I bought a pair of safety boots a few months back. They made me go ohhh-ahhh every step. Only wore them one day, but they nearly crippled me. Never buying shoes from that shop again.

Why have stitches where the heel is...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bought a pair of safety boots a few months back. They made me go ohhh-ahhh every step. Only wore them one day, but they nearly crippled me. Never buying shoes from that shop again.

Why have stitches where the heel is...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh"

That is called a strap on

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh"

Not if he gentle and knows what he doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh

That is called a strap on

You walked right into that one Ryan

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh

That is called a strap on

You walked right into that one Ryan

Better than backing into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to kiss Ian and got a static shock on my lips, that made me go oooh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone ever get one of those shooting pains that go right up ya jacksy? They make me go ooh aargh

That is called a strap on

You walked right into that one Ryan

Better than backing into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1st thing in the morning when little one runs in jumps on the bed and she shouts morning daddy

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My cock slipping in to a nice wet pussy.... which reminds me, back in half an hour folks!

And did you say 'ooooooh!' or 'ooh!' or 'oh!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fireworks everyone goes ooohh and aaahhh when they are set off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesecake or any kind of cake for that matter

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"clean sheets on bed

& a hand through the hair

Ooo yes pls xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cold side of the pillow

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Removing bra after a long day.

That makes me go ooooooh too

my bra or yours lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Breaking a nail.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Breaking a nail....."

that's a bad ooo... It makes me swear!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Breaking a nail.....

that's a bad ooo... It makes me swear! "
Sets my teeth on edge......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Breaking a nail.....

that's a bad ooo... It makes me swear! Sets my teeth on edge......"

yep! Me too. I had one go the day before dad's funeral. Spent the whole day trying to find someone to put me a fresh set of acrylics on! I wasn't giving the eulogy with 9 read nails!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A glass dildo just outta the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh, think me keyboard has broke

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