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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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You are invited...
...To a friendly get-together with the Kray twins, Al Capone and Vlad The Impaler (and they 'insist' you attend).
As you sit down at the table where Reginald is pouring the tea, Ronald is removing his spectacles to get a good look at you, Capone is practicing his batting skills as Vlad continues polishing his new spike...
...What are your first words... |
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By *MattyMan 18 weeks ago
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"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........
Lol! Love it x"
or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........
Lol! Love it x
or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off......."
Lol!
'Nice toothpick there Vlad!' |
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By *MattyMan 18 weeks ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........
Lol! Love it x
or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off.......
Lol!
'Nice toothpick there Vlad!'"
who your side kick monkey Reggie? |
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Compliment their mother’s and ask what’s for tea? Kray twins infamous mothers boys, al Capone also so feel like I’ve got majority on side and glad won’t understand English so maybe just put a cork on his spear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"Compliment their mother’s and ask what’s for tea? Kray twins infamous mothers boys, al Capone also so feel like I’ve got majority on side and glad won’t understand English so maybe just put a cork on his spear"
Ooo I duno... saying to Capone: 'hows yer mother' might not go down well lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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I used to live in a building apparently once owned by Capone. My x boss lives in the flat where the krays killed jake "the hat" mcvittie.
I'd probably bore them with that triva and complement Vlad on him inspiring the character of Dracula |
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"You are invited...
...To a friendly get-together with the Kray twins, Al Capone and Vlad The Impaler (and they 'insist' you attend).
As you sit down at the table where Reginald is pouring the tea, Ronald is removing his spectacles to get a good look at you, Capone is practicing his batting skills as Vlad continues polishing his new spike...
...What are your first words..."
Can I bring a coffin . |
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If it's a round table I'd be all friendly, if it's a rectangular one I'd sit in the boss seat as I'd be the guest, if they are all dressed up in gimpy leathers and chaps, I'd back out slowly and claim my name was Bob. |
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