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I'm with you, OP.
These women - the illegitimate daughters of Eve - sprung forth from tainted wombs. They care less for men and even less for themselves if they're not cocooned within a silken purse filled with the currency of deceit.
Ask them out on a date and they magically need to powder their dainty noses when the bill arrives. They're not content with Boots No.7 but want everything resembling a 007.
They walk the cheap cobbled streets on designer heels but want you to drive them around in expensive wheels. They have Champagne tastes but Shandy money.
If you manage to get one naked (in a Deluxe Room because they won't settle for less) check if they're sporting a long scar along their abdomen: she's probably sold one of her Kidneys for an Anya Hindmarch™ handbag.
Do what I do: I'm now chatting up women at the local job centre. They haven't seen a farthing since Luncheon Vouchers were abolished. Sometimes one has to go to Greggs to get the dregs. |
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"I'm with you, OP.
These women - the illegitimate daughters of Eve - sprung forth from tainted wombs. They care less for men and even less for themselves if they're not cocooned within a silken purse filled with the currency of deceit.
Ask them out on a date and they magically need to powder their dainty noses when the bill arrives. They're not content with Boots No.7 but want everything resembling a 007.
They walk the cheap cobbled streets on designer heels but want you to drive them around in expensive wheels. They have Champagne tastes but Shandy money.
If you manage to get one naked (in a Deluxe Room because they won't settle for less) check if they're sporting a long scar along their abdomen: she's probably sold one of her Kidneys for an Anya Hindmarch™ handbag.
Do what I do: I'm now chatting up women at the local job centre. They haven't seen a farthing since Luncheon Vouchers were abolished. Sometimes one has to go to Greggs to get the dregs."
Does that work for you? Asking for a friend. |
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"Perhaps all the men should give up or try bumbums. More fannies for Felix 🐈⬛
Sweetie I’m gonna be in the straight squad too.
Let’s set up a couples account Glow. We can be an MTV couple."
Wait until I learn about the outside rule in football. I’m gonna blend in like a perfect contour err like a shelf installerer. |
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"I'm with you, OP.
These women - the illegitimate daughters of Eve - sprung forth from tainted wombs. They care less for men and even less for themselves if they're not cocooned within a silken purse filled with the currency of deceit.
Ask them out on a date and they magically need to powder their dainty noses when the bill arrives. They're not content with Boots No.7 but want everything resembling a 007.
They walk the cheap cobbled streets on designer heels but want you to drive them around in expensive wheels. They have Champagne tastes but Shandy money.
If you manage to get one naked (in a Deluxe Room because they won't settle for less) check if they're sporting a long scar along their abdomen: she's probably sold one of her Kidneys for an Anya Hindmarch™ handbag.
Do what I do: I'm now chatting up women at the local job centre. They haven't seen a farthing since Luncheon Vouchers were abolished. Sometimes one has to go to Greggs to get the dregs.
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Does that work for you? Asking for a friend."
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...in pursuit of a mediocre woman it works perfectly fine for me, dear chap. |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today 
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms "
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁 |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁"
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣 |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉 
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math."
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣"
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣 |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
10 points
Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔 |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points
Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔"
 ... most definitely |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣"
Be good or I’ll spank you later x |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣
Be good or I’ll spank you later x"
Promises |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points
Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔"
Unequivocally. |
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣
Be good or I’ll spank you later x
Promises"
Happy to get you over my knees at at suitable future time |
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