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Say you are in and let others on the thread read your profile and post here a little synopsis of it (otherwise a very short summary of it, not a critique).
It is a bit of fun. Humour is ok, being unkind is not though. It is just a bit of fun. Of course I am in too.  |
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"Say you are in and let others on the thread read your profile and post here a little synopsis of it (otherwise a very short summary of it, not a critique).
It is a bit of fun. Humour is ok, being unkind is not though. It is just a bit of fun. Of course I am in too. "
Attractive and popular fabber has a small ghost haunting his hole. |
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"In why not.
(Anyone spots anything that they can add to it permanently immopen to suggestions)
They can do that privately to you. This is just a synopsis of your own profile on here "
That's fair it was mainly a joke but no worries! |
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"Say you are in and let others on the thread read your profile and post here a little synopsis of it (otherwise a very short summary of it, not a critique).
It is a bit of fun. Humour is ok, being unkind is not though. It is just a bit of fun. Of course I am in too. "
I am in |
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"In why not.
(Anyone spots anything that they can add to it permanently immopen to suggestions)
Lil' cutie with a keen interest in pain, pee and vomit. 🧡 i wait i need check my bio now
🤣 "
You got me, that was good. 🤣 |
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By *eliWoman 4 weeks ago
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"Oh I'm in! 
We both have the word Waffle in our bios Meli, that means we are kindred spirits "
100%.
My synopsis of your bio?
You want a regular dicking that's more than just a dicking, it starts with a face though. And you'd be great sat on my face.
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"I’m in 💃🏼"
Biscotti.
A delightfully depraved hole seeking intense emotional connections, power shags, and comedically inclined hate speech.
If you can do all that in less than 12 minutes, you're in  . |
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By *ixenitedWoman 4 weeks ago
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Meli,
A raven haired temptress seeks a gentleman for cozy nights in and out.. scouring markets for gems💎 and other such wholesome activities. if your looking for abit more than just a wham bam thank you mamm then drop Meli a pumpkin spiced latte, maybe if the stars aline and your lucky she'll lick the froth from your rim  😮 😆 😂 |
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"Oh I'm in!
We both have the word Waffle in our bios Meli, that means we are kindred spirits "
Gold star if you figure out how to attach face photos to messages.
And just to note, I only meet with meet verified people.
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Looking for a regular play mate. This means you’ll have to do more than just bonk me now and again.
In with the sarcasm early doors...second part sounds like a lot of effort how about...
Just looking for a quick bonk now and again,.... short and succinct. |
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TOOTS
I'm abit of a nerd so if your into anything such as game or board games come on in(not literally) - Replace the word nerd with Chad!
I may look kinda like jesus .... Add
(and perform miracles in the bedroom dept)
and why not ....
Also got a gang of 12 disciples that hang around me so if anyone fancies a gangbang I'm your guy!! |
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"TOOTS
I'm abit of a nerd so if your into anything such as game or board games come on in(not literally) - Replace the word nerd with Chad!
I may look kinda like jesus .... Add
(and perform miracles in the bedroom dept)
and why not ....
Also got a gang of 12 disciples that hang around me so if anyone fancies a gangbang I'm your guy!! "
🤣
That's good not gonna lie 🤣 |
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BumBums (The OP for anyone not aware of the nickname  )
He has a smooth bumhole, of which he is justifiably proud.
Being a sharing sort, said smooth bumhole is dedicated to an almost Grail-like quest of nice men who will bum him into happy oblivion.
He will engage your mind, your emotions, your love of cake, and it's highly likely you'll be able to take a doggy bag full of goodies home with you should your bumming skills be "top"-notch. |
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"I'm in. "
Happy go lucky curvy Mega Milf, looking for skinny rock dudes I cans throw around the bedroom and dominate.. think Jared Leto / Travis Barker....cum rock my world, ginger pubed guys to the front of my substantial queue... |
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"BumBums (The OP for anyone not aware of the nickname )
He has a smooth bumhole, of which he is justifiably proud.
Being a sharing sort, said smooth bumhole is dedicated to an almost Grail-like quest of nice men who will bum him into happy oblivion.
He will engage your mind, your emotions, your love of cake, and it's highly likely you'll be able to take a doggy bag full of goodies home with you should your bumming skills be "top"-notch."
Hahahaha - you are beautifully insane |
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"BumBums (The OP for anyone not aware of the nickname )
He has a smooth bumhole, of which he is justifiably proud.
Being a sharing sort, said smooth bumhole is dedicated to an almost Grail-like quest of nice men who will bum him into happy oblivion.
He will engage your mind, your emotions, your love of cake, and it's highly likely you'll be able to take a doggy bag full of goodies home with you should your bumming skills be "top"-notch.
Hahahaha - you are beautifully insane "
Well, three quarters of your sentence is true .
You're welcome BumBums 🥰😘 |
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"We're in
Mrs "
Though not currently meeting, we are not looking for single guys. We appreciate and are keen on erotic photography. Mrs can be initially shy but experimental. Mr appreciates sensual ecounters but great lover with quite some girth. Normal, down to earth and keen to meet similar. |
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"In, but I warn you my profile is longer than Tolstoy's War and Peace  "
Chilled blonde , been told I've got nice tits, looking for charming slapheads to pretend they're in love with me, fuck me and maybe read me a novel while I wipe their cum off my teeth...
