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FAB phrases that give you the ick
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"Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.
Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers.
Professional couple - screams a "estate agent listing a property to rent" vibes... "this property would be perfect for a professional couple due to its two rooms and en suite in the master bedroom"
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Oh god loads of phrases give me the ick on here..
'Needs to be discreet' due to professional job..hmmmm I think that actually means they are cheating 🤔
'I can lick for hours' that just reminds me of a dog licking it's arse & if you have to do it for hours then you're doing it wrong!! 😛 |
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Playdate.
I don't show face pics until I trust you this one I'm on the fence with as I get the desire to want to be private but also what's the big deal? You've got every other body part out on display but scared to show your face? have a day off lol |
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By *WANDTGCouple 12 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
""Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.
Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers.
Professional couple - screams a "estate agent listing a property to rent" vibes... "this property would be perfect for a professional couple due to its two rooms and en suite in the master bedroom"
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The professional one does my head in , as if we are all plebs and lower than them. |
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Ooh I have a few;
“Professional couple” highly doubt that.
*shopping list of wants* better luck finding the lost city of Atlanta.
“Looking for the 1%” They’re not looking for you.
“Daddy” no, stop it.
“Looking for guy to fuck my wife” She doesn’t know you’re on here and just fantasising.
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By *zeroMan 12 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Any status that makes a suggestion of being paid.
“Why is lingerie SO expensive…”
“I have a new page”
“Rewards welcome”
Any other similar shit like that. "
"Can anyone get me a sight supporters pass  "
Jog on |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Hung like a donkey" (or any other animal, including bull!)
Or anything that relates to sexual prowess, most people feel like they're good in bed and everyone likes different things, you're not going to be able to give everyone the biggest orgasm they've ever experienced! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Attach face photo with message or will just delete.
Screams shallow to me everytime...if you judge some by appearance then fuck off to tinder"
Shocking that people want to have sex with someone they are physically attracted to isn't it!?
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What are you into / wot u into / into?
Free now?
What are you looking for?
Free now is just annoying.
I understand the others, but clearly life isn’t that simple. I’m not looking for one thing. That’s not an opener. I want a connection that leads to both sides wanting something together that’s unique to that connection, not some boilerplate blurb. If I had something that specific, recognising many will, I’d stick it on my profile!
But my real ick may be controversial. It’s the way people use the term play. We aren’t talking about a Lego party |
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""Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.
Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers."
A profile near me says Boring couple hate fun! Looking for ugly couples for miserable times
Sounds like they understand Fab well  |
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'Till next time'.
Till next time what exactly? Stop writing the same generic shite in verifications. Do it from the heart instead.
.....and as for any mention of Dysons, Golf balls or hoses - get a life! |
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Daddy / mummy 
Can I ask you a question? - usually leads to them asking me if dressing in their gf/ wife's/ sisters/ mums clothes is wrong
What's your snap/kik/telegram?
Not a phrase.. but any messages from profiles without a profile picture - unless their taking a break.
Clear copy and paste messages about restraining me and licking me for hours.
Breeding session
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"Breeding - that disgusts me
Ha breeding is funny in the gay / trans bubble as it’s just cum in ass slang. but yes I guess for the hetrosexuals it’s meaning us actually usually pregnancy based "
Wasn’t aware of it in that context … I’ve seen lassies use it on their profile and it makes me heave lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"'Treat her with respect if you get the chance to meet'. It sounds like something written on verifications when guys can't think of anything else to put."
saw a profile the other day that said this but the title was dirty slut for fucking with vvvwe cocks more the merrier. Ffs lmao |
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By *uzzleMan 12 weeks ago
Hastings |
Not so much he phrases but when they have a 'requirements' list that reads like a job description.
But what annoys me the most is the supply a picture with first message otherwise it will be deleted.
It just completely shuts down someones right to privacy. Like we are that entitled and think so much of ourselves that we have a RIGHT to ask for your picture, retain it, share it, do what we want with it. All for the privelege of you messaging us.
They can jog on!
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I’m sick of guys messaging “are you into younger guys” yuck.
It also makes me laugh when said younger guys say “I’d ruin you” yawn what a boring line. Next! |
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By *.T.Man 12 weeks ago
Glasgow |
It isn't a phrase that gives me the ick.
Face pics with a tongue sticking out! Just no! Are you trying to get a toddler to giggle before playing peek-a-boo?
It isn't cheeky, its just plain weird...
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Treat her with respect she deserves it. As if there’s anyone that doesn’t respect this bare minimum.
Ick. The word itself is horrendous.
A general idea that you being on Fab must mean you’ll fuck anyone and when you politely show no interest, abuse is hurled at you.
The chancers who lurk on the forums and then send private messages wanting to ask questions or unwelcomingly share very detailed stories. Who the fuck goes up to a random stranger and divulges their deepest darkest fantasies and does so including this stranger in the fantasy unwantedly. It’s gross.
The me and my mate are in a hotel room and horny messages. Okay, good on you! Do you want a biscuit?
FAB
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