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Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function?  |
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "
I had 1 of those. They where the dogs bollocks when they came out for gaming with.
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"Did it expire with a squeak? "
No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock? |
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"Did it expire with a squeak?
No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?"
Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster  |
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "
Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think . |
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"Did it expire with a squeak?
No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?
Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster "
lol it wanted me to be on xmouse? |
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By *IXEN200Woman 13 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
There's a mouse,
Where
There on the stairs
Where on the stairs
Right there
A little mouse with clogs on
Going clip clippity clop on the stairs
Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid  |
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think ."
That would probably be a cat-astrophe. |
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"There's a mouse,
Where
There on the stairs
Where on the stairs
Right there
A little mouse with clogs on
Going clip clippity clop on the stairs
Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid "
booooooooo |
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦 "
Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine? |
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦
Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?"
I would dissect him and give him a post mortem. But I’m weird like that  |
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By *IXEN200Woman 13 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"There's a mouse,
Where
There on the stairs
Where on the stairs
Right there
A little mouse with clogs on
Going clip clippity clop on the stairs
Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid
booooooooo"
Not a fan oh well where's Penfold when you need him...... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 13 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I don’t know how I resisted that.
Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me."
It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️
*Except relatives. |
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By *IXEN200Woman 13 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I don’t know how I resisted that.
Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.
It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️
*Except relatives. "
There's always the kiss of life |
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I don’t know how I resisted that.
Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.
It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️
*Except relatives. "
I’m glad you cleared that up Obi 😂 |
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦
Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?
Hides
I would dissect him and give him a post mortem. But I’m weird like that "
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I don’t know how I resisted that.
Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.
It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️
lol, I looked inside, no laser anymore.
*Except relatives. "
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.
might look on fleabay to see if one exists...
You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?  "
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course... |
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.
might look on fleabay to see if one exists...
You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."
I’m definitely dissecting it |
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.
might look on fleabay to see if one exists...
You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course...
I’m definitely dissecting it"
Miss yeux, stop it with the foreplay please! |
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By *IXEN200Woman 13 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.
might look on fleabay to see if one exists...
You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."
Ooh ill have to Google that or I'll ask my dad he's full of useless facts |
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.
might look on fleabay to see if one exists...
You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."
Bubonic plague still exists, yes. The bacterium is Yersinia pestis. Good ol' British fleas do not carry plague. But some in the USA do |
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£25 for one of these is crazy I got 5 for £60 a few years ago on fleabay
I took them apart put all the bits through the dishwasher and put new sticky feet pads on them gave them a new lease of life
No other mouse has ever been better than these I just wish the scroll wheel didn't click so much
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"£25 for one of these is crazy I got 5 for £60 a few years ago on fleabay
I took them apart put all the bits through the dishwasher and put new sticky feet pads on them gave them a new lease of life
No other mouse has ever been better than these I just wish the scroll wheel didn't click so much
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Thanks very much!! I shall take your advice and have a whole sleigh of meeses for winter! |
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