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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester

Have you noticed these sorts of posts on Bacefook;

"A real man doesn't care about body size - boys do"

"a real man doesn't care about a woman's debts"

"A real man doesn't look at multiple women" and so on.

Whenever I look at Bacefook, this sort of thing is rife. Then you look at the comments and it's women saying "too right", etc.

God, I've never felt so fake in my life! Being a "real man" seems like it would be a nightmare! Fair play to the "real men" out there. 😂

Anyway, it got me thinking; Imagine the backlash if we did a "real woman" one, then all posted "too right brother", etc.. lol.

A real woman would be skinny, a real woman would have ZZ cup tits, a real woman would clear up after herself and take the fucking bins out. A real woman would decide what she wants to eat. A real woman would pay for my mortgage without complaining and would be on her knees every night, blah blah...

Imagine the backlash from that!

😂😂😂

*Disclaimer; do not take this post seriously, for god's sake. 😂

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 weeks ago

North Angus

Kinda figure most sentences starting with “A real man…” is usually followed by utter nonsense

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 3 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll happily be a fake woman instead.

Mrs

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By *orthern_knobberMan 3 weeks ago

manchester


"Kinda figure most sentences starting with “A real man…” is usually followed by utter nonsense "

A real man would disagree.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 weeks ago

North Angus


"Kinda figure most sentences starting with “A real man…” is usually followed by utter nonsense

A real man would disagree. "

See, utter nonsensical ramblings 😂

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"Kinda figure most sentences starting with “A real man…” is usually followed by utter nonsense

A real man would disagree. "

Yes, a real man would. 😂😂😂

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 3 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I never pay anything posted on Faceachebook any attention, those who reply are in the 'fewwwmin' - 'wassup hun' - 'I'll inbox ya' brigade

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By *929Man 3 weeks ago

newcastle

I always imagine these things were written by a bloke in that exact situation to make them feel better about themselves

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"I never pay anything posted on Faceachebook any attention, those who reply are in the 'fewwwmin' - 'wassup hun' - 'I'll inbox ya' brigade "

Faceachebook. I'm stealing that. 😂😂😂😂😂

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By *r John WickMan 3 weeks ago

The Continental

A real man would shut the fuck up and chow on the pussy for hours.

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

My daughters take the bins out, we have a democratically determined rota for household chores.

Their mum, fuck me was she messy. I'm saving that for later... For what a microbiological experiment?

Just bollocks isn't it? As if just using men are, or women are isn't already a crass avoidance of any real depth of thought, let's throw 'real' in there just to empathise how comfortable we are in our prejudice and ignorance.

But hey a bunch of other people, whom are equally ignorant, agree and liked it so it's an objective truth and not verbal diarrhoea. Hey there's even a few memes, video shorts and someone is printing t-shirts with a catchy slogan. Maybe I'll get one for my partner for her birthday.

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By *olinOfBathMan 3 weeks ago

Corsham


"I never pay anything posted on Faceachebook any attention, those who reply are in the 'fewwwmin' - 'wassup hun' - 'I'll inbox ya' brigade

Faceachebook. I'm stealing that. 😂😂😂😂😂"

Farcebook

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By *agic.MMan 3 weeks ago

Orpington

A real man would definitely chuck wood near a woodchuck even if a woodchuck could chuck just as much wood as a real man would

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By *ay W. BeauWoman 3 weeks ago

Wolvo

So glad i’ve left fartbook and never returned.

#notallmen

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"So glad i’ve left fartbook and never returned.

#notallmen

"

Made me chuckle.

You call it fartbook.

I call it facefart!!

Dont know which is better or worse for a description

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By *neeyedwillieMan 3 weeks ago

Darlington

Ahh social media...what a fecking mess!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"My daughters take the bins out, we have a democratically determined rota for household chores.

Their mum, fuck me was she messy. I'm saving that for later... For what a microbiological experiment?

Just bollocks isn't it? As if just using men are, or women are isn't already a crass avoidance of any real depth of thought, let's throw 'real' in there just to empathise how comfortable we are in our prejudice and ignorance.

But hey a bunch of other people, whom are equally ignorant, agree and liked it so it's an objective truth and not verbal diarrhoea. Hey there's even a few memes, video shorts and someone is printing t-shirts with a catchy slogan. Maybe I'll get one for my partner for her birthday."

So, in my opinion, it's an attempt to demasculate men who don't appease certain women. If you don't give me this, then you're not a real man. It's some sort of psychological abuse.

If you can't give this, then you must be a bit feminine. 🤷‍♂️😂

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"My daughters take the bins out, we have a democratically determined rota for household chores.

Their mum, fuck me was she messy. I'm saving that for later... For what a microbiological experiment?

Just bollocks isn't it? As if just using men are, or women are isn't already a crass avoidance of any real depth of thought, let's throw 'real' in there just to empathise how comfortable we are in our prejudice and ignorance.

But hey a bunch of other people, whom are equally ignorant, agree and liked it so it's an objective truth and not verbal diarrhoea. Hey there's even a few memes, video shorts and someone is printing t-shirts with a catchy slogan. Maybe I'll get one for my partner for her birthday."

Yes, pretty much.

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 3 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Glad I don’t have Fakebook anymore

These posts remind me of a saying, “anything said before the word but is meaningless”

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!"

Nero you are unreal dude.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!"

Haha, a "real man" would absolutely not be on this site! A real man would puke his guts up at the very sight of another woman and then beg for forgiveness by purchasing a new Coochie bag.

