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My mate wants to fuck you!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.
People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!
Sex it up people!
Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.
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Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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The rum is mine just to be clear |
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One rum from the bar please Toots  |
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"The rum is mine just to be clear"
Rum tease  |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"The rum is mine just to be clear"
Share the rum and it comes back to you ten fold |
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Fine. As long as they don't mind waiting until this snot lurgy has gone. 🤷♀️
I am happy to be postie for fuck missives. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In to spread pure filth only, no gushy nonsense. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"In to spread pure filth only, no gushy nonsense."
Yes, people can fuck of with their gush. |
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"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection "
Let’s get sozzled on the rum |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Boo's in for some banging! |
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By *X2019Man 13 weeks ago
Newcastle |
I'm in, been a while haha  |
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter "
Chewie is that you? |
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Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?
And do they tell who's sending the message?
Obviously I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?
And do they tell who's sending the message?
Obviously I'm in "
Send it to anyone, then they post it anonymously.
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I few of my partners friends from fab know I would fuck them, But holding out for a threesome 
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G'wan then .. I'll peruse and play |
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By *zChiefWoman 13 weeks ago
middle of somewhere |
Why not ...and postie if needed |
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By *X2019Man 13 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Well I've been asked to pass on one message already....
Message for Jamie Hants.. let me spunk on your tits. |
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Message for Raven (not from me) , spread those legs not those wings dirty cow. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Incoming
Raven is very clear about how she likes to fuck and I'm here for it. |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
From a very sexy lady.
Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥 |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
Not postie by the way, just here I guess. |
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"Fine. As long as they don't mind waiting until this snot lurgy has gone. 🤷♀️
I am happy to be postie for fuck missives. "
Get better soon x |
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"From a very sexy lady.
Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥"
Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick  |
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Incoming for SexxyyDy11. My mate understood the assignment.
Can you please tell SexxyyDy11 I want to fuck him. |
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I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?
Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious... |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
From a mysterious gentleman.
This is for LittleLiasons, since you're a Brummie. How would you like a Northerner for the night or two |
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I'm not a postie but got a message off a guy for the wonderfug MrsMistyPeaks
Can you please tell Misty I wouldn't mind spreading those peaks of hers |
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?
Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..."
I thought the rules were pretty clear as in I, me, personally want to fuck you or have I miss read |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"From a mysterious gentleman.
This is for LittleLiasons, since you're a Brummie. How would you like a Northerner for the night or two"
That's a lot of people time. I'll give you an hour and a silent hand job. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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got to be in in to win it |
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By *ags73Man 13 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection "
Rejection ?
May as well, in. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"From a very sexy lady.
Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥
Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick "
new balls please |
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Mrs Rickshawed, seems like my mate wants to let the Wookiee win...
Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed I’d like to replace *her* negative power coupling. And grrrrrrr |
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?
Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..."
Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁 |
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Thank you for the message.... you know who you are 🤘🔥 |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 13 weeks ago
Star Trekking Across The Universe |
did someone mention sex? 🤔 Px |
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"Mrs Rickshawed, seems like my mate wants to let the Wookiee win...
Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed I’d like to replace *her* negative power coupling. And grrrrrrr "
Deal. But if I bend over, you're not allowed to say "that's no moon"  |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In.. I've had a beer, it makes me want the sex  |
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From a mysterious gentleman
To the gorgeous Sinister spinster
As the only bastion of deceny left, I can't bring myself to be a degenerate to you, but please keep gracing me with your with me your presence. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm I'm too represent the dark side.
🧛🏼♀️ |
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Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂
Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha |
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Volunteer postie and also happy to receive 🙂 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 13 weeks ago
Shireoaks, Worksop |
Not got mates ...I piss everyone off eventually. But fuck it, I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In for a while
Happy to pass on any messages! |
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Ohhhh! I'm in, very much so!
Mrs. FC 🩷 |
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"I'm I'm too represent the dark side.
🧛🏼♀️"
Member of the Sith are we? |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂
Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha"
Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious  |
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂
Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha
Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious "
It does should like something she’d say  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm I'm too represent the dark side.
🧛🏼♀️
Member of the Sith are we?"
No, just the dark side in General. Nothing to do with the Force. 😜 |
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“Hello Trixie! Could you please tell midnight I want her. Badly. Really badly.
And then goodly the second time.”
Two goes for the price of one! Lucky Midnight, who could resist the offer of a BOGOF Bang????
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I'm in and would love to be fuckin |
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"From a mysterious gentleman
To the gorgeous Sinister spinster
As the only bastion of deceny left, I can't bring myself to be a degenerate to you, but please keep gracing me with your with me your presence. "
He's a total cutie. 😘 |
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Midnight, a message full of temptations for you!
For the lovely Midnight whom I've known for years.
"Finally, I have a cupboard full of beer, you ready for an all nighter |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
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WB69, my lovely friend said
“please tell WB69 that those killer legs look sexy as absolute sin in fishnets” |
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I've been out of action for a couple of weeks, so it's about time I got back in the saddle. I'm in. |
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By *MCMan 13 weeks ago
London/EA |
Well this could be interesting 👀 |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
From another mysterious elusive gentleman.
To the amazing WB69, I wouldn't mind keeping your heels high above me whilst being filthy and naughty with you 😉 |
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"Well this could be interesting 👀"
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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I am a massive romantic at heart so this thread is perfect for me…..i am in ❤️ |
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By *urroraMan 13 weeks ago
Northern lights |
Currently enjoying a spa.
