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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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👅👅👅

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Chichester

Wanking in church is naughty

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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"Wanking in church is naughty "

How many hail marys shall I do

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Chichester


"Wanking in church is naughty

How many hail marys shall I do "

Personally just say your a johova instead then you don’t need to

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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"Wanking in church is naughty

How many hail marys shall I do

Personally just say your a johova instead then you don’t need to "

yes boss

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By *ornucopiaMan 15 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan 15 weeks ago

Bexley

I've currently got a young lovely intent on inducting me into her church congregation.

Told her my standard answer, "I'm too naughty for your church".

Could think of other places I would like to be communing with her on Sunday mornings!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 15 weeks ago

North West

I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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"I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days "

Big love ❤️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 15 weeks ago

North West


"I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days

Big love ❤️"

Can you offer hugs in this church?

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

You can take me anywhere

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 15 weeks ago

your head

I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

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By *bi HaiveMan 15 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I was born sick

But I love it

Command me to be well

Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

They say that Jesus loves me, but I worry about the age gap

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By *sWyldWoman 15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I love Hozier

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"I love Hozier"

Naw, skinny and pale gingers do nothing for me ;-p

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By *enk15Man 15 weeks ago

Evesham


"I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

"

Yep, exactly where my brain went

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By *oxychicWoman 15 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

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By *oxychicWoman 15 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

God loves a tryer and 🙂

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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"I love Hozier

Naw, skinny and pale gingers do nothing for me ;-p "

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Great song-

I'm an atheist but whenever I venture out of London tawwwn I always visit churches in other cities and countries. Something about them hits different

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man 15 weeks ago

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Just want to go down on someone today. Sigh.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 15 weeks ago

Wales

What a tune

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 15 weeks ago

North West


"Just want to go down on someone today. Sigh. "

Not on me you don't!

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By *orphia2003Woman 15 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

"

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By *ags73Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Prefer Maren Morris’s My Church

‘When Hank brings the sermon and Cash leads the choir’

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

That’s a song title

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By *inger_SnapWoman 15 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Goddamn, you talkin' shit, better close your lips, you need to hush

Before the end of the night, I'm gonna have to take your ass to church...

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By *dfabMan 15 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Ah The Church❤️

Originally Willesden I scantily recall and then moved to Kings Cross.

A Sunday morning of buying Castlemaine XXXX by the crate and being entertained by strippers and comedians.

My mother back in Ireland thought I had almost got religion until one of the local Irish papers did an expose of the debauchery that went on of a Sunday morning in London

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