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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Good evening kind sir, I'll take a JD please
One JD coming right up, and a little extra shot of something nice. 
Have a good Sunday evening."
Why thank you.
I'll prop myself here for a bit till it gets busier |
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"Well, if the bar is open, it’d be rude to not order. I’ll take a Peroni please good sir 
Yeah come on why not. 
And a little extra shot of something special thanks for popping in all the time. "
Very much appreciated  |
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"Well, if the bar is open, it’d be rude to not order. I’ll take a Peroni please good sir
Yeah come on why not.
And a little extra shot of something special thanks for popping in all the time.
Very much appreciated "
You know it. |
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"Prosecco please count
One prosecco coming right up!
And a little extra side drink.
Have a good Sunday evening.
And you x"
I will I've got plans next year, I heard there's an awsome club event going on next year.
Crazy isn't it. |
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Half a Cup of milk
Heat in the microwave for 2 mins 10 secs
Stir in hot chocolate anti clockwise
Half a sugar
Stir clockwise
4 Large marshmallows
7 second squirt of squirty cream
Keep the spoon in cup...
Please |
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"Half a Cup of milk
Heat in the microwave for 2 mins 10 secs
Stir in hot chocolate anti clockwise
Half a sugar
Stir clockwise
4 Large marshmallows
7 second squirt of squirty cream
Keep the spoon in cup...
Please "
Oh of course coming right up
Hubbahubba.
Have a lovely Sunday evening and welcome. |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ? "
Of course you can. |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can. "
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please |
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"Good evening Count. Strong black coffee for me please and a place at the bar…giving the rum a miss after Fridays shenanigans…quiet night tonight…"
Of course coming right up!
Don't worry about it, toot isn't used to sexual Shenanigans yet.
But here a special shit with your coffee. |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please "
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend...... |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please "
You can!!!
Sorry for missing you.
It sometimes happens. |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......"
We had best grab some stools at the bar then |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then "
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉"
try the red frame it's nice and quite. |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite. "
Thank you kindly, 😂😂 |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂 "
Ooh, we moving to a booth?  |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂
Ooh, we moving to a booth? "
Do.it!!! |
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey .
One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂
Ooh, we moving to a booth? "
the red frame apparently!!!  |
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"I need a tequila rosè shot, then a lovely pint of fruity cider please
I'm in a blimey, I can't say that delete it quick, kinda mood  "
One shot of rose for you.
Lmao I love those moods, say it quietly so I can hear just how bad it is. |
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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Excellent choice
Full volume while I do the dishes. I feel like such a badass housewife right now 😂😂"
Well you're welcome to come be a badaas housewife here if you're in the mood for it...... |
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By *IXEN200Woman 3 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Well you're welcome to come be a badaas housewife here if you're in the mood for it......
I wouldn’t say no to that. Let’s call it a wife fight, and let the soap bubbles fly 😂😂"
Foam party in the kitchen it is then |
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"I’ll have a Jamesons and Ginger please Tooty Fruity 🥃
Absolutely would you like anything else.
Well you get a shot, for being a returning customer
Having a good night?"
I’ll take a shot of your finest golden tequila please 
It’s been a tough couple of weeks. I’m here to get smashed! |
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"I’ll have a Jamesons and Ginger please Tooty Fruity 🥃
Absolutely would you like anything else.
Well you get a shot, for being a returning customer
Having a good night?
I’ll take a shot of your finest golden tequila please
It’s been a tough couple of weeks. I’m here to get smashed!"
Then let's get smashed.
Bring out the golden tequila!!!!! |
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