet
It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it "
Mines up  |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"I imagine your weekends are destroyed now 😢
Absolutely. And I haven’t even started on the Blue Peter version of Tracy Island yet
It’s nearly Christmas. Folk have trees up. You’d better get on with it
Mines up "
I’m not giving you a row. |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book "
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one) |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity "
Nutella ? |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)"
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity
Nutella ? "
Now THAT is perfection 👌 |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity
Nutella ?
Now THAT is perfection 👌 "
So I could potentially possibly maybe Nutella you up but not on toast |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x"
oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x"
Okay we could swapsies the coffee for toffee, that’s a fair deal.
Never knew they had the coconut ones. |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity
Nutella ?
Now THAT is perfection 👌 "
Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x"
Sorting revels with Red and Minxy would be a good weekender. xx |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x"
Hey Minxy 🤎
How you doing? Xx |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x
Hey Minxy 🤎
How you doing? Xx"
hiya red, ok thanks, you? X |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity
Nutella ?
Now THAT is perfection 👌
Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection "
Flatterer!
(But gratefully received) x |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x
Hey Minxy 🤎
How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X "
Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x
Hey Minxy 🤎
How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X
Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx"
oh no, sorry to hear that, hope you get there soon. X. |
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Never knew they had the coconut ones.
Amateur!😅
Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels "
Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.
Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣 |
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"Oh, and can we stop talking about butter? The greasy yellow stuff makes me want to 🤮
So no one can butter you up. Shame x
I could literally vom if someone buttered toast in my vicinity
Nutella ?
Now THAT is perfection 👌
Sorry seen your profile Nutella definitely isn't a description of perfection
Flatterer!
(But gratefully received) x"
Trust me truth is better than flattery and I speak truthfully
You are most welcome xx |
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"Want - cuddles, kisses & lazy shagathons with a beautiful man who adores me.
Need - cure for hydradenitis supurativa (to get my confidence back)
Settle For - family bag of Revels and a good book
Could help with the first, but Revels are chocolate roulette and praying you don’t get the toffee (I like the coffee one)
Toffee are the best, Rags! You can have my coffee ones 🤢
I'm waiting til they see sense and get rid of coffee and bring back the coconut ones x oh yes!!! Totally agree with you x
Hey Minxy 🤎
How you doing? Xx hiya red, ok thanks, you? X
Ah, that's good. I'm not great, but getting there xx oh no, sorry to hear that, hope you get there soon. X. "
I will, don't worry 🤎 |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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Never knew they had the coconut ones.
Amateur!😅
Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels
Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.
Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣"
Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour |
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Never knew they had the coconut ones.
Amateur!😅
Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels
Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.
Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣
Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour "
They so don't!
Yellow and green are the best, then orange and red. But not the black ones. Hate blackcurrant flavour! |
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"Who's moaning about butter?!? What's wrong with you all? Butter is the best... You'd butter believe it!
It's the Devil's mucus!
How do you block people on this? Asking for a friend. 😂"
Lovers of the evil yellow slime are auto blocked. I can tell by just looking 😉 |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 1 week ago
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Never knew they had the coconut ones.
Amateur!😅
Honestly. I knew they got rid of the bounty’s from the tubs but always thought it was coffee toffee malteaser, nut, chocolate in the revels
Don't forget the gross orange ones, too.
Honestly, Rags. I don't think you take your chocolate seriously enough! 🤣
Elsewhere I said fruit pastilles all taste the same. But I don’t divide them up by colour
They so don't!
Yellow and green are the best, then orange and red. But not the black ones. Hate blackcurrant flavour! "
I figured the red and black tastes of something, but orange green and yellow were samey
I need to be sad enough to divide up a Christmas tube of them to see if the yellow, green and orange have flavours |
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