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No, not the US election. The "us" election - we, the sex people.
Who should be our representative for sex people concerns - laws, ethics, education, a committee to decide whether it's piss or not, cake, dildo standards, etc.
Put yourself forward as our potential MP (Most Perverted).
Sell your manifesto and garner those votes!!
I am, of course, too pretty to do the admin, but if you get voted for on the thread, I'm sure someone will count it all up  . |
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By *llaBelle1Woman 3 weeks ago
Sitting on a cornflake |
"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"
I wonder how many will be able to reference the above?! ‘He’s a very naughty boy!’ |
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
winfrith |
"Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente.
I've changed my mind. You get my vote now Leon.
God I'm fickle  ."
You are you just move from one to the other giving us all hope damn you . |
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"Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente.
I've changed my mind. You get my vote now Leon.
God I'm fickle .You are you just move from one to the other giving us all hope damn you ."
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"I’m the power behind the throne, the VP. Keeping on the down low whilst getting shit done and pulling the strings. Vote for me and I’ll shove my tits in your face 
Mrs TMN x"
Weak start, powerful finish.
A serious contender xx |
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
winfrith |
My manifesto would be more company for the aged increase pensions so they can afford to live ,reduced entry fees to clubs for men , free viagra for all who need it ,increase the milk allowance for women and how can we forget force men to watch women's football by law . |
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"My manifesto would be more company for the aged increase pensions so they can afford to live ,reduced entry fees to clubs for men , free viagra for all who need it ,increase the milk allowance for women and how can we forget force men to watch women's football by law ."
You really want this, don't you Leon ?
Definitely the most thought-out manifesto.
But there are wimmin' here.
Flashing titties!!
Let's see if this helps... .
But, good people of FAB - Leon will be our ears, our eyes, our hearts, mind and voice.
No longer shall we, the Sex People, be forced to live in the shadows!
What do we want?
Freedom!
What do we demand!
Sex!
Who do we vote for?
Leon!
Who do we vote for?
LEON!
WHO DO WE VOTE FORRRRR!!!
LEEEEE-O-NNNNNNNN!!!
(Drums, fireworks....and fade to adverts) |
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"M ake
A nal
G reat
A gain
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Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.
52% MAGA
48% tits in my face.
But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it ) |
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"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
 Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires "
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
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"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
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I can go with that, plus the tits in your face |
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
winfrith |
"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
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That'll be for the back door benchers. |
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"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
I can go with that, plus the tits in your face"
That's one hell of a manifesto now . |
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"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
I can go with that, plus the tits in your face"
Oi! No stealing my pledge |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"M ake
A nal
G reat
A gain
Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.
52% MAGA
48% tits in my face.
But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it )"
Are you saying my manifesto wasn't thought through? 🤨
Anal is already great, so MAGA is redundant ipso facto.
Tits in your face are all very well, but will they make you cum?
So we're back to Blowjobs for All.
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
winfrith |
"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁
Like heating in winter?
Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires
And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?
I can go with that, plus the tits in your face
Oi! No stealing my pledge "
Somebody has to do the polishing . |
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
winfrith |
"M ake
A nal
G reat
A gain
Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.
52% MAGA
48% tits in my face.
But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it )"
Somebody had to talk shit . |
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A vote for my party will see
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1. Transparency across all departments, with all decisions publicly available.
2. The only time redactions will be made is when the issue poses a threat to national security.
3. Regardless, a special judicial oversight process will oversee redactions to ensure contentious subjects are not hidden with "national security" in an attempt to obfuscate and hide. There must be a genuine reason. they will unredact where warranted.
4.No MP's affiliated to the party are to accepts any gifts or favours of any kind. Furthermore, anyone attempting to "gift" an MP will be scrutinised and their attempt publicly recorded.
5. No "family members" can serve the MP in any of their business/admin dealings.
6. Said MP is to hold no other employ during their tenure as an MP.
7. All public accounts are online and available for scrutiny. This is tax-payer's money and they are entitled to know where every penny is spent.
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8. Tax incentives to companies with a "distributed" workforce, to encourage more WFH, and social/economic mobility. In turn, this will even out the imbalance of house prices across the nation.
9. A new Bank Holiday, called "National Nookie Day". |
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"A vote for my party will see
.
1. Transparency across all departments, with all decisions publicly available.
2. The only time redactions will be made is when the issue poses a threat to national security.
3. Regardless, a special judicial oversight process will oversee redactions to ensure contentious subjects are not hidden with "national security" in an attempt to obfuscate and hide. There must be a genuine reason. they will unredact where warranted.
4.No MP's affiliated to the party are to accepts any gifts or favours of any kind. Furthermore, anyone attempting to "gift" an MP will be scrutinised and their attempt publicly recorded.
5. No "family members" can serve the MP in any of their business/admin dealings.
6. Said MP is to hold no other employ during their tenure as an MP.
7. All public accounts are online and available for scrutiny. This is tax-payer's money and they are entitled to know where every penny is spent.
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8. Tax incentives to companies with a "distributed" workforce, to encourage more WFH, and social/economic mobility. In turn, this will even out the imbalance of house prices across the nation.
9. A new Bank Holiday, called "National Nookie Day"."
A serious technocrat has emerged!
Nice work - especially number 9 .
Any chance of making that 3 Nookie Days per year? The Spanish have about 50 days a year for god stuff so 3 isn't that much to ask for the fun stuff....  |
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"Now 105 to the one with convictions.
Ahm away to bed. "
I do look at the world post-08 Financial Crash and think - what the holy fuck!?
It's full on nuts!
And then I think - maybe it always was, but it just seemed stable even though horror, hate, and crazy were always hiding just below the surface.
Tits never let you down though 👅👅👅.
Ho hum - night Rag. |
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