Anyone wish to join? |
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"I am a massive romantic at heart so this thread is perfect for me…..i am in ❤️"
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My mate wants to fuck my other mate. |
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"My mate wants to fuck my other mate. "
And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate |
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"My mate wants to fuck my other mate.
And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate "
And I…….don't get to do any fucking.
I’ll console myself with rum and pork scratchings. |
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I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. |
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Makes a change from some bloke's wife who doesn't even know her husband is on here! |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Wonko does not do sex |
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"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?
And do they tell who's sending the message?
Obviously I'm in "
Good job IceCream dream, I was wondering the same thing 😇😇
We are in for the evening! |
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"Midnight, a message full of temptations for you!
For the lovely Midnight whom I've known for years.
"Finally, I have a cupboard full of beer, you ready for an all nighter"
Sorry to the person who sent this. I had real life to do for a bit. Thank you Trixie for being a better postie 🫣 |
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂
Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha
Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious "
I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅
But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍 |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. "
Are you d*unk again smickles!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.
Are you d*unk again smickles!! "
Oh shit |
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.
Are you d*unk again smickles!! "
From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know. |
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Tell busybusygirl
I want to blast my hot load in her face, just close your eyes od hate to blind you.
Anyway FAF?
From a mysterious admirer |
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Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .."
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.  |
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. "
I've been postie-ing. |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.
I've been postie-ing. "
Ohhh I...
Okay I'll amdit I've been drinking my awareness is ass.
Doing a good job!
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. "
I’ve been postie too |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.
I’ve been postie too"
... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties. |
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In for aittle while. I'll play postie too but not relaxing filters  |
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.
I’ve been postie too
... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties."
No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..
To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.
I’ve been postie too
... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties.
No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you "
I'm not sure if toots on earth anymore.  |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
A lovely gentleman.
Wants to tell _iss.bella that she is ravishingly good looking.
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By *uacksplat.Woman 13 weeks ago
Star Trekking Across The Universe |
"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂
Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha
Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious
I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅
But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍"
yesssssssss please. 🤤 Px |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.
Are you d*unk again smickles!!
From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know."
Oops.
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 |
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"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁"
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one  |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one "
Nope nope nope. |
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"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope. "
Resistance is Tootile |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope.
Resistance is Tootile "
Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.
Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.
And apologies in advance. |
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"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope.
Resistance is Tootile
Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.
Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.
And apologies in advance. "
Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope.
Resistance is Tootile
Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.
Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.
And apologies in advance.
Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha "
I'm confused 🤣
This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 |
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"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope.
Resistance is Tootile
Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.
Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.
And apologies in advance.
Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha
I'm confused 🤣
This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 "
No 🤣 |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"FYI still not the postie.
From a Very mysterious gentleman
Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁
You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one
Nope nope nope.
Resistance is Tootile
Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.
Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.
And apologies in advance.
Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha
I'm confused 🤣
This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣
No 🤣"
Oh you ass, taking advantage of me tipsy bartender status. 😭 |
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"In and away to have a look 😏"
cough cough.... mine first please 🤣😉
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter "
Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ? |
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?
Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious...
Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁"
Wednesday after school, back of the bike sheds? 🥰😘😘😋😋😁 |
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter
Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?"
Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling |
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Can anyone join in, or is this only for "real men"? 😂 |
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter
Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?
Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling "
hrrraaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrr ggghhhhhhaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrr |
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"The rum is mine just to be clear"
Hmmm got some Appletons! All the way from jamaicy |
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"In "
Nobody wants to unfortunately pal |
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For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face? |
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"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face? "
You can’t fool us. |
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I just made peanut butter and dark chocolate flapjacks, does that count? |
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"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face?
You can’t fool us. "
Shhhhh |
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For Pickle, get your arse over here and fuck me 🤪🤣 |
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"For Pickle, get your arse over here and fuck me 🤪🤣"
First of all, it’s Mr Pickle.
Second, you’re currently too far for me to travel. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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In, who knows pigs might fly |
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I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share |
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By *MattyMan 13 weeks ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
I'm in, you never know its the weekend and someone may feel sorry for me |
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "
I hope that’s not a euphemism |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "
Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. |
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share
Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. "
I'm down for that. I'm starving |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share
Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.
I'm down for that. I'm starving "
God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share
I hope that’s not a euphemism "
For what? No, I actually do want kebab |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "
Can we go all inbetweeners and say something like "I'd eat your kebab" |
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share
Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.
I'm down for that. I'm starving
God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭
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Hell yeah!  |
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By *ir tootMan 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share
Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.
I'm down for that. I'm starving
God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭
Hell yeah! "
Goddammit straight.
Could help with the tequila too.
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By *ookie46Woman 13 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Go on then
Happy to be postie |
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"Go on then
Happy to be postie "
Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆 |
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By *ookie46Woman 13 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Go on then
Happy to be postie
Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆"
Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate |
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"Go on then
Happy to be postie
Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆
Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate "
Exactly the same tbf 🤷♂️😆 |
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"Go on then
Happy to be postie
Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆
Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate "
Me too. Not a good way to speed Saturday night. |
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By *ags73Man 12 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
Just scrolled up and meh. |
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By *MattyMan 12 weeks ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
I might be going going out for a kebab for 1 lol |
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What’s your run of choice? Do you have a mixer? Appleton, ginger beer and a but of lime.,, that’s the good stuff! |
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By *mf123Man 12 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Bummings ahoy |
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"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.
People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!
Sex it up people!
I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough
Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.
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"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.
People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!
Sex it up people!
I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough
Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.
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