Aren't cliffs amazing?
Particularly undulating, chalky, coastal cliffs. Hirsute with verdant grass atop.
You know, I'm often asked, "What do you think the most aesthetically pleasing number of cliffs is Nick?".
To which I invariably reply "Four Tarquin. Always four."
But I'll admit, even though that's the number most normal people agree on, I thought I'd come here and ask you, the sex people, what do you think on the topic? |
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"I can see the sex people have a broader range of opinion than the normal people.
I wonder why?
Because we’re cooler?
*controversial klaxon!* 🔔"
I think you took my thread off the cliff with you there Luna 🫤. |
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"One long continuous cliff is most pleasing.
Careful not to fall off it though - we've had an alert raised about that on the thread already  ."
Indeed. Also be careful a cliff doesn’t fall on you. Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands. |
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"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.
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Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?"
It's mostly popular with twats who turn it into a giant crowded mess in the summer. Also Instagram wankers. Not sure about the sex people though.
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"One long continuous cliff is most pleasing.
Careful not to fall off it though - we've had an alert raised about that on the thread already .
Indeed. Also be careful a cliff doesn’t fall on you. Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands."
 - "Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands" - I'm not going to forget that in a hurry . |
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By *r TriomanMan 3 weeks ago
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"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.
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Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?"
Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance. |
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"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.
P
Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?
Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance. "
"Sex People Spokesperson"....that's a thread (and an election) needing to happen . |
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"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.
P
Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?
Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance. "
Ohh! I’m aroused already! |
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By *8on33Man 3 weeks ago
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"Aren't cliffs amazing?
Particularly undulating, chalky, coastal cliffs. Hirsute with verdant grass atop.
You know, I'm often asked, "What do you think the most aesthetically pleasing number of cliffs is Nick?".
To which I invariably reply "Four Tarquin. Always four."
But I'll admit, even though that's the number most normal people agree on, I thought I'd come here and ask you, the sex people, what do you think on the topic?"
Never thought about it I look at a cliff and think he can't sing . |
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