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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Welcome and come qnd grab a Monday drink, maybe a hot cocklate, or perhaps you just want a bag of nuts.

I've got it all.

Bar will be opening earlier now or not open at all depending when I'm working.

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please

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By *parkle1974Woman 3 weeks ago

Leeds

Large vino please barman x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please "
.of course coming right up.

have a lovely Monday and how are you?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large vino please barman x"

No problem coming right yp and here's your returning returning customer shot too.

It's very nice, I hope you've been well today.

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please .of course coming right up.

have a lovely Monday and how are you? "

I’m doing grand as usual, just waiting for an Argos order to arrive. How’s Fabs number 1 barman doing this evening?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large vino please barman x"

No problem coming right yp and here's your returning returning customer shot too.

It's very nice, I hope you've been well today.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please .of course coming right up.

have a lovely Monday and how are you?

I’m doing grand as usual, just waiting for an Argos order to arrive. How’s Fabs number 1 barman doing this evening?"

Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good.

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By *enk15Man 3 weeks ago

Evesham

I'll take a double whiskey so I can lean on the bar, twirling it around the glass staring into space as I contemplate shit.

Afternoon, Tootus.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 3 weeks ago

york

A double scotch after today, and one for yourself if you partake

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good. "

I’m happy for you. Hope things go your way a lot more from now on

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take a double whiskey so I can lean on the bar, twirling it around the glass staring into space as I contemplate shit.

Afternoon, Tootus."

Of course coming right up

And one returning customer ahot for you aswell. 😁

Afternoon denk!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double scotch after today, and one for yourself if you partake"

Sadly not today, but I appreciate it thankyou.

Hope you have a lovely afternoon sir.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good.

I’m happy for you. Hope things go your way a lot more from now on "

Same heres hoping I can keep my Brain in check.

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Yesss please ,lrg white wine x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Yesss please ,lrg white wine x"

Coming right up!

Hope your both having a lovely afternoon.

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Thankyou ,it's better now x hope you are too

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By *inchDelightMan 3 weeks ago

manchester

Double whiskey on the rocks please toots 🥃 manic Monday is an understatement. And one for yourself if you are partaking, if not put it in your tip jar buddy 👍🏼

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Double whiskey on the rocks please toots 🥃 manic Monday is an understatement. And one for yourself if you are partaking, if not put it in your tip jar buddy 👍🏼"

Please sir put your money away, I don't charge here.

Here's your drink and have a lovely Monday evening

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By *inchDelightMan 3 weeks ago

manchester

A tip for the excellent service cheers buddy, have a great Monday evening yourself.

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By *uicy 2020Woman 3 weeks ago

London

Im in the mood for a few cocksucking cowboys tonight please Toots x 🤠🤠🤠

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Im in the mood for a few cocksucking cowboys tonight please Toots x 🤠🤠🤠"

🤣

I'll be your cowboy juice

Wait no that's not what I meant 🤣

Coming right up juice.

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

JD for me please kind sir, I need some alcohol to replace the blood the vampire took from me this morning

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"JD for me please kind sir, I need some alcohol to replace the blood the vampire took from me this morning "

Absolutely coming right up.

Enjoy your new found replacement

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"JD for me please kind sir, I need some alcohol to replace the blood the vampire took from me this morning

Absolutely coming right up.

Enjoy your new found replacement "

Thank you, it's well deserved believe me

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By *onjoliveMan 3 weeks ago

bournemouth

Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 3 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Large merlot please, I’ll be by the fire mesmerised by the flickering flames

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large merlot please, I’ll be by the fire mesmerised by the flickering flames"

Absolutely coming right up!

How are you today?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. "

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?

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By *onjoliveMan 3 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?"

Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?

Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? "

Better when money starts flowing in.

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By *onjoliveMan 3 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?

Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself?

Better when money starts flowing in."

This the new job…

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By *agic johnsonMan 3 weeks ago

morden

Long island ice tea please kind sir

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?

Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself?

Better when money starts flowing in.