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By *uckurcumMan 3 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

The untold damage that's been done to people's mental health and self esteem with the neandatal spewing on Feacesbook is horrendous ...

Worst thing is some people actually believe the crap ...

But each to their own !

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"The untold damage that's been done to people's mental health and self esteem with the neandatal spewing on Feacesbook is horrendous ...

Worst thing is some people actually believe the crap ...

But each to their own ! "

Feacesbook 😂😂😂😂😂

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find that blokes who share pics and fictious quotes from folk from Peaky Blinders and the like are usually people who have a lot of issues.

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By *ou only live onceMan 3 weeks ago

London

I've always known I'm not a real man. I like quiche too much.

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By *olinOfBathMan 3 weeks ago

Corsham

How to upset someone on Farcebook:

1. Post something.

2. Wait.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Like the description of a real woman, a real dom, a real whatever.

It's only ever to act like it only counts if it's the extreme. And anything that absolutely is in the category but doesn't fit this one person's perception isn't relevant.

An asshole does this, but a real asshole does this much worse thing.

It might be fun to joke around with again. Like most things that are quietly depressing when people take it seriously. "If you really loved me you'd never emotionally manipulate me like this."

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 3 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Thank gawd my Faceache algorithms don't give me those posts. I guess that's the joy of using it only for a couple of groups I'm a member of, and not actually interacting with anything else on there!

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By *icolerobbieCouple 3 weeks ago

walsall

I’m guessing that “real men” would not fall for such blatant toxic manipulation.

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By *issBlackedCouple 3 weeks ago

Glasgow

A real man would automatically know that the dinkydoo goes in the rumblybumbly.

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!

·

Nero you are unreal dude."

Hans, my dear fellow, I am an apparition, a phantasm, a necromancer (less nec', more 'romancer).

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!

·

Nero you are unreal dude.

Hans, my dear fellow, I am an apparition, a phantasm, a necromancer (less nec', more 'romancer)."

And they say romance is dead 😏.

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By *ustincider888Man 3 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Flush the bog before taking a cock photo over it

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By *aygee246Man 3 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

staying on a bog theme:

A real man would flush once then walk away.

(From the late great Sean Lock)

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"staying on a bog theme:

A real man would flush once then walk away.

(From the late great Sean Lock)"

Dump and pump

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By *eroLondonMan 3 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"A real man wouldn't even be on this site.

Which says a lot about me!

·

Nero you are unreal dude.

Hans, my dear fellow, I am an apparition, a phantasm, a necromancer (less nec', more 'romancer).

And they say romance is dead 😏."

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By *ealitybitesMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

I've never seen anything like that on my feed so I have to assume the fact they are rife on yours has more to do with your own browsing history the the associated algorithm

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

[Removed by poster at 07/11/24 17:03:33]

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"[Real man Removed by poster at 07/11/24 17:03:33]"

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By *amie HantsWoman 3 weeks ago

Atlantis


"[Real man Removed by poster at 07/11/24 17:03:33]"

Thank god he’s gone.

H, shall we get drinks?

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By *ee69Man 3 weeks ago

glasgow

Bacebook ?

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By *imples24Man 3 weeks ago

tamworth

I don’t identify as a real man 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

*laughs in Non Binary*

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By *imples24Man 3 weeks ago

tamworth


"*laughs in Non Binary*"

Wish it had voice notes on here 🤣

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Real men fingerblast.

From a thousand paces.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Central

[Removed by poster at 07/11/24 17:50:48]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Central

People who aren't secure enough, try to resist the obvious evidence that people are substantially different and that society changes, as much as they may be uncomfortable about it and resist the need for change.

Perhaps they have

Live Laugh Love

'only real men/women' signs in their homes?

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By *oo..Woman 3 weeks ago

Boo's World

I can do all the "real woman" things from faceache , bar be skinny! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"I can do all the "real woman" things from faceache , bar be skinny! 🤣🤣🤣"

So I guess that makes you 95% "real" I suppose. Coming to think of it, what's the reward anyway?!?

Say I became a real man. What's the reward? Why bother?

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By *cottish guy 555Man 3 weeks ago

London

A real man wouldn't need to point it out.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A real man doesn't have to try to make her orgasm,she does it as soon as he walks into the room.

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By *ife NinjaMan 3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I can do all the "real woman" things from faceache , bar be skinny! 🤣🤣🤣"

I like you just the way you are

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By *neeyedwillieMan 3 weeks ago

Darlington

A real man leaves the toilet seat up!

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By *sian FlowerWoman 3 weeks ago

Sin City X

Lmfaoooo

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By *l chapo123Man 3 weeks ago

Costa del sol

Real man respects every female like he would his own mother

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By *neeyedwillieMan 3 weeks ago

Darlington


"Real man respects every female like he would his own mother "

The problem there is.. not every woman is like your mother. Just saying...

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By *ornucopiaMan 3 weeks ago

Bexley


"I never pay anything posted on Faceachebook any attention, those who reply are in the 'fewwwmin' - 'wassup hun' - 'I'll inbox ya' brigade "

I can go even better than that.

I have never looked at that site nor have any intention of doing so!

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By *l chapo123Man 3 weeks ago

Costa del sol


"Real man respects every female like he would his own mother

The problem there is.. not every woman is like your mother. Just saying..."

Good point

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By *rthur30Man 3 weeks ago

Warrington

A real man is prepared to put his cloak over a puddle for his paramour.

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By *iker JackMan 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Would be himself. Not try to be someone else to please others

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Chester


"Real man respects every female like he would his own mother

The problem there is.. not every woman is like your mother. Just saying..."

True dat!

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