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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Open once again, come get your drinks and chill out and mayne make some new friends.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Give me one please Toots.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me one please Toots. "

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?"

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen. "

How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.

I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!

But you've got this!

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By *imples24Man 12 weeks ago

tamworth

Sir toots you’re either a worker alcoholic 🤣 or a great business man

I’ll have my usual but make it large 👍🏻

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sir toots you’re either a worker alcoholic 🤣 or a great business man

I’ll have my usual but make it large 👍🏻"

I got no clue what I am.

Coming right up sir.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper"

Coming right up!

and how are you today?

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella "

Sure coming right up.

How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper

Coming right up!

and how are you today? "

Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella

Sure coming right up.

How are you today?"

Not bad. Sex would be nice but meh

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper

Coming right up!

and how are you today?

Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now"

Good good thats good to hear.

I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella

Sure coming right up.

How are you today?

Not bad. Sex would be nice but meh "

Well yeah that's true.

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By *ansoffateMan 12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Let's set up a Negroni production line.

I'll optimise the process and just sit at the bar.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Let's set up a Negroni production line.

I'll optimise the process and just sit at the bar."

🤔 insulting,

(I am joking)

Looknin the back I have an endless abyss of Negroni.

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By *uicy 2020Woman 12 weeks ago

London

Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Let's set up a Negroni production line.

I'll optimise the process and just sit at the bar."

Anyway 5 bottles of premium negroni for you my good sir.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x"

Of course coming right up!

How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper

Coming right up!

and how are you today?

Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now

Good good thats good to hear.

I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash. "

Then I'd best share my rum and pop with you

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper

Coming right up!

and how are you today?

Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now

Good good thats good to hear.

I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash.

Then I'd best share my rum and pop with you "

Please do, that would be nice.

Any graveyard to hang in tonight?

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By *uicy 2020Woman 12 weeks ago

London


"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x

Of course coming right up!

How are you today?"

Im alright thanks. Feel like i had a pretty productive day at work, that always helps.

Hows your day been? X

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x

Of course coming right up!

How are you today?

Im alright thanks. Feel like i had a pretty productive day at work, that always helps.

Hows your day been? X"

Good I'm good, sugar crash but im good.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella "

Is it gonna bring the boys to my yard FN ?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.

How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.

I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!

But you've got this!"

Feel free to degenerate.

You've reminded me of Degeneration X.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.

How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.

I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!

But you've got this!

Feel free to degenerate.

You've reminded me of Degeneration X. "

Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.

Very degenerate cuddles of course.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella

Is it gonna bring the boys to my yard FN ? "

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

My usual please Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"My usual please Toots "

One large malibj and coming right up.

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By *alico_KittyWoman 12 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Can I have a porn star martini please x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a porn star martini please x"

Of course you can,.jow are we today?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.

How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.

I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!

But you've got this!

Feel free to degenerate.

You've reminded me of Degeneration X.

Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.

Very degenerate cuddles of course. "

Honestly Toots, this place is full of perverts.

You're the only bastion of decency left.

😆

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me one please Toots.

Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.

How are you today?

I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.

How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.

I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!

But you've got this!

Feel free to degenerate.

You've reminded me of Degeneration X.

Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.

Very degenerate cuddles of course.

Honestly Toots, this place is full of perverts.

You're the only bastion of decency left.

😆 "

I try I do try, it isn't easy though.

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By *alico_KittyWoman 12 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Can I have a porn star martini please x

Of course you can,.jow are we today?"

Thank you toots, much appreciated.

I'm good thanks, how's yourself x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a porn star martini please x

Of course you can,.jow are we today?

Thank you toots, much appreciated.

I'm good thanks, how's yourself x

"

I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

D*unk bump

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By *alico_KittyWoman 12 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Can I have a porn star martini please x

Of course you can,.jow are we today?

Thank you toots, much appreciated.

I'm good thanks, how's yourself x

I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.

"

Well I'm stuffing myself with chocolate buttons at the moment x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a porn star martini please x

Of course you can,.jow are we today?

Thank you toots, much appreciated.

I'm good thanks, how's yourself x

I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.

Well I'm stuffing myself with chocolate buttons at the moment x"

Ooooh,may I?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 12 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night! "

Ooh coming right up

And the bottle of course.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night!

Ooh coming right up

And the bottle of course. "

Too kind!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night!

Ooh coming right up

And the bottle of course.

Too kind! "

Always!.

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By *orphia2003Woman 12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Very large pot of heavily caffeinated coffee please. Have long night at work ahead of me.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Very large pot of heavily caffeinated coffee please. Have long night at work ahead of me."

Of course coming right up.

You have a good night yeah?

I'll soon be joining you.

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By *ampireLoveMan 12 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’ll have my usual please toots!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have my usual please toots!"

Coming right up.

I do hope you enjoy, sir.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Sorry I’m late, just finished work for the night. A nice cold one for me, think I’ve earned it

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sorry I’m late, just finished work for the night. A nice cold one for me, think I’ve earned it "

Go for it man.

I'll get a nice cold one.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"

Go for it man.

I'll get a nice cold one. "

Thanks dude!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 12 weeks ago

Bristol

A nice crisp cider please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A nice crisp cider please "

Bars yours for the night I'm going bed.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 12 weeks ago

Bristol


"A nice crisp cider please

Bars yours for the night I'm going bed. "

As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A nice crisp cider please

Bars yours for the night I'm going bed.

As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots "

.ehh tbh there's barely any customers so do what ever.

The bar is self cleaning self refilling magic.

Do whatever.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 12 weeks ago

Bristol


"A nice crisp cider please

Bars yours for the night I'm going bed.

As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots .ehh tbh there's barely any customers so do what ever.

The bar is self cleaning self refilling magic.

Do whatever."

No idea why I pictured iZac from futurama reading that, but hey

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