This the new job…

"

I wish could you imagine 🤣

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts"

One top up!

But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it.

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts

One top up!

But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it. "

Oh may I ask why for?

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By *onjoliveMan 3 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar.

One coffee coming right up sir.

How are you today?

Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself?

Better when money starts flowing in.

This the new job…

I wish could you imagine 🤣 "

Well you’d have a full bar every night 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts

One top up!

But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it.

Oh may I ask why for? "

Your not drinking alone that's why.

What kind of establishment do you think I run.

I'll.one with you but mine won't have alcohol.

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts

One top up!

But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it.

Oh may I ask why for?

Your not drinking alone that's why.

What kind of establishment do you think I run.

I'll.one with you but mine won't have alcohol."

You're too kind, ok I'll prop the bar up tonight then

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Bump the final one

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Who’s on jukebox duty tonight? We need some decent tunes methinks

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Who’s on jukebox duty tonight? We need some decent tunes methinks"

Bring back the 80s

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Bring back the 80s "

80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Bring back the 80s

80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?"

Adam and the Ants

Duran Duran

Shakin Stevens

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By *obilebottomMan 3 weeks ago

All over


"Bring back the 80s

80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?"

Don't you forget about me

Just can't get enough

Girls just want to have fun

Hungry like the wilf

Jump

Living on a prayer

...

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Bring back the 80s

80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?

Don't you forget about me

Just can't get enough

Girls just want to have fun

Hungry like the wilf

Jump

Living on a prayer

...

"

Yes

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Come on Eileen

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Don't you forget about me

Just can't get enough

Girls just want to have fun

Hungry like the wilf

Jump

Living on a prayer

...

"

Add a bit of Queen to that list and I’m sold!

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Don't you forget about me

Just can't get enough

Girls just want to have fun

Hungry like the wilf

Jump

Living on a prayer

...

Add a bit of Queen to that list and I’m sold!"

Fat bottomed girls

Bicycle

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By *ony85sMan 3 weeks ago

Dublin

The show must go on

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar.

Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol.

All kinds literally.

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar.

Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol.

All kinds literally."

Night kind sir

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By *iscotti32Woman 3 weeks ago

gateshead

Pina colada. Pint of. 😂

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Fat bottomed girls

Bicycle

"

Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pina colada. Pint of. 😂"

Coming right up.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar.

Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol.

All kinds literally.

Night kind sir"

Not just yet, can't get rid of me that easily.

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar.

Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol.

All kinds literally."

In the words of The Mighty Thor, “Let’s get hammered!” 😂

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By *ot Pins2000Woman 3 weeks ago

belfast


"Fat bottomed girls

Bicycle

Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy "

Oh for sure!!! And every ass should be shaking at that point

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Fat bottomed girls

Bicycle

Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy "

It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Oh for sure!!! And every ass should be shaking at that point"

Damn right!

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar.

Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol.

All kinds literally.

Night kind sir

Not just yet, can't get rid of me that easily. "

I'm glad join us in a sing along......

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up"

I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along!

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up

I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along! "

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round....

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By *ony85sMan 3 weeks ago

Dublin


"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up

I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along!

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...."

They definitely do 😉

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...."

AAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME

TONIGHT? OOOOOOOOOOOH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT? FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND!

Love that opening verse!

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round....

AAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME

TONIGHT? OOOOOOOOOOOH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT? FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND!

Love that opening verse!"

Very well sung sir

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Very well sung sir "

Thank you very much! I’m no Freddie, but I was pretty much raised on his music

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Very well sung sir

Thank you very much! I’m no Freddie, but I was pretty much raised on his music "

You did him proud 👏

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"You did him proud 👏 "

Glad you enjoyed it

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"You did him proud 👏

Glad you enjoyed it "

I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔

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By *he ExcaliburMan 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔 "

I get it. It would sound better outside, with a crowd. A massive group of people belting it out would sound mint

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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔

I get it. It would sound better outside, with a crowd. A massive group of people belting it out would sound mint"

Yeah you get it,

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