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I’m going to have sex on the weekend. Top tips?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man 13 weeks ago

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WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

No tips. Full shaft please 💜

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By *icecouple561Couple 13 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Eat plenty of garlic and ignore your partner right up until it's time for action. Immediately afterwards slap them on the bum, say "cor I needed that" roll out of bed or wherever and put sport on the telly while shouting "make us a cup of tea I'm parched"

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By *ildTimes.Man 13 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Go straight to anal!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 13 weeks ago

Essex

"Go straight to anal! "

And go in dry

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By *eliWoman 13 weeks ago

Publish the live commentary of it on the forums as it's happening. It didn't actually happen otherwise.

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By *ags73Man 13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

Saying ‘you’ve only gorn an blown the bloody doors off’ like Michael Caine

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By *nya NeesWoman 13 weeks ago

Brum

Make sure she is asleep first 😁

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By *enk15Man 13 weeks ago

Evesham

Leave your socks on, and ideally a fedora.

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By *otsossieMan 13 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

Works best with a girthy cock.

If it’s not going in then just push harder.

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By *aramel.desiresMan 13 weeks ago

Addlestone

Make sure you leave a good tip and review.

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple 13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Have a wank instead

Go on....... You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Wake up!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan 13 weeks ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

You should probably stop showering now, let it marinate a while. Women love that shit.

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By *ildTimes.Man 13 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

True....Can't believe I forget the most important part!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man 13 weeks ago

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"Publish the live commentary of it on the forums as it's happening. It didn't actually happen otherwise."
watch the stream in directing room 1

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man 13 weeks ago

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"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"
It’ll be wet. I am sexy. Just happens

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 13 weeks ago

The Continental

Dip it in bleach before you go in.

Give yourself a pat on the back and say ‘well done’ after you’ve blown ya beans up it.

Ask her if it was good, and did she cum.

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By *imply_SensualMan 13 weeks ago

Widnes

Put that question to ChatGPT and then show her how innovative you are by showing her the response before following the AI advice word for word.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Central

Be the pillow princess you've always wanted to be

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By *cott14Man 13 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Don’t do it , it’s a trap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 13 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t forget they love and a,b,c on the ode clit with your tongue.

The mr

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By *oofy321Man 13 weeks ago

moon base zero

Dont pay the full amount...thats how you make a hormone

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 13 weeks ago

louth

Tell her you are amazing at oral and do it for hours then go down on her half arse it for about 2 minutes then give up

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By *rHotNottsMan 13 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When you get it in, don’t just leave it there, jiggle it about a bit , apparently women like it 🤷‍♂️

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By *ildTimes.Man 13 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"When you get it in, don’t just leave it there, jiggle it about a bit , apparently women like it 🤷‍♂️"

Do you have to put the balls in?....

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By *tticusukMan 13 weeks ago

Formby

"WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME. "

But the balls in

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 13 weeks ago

Ipswich

Only pay half on arrival

Wipe on curtains on way out

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Take some Viagra too

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By *ee69Man 13 weeks ago

glasgow

Set up the ironing and that in front of the tv , take her from the back and she can multi task

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By *udy3Man 13 weeks ago

Corby

"WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME.

But the balls in "

And someone else’s too

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Put a toe inside but don't cut or file your nails

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By *odgerMooreMan 13 weeks ago

Nowhere

Ensure that your partner is behind the protective screen in a soundproofing booth in a full body condom #safe2024

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By *ad NannaWoman 13 weeks ago

East London

Don't shower for a couple of days.

Women (assuming it's a woman) love the natural smell of an unwashed man.

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By *ad NannaWoman 13 weeks ago

East London

"Put a toe inside but don't cut or file your nails"

You've done that, haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Get d*unk and vomit on her floor because passing out as you give her a vomit flavoured kiss

Second date will be guaranteed 👍

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By *ad NannaWoman 13 weeks ago

East London

As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.

Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!

This may be a true story.

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By *nya NeesWoman 13 weeks ago

Brum

"As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.

Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!

This may be a true story.

Oh god Nanna 🫣😂

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By *ags73Man 13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Ask if she’s into foreplay and when her mum and sister are joining you.

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By *layfullsamMan 13 weeks ago

Solihull

Use your weakest hand to wa.k, wear a marigold glove and talk to yourself in a fake foreign accent it’ll be like you’re having sex with an exotic foreigner

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By *tr8MrEMan 13 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Neer let her enjoy herself too much, and keep the pickle in the jar

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No kissing.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ustaboutrightMan 13 weeks ago

Hereford