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"I'm in, I think do your worst I've had one slap today so I can take it lol"
Pink haired face pic fan here to chat only, you ain't getting this pussy so don't even try creeps!!! ....I'm also super friendly so come say hi if you see me in the forums...
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"TOOTS
I'm abit of a nerd so if your into anything such as game or board games come on in(not literally) - Replace the word nerd with Chad!
I may look kinda like jesus .... Add
(and perform miracles in the bedroom dept)
and why not ....
Also got a gang of 12 disciples that hang around me so if anyone fancies a gangbang I'm your guy!! 🤣
That's good not gonna lie 🤣 "
May it bring you gangbang sluts a plenty Air .. |
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"TOOTS
I'm abit of a nerd so if your into anything such as game or board games come on in(not literally) - Replace the word nerd with Chad!
I may look kinda like jesus .... Add
(and perform miracles in the bedroom dept)
and why not ....
Also got a gang of 12 disciples that hang around me so if anyone fancies a gangbang I'm your guy!! 🤣
That's good not gonna lie 🤣
May it bring you gangbang sluts a plenty Air .."
Lmao ill change it up in abit kinda busy |
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By *IXEN200Woman 4 weeks ago
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"I'm in, I think do your worst I've had one slap today so I can take it lol
Pink haired face pic fan here to chat only, you ain't getting this pussy so don't even try creeps!!! ....I'm also super friendly so come say hi if you see me in the forums...
👍"
That made me smile thank you 😊  |
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"I'm in, I think do your worst I've had one slap today so I can take it lol
Pink haired face pic fan here to chat only, you ain't getting this pussy so don't even try creeps!!! ....I'm also super friendly so come say hi if you see me in the forums...
👍"
Will wait to see what Vinxen says but actually quite good and succint |
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"I'm in, I think do your worst I've had one slap today so I can take it lol
Pink haired face pic fan here to chat only, you ain't getting this pussy so don't even try creeps!!! ....I'm also super friendly so come say hi if you see me in the forums...
👍
That made me smile thank you 😊 "
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"Oh I'm in!
We both have the word Waffle in our bios Meli, that means we are kindred spirits
Gold star if you figure out how to attach face photos to messages.
And just to note, I only meet with meet verified people.
…………
Looking for a regular play mate. This means you’ll have to do more than just bonk me now and again.
In with the sarcasm early doors...second part sounds like a lot of effort how about...
Just looking for a quick bonk now and again,.... short and succinct. "
I don’t think it matters what I write there, nobody wants a gold star. 😒
Or a bonk it seems. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"I'm in.
Happy go lucky curvy Mega Milf, looking for skinny rock dudes I cans throw around the bedroom and dominate.. think Jared Leto / Travis Barker....cum rock my world, ginger pubed guys to the front of my substantial queue..."
Seeing as this has no "Sydney University legal waver" I'm seriously considering stealing it  |
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"We're in
Mrs "
Knights of the coffee table
Mrs about Mr - sex god can do no wrong
Mr about Mrs - pretends she's shy but really looooves the cock!!
Love getting out bits out for all to see we call it erotic photography so we can feel more comfortable about making amatuer porn and love a sepia and black and white filter to add more legitimacy, and because the Mrs is quite shy we only have the 135 pics on our profile...
Not meeting single guys, women we don't really want to meet you either so we'll make it bloody difficult for you.
Mrs doesn't care about cock size ...well that's what she tells Mr anyway 😉😉
Mrs Jas a single profile so any guys with huge cocks ...hit me up..
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"I'm in.
Happy go lucky curvy Mega Milf, looking for skinny rock dudes I cans throw around the bedroom and dominate.. think Jared Leto / Travis Barker....cum rock my world, ginger pubed guys to the front of my substantial queue...
Seeing as this has no "Sydney University legal waver" I'm seriously considering stealing it "
I should start charging for these profiles 😂 |
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"Toots - a little shy and perhaps vulnerable? But here to dip his toe in.
I know your confidence has grown a little and your bio should really reflect that 😘"
It should and your right. I definitely have, I struggle to put stuff down, it took ages to do that bio.
I will give my bio a think over.
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"In, let's have a look  "
Bella
Welsh Hottie with more ass than most of you can handle...my money don't jiggle jiggle ...my tits and bum do....so deal with it! Looking for a real man that can kiss me like the way Michael Douglas must have done to land Catherine Zeta Jones...
Don't do Kik, telegram, WhatsApp, email , Carrier pigeon or any of that new fan dangled stuff so send me a nice message of you in a suit and then I'll ignore for a week and maybe reply 😉
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"Could be interesting - I'm in...
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Pretty kinky and adventurous. Into pretty nicely dressed ladies and a bit of guy muscle too , especially if inked. 3sums and moresums are good but attraction is a must. Anything considered under the above conditions and the face will be shown to serious prospective meets. |
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"Easily not the worst profile on Fab.
Use reply and quote please or use profile name so we know who you are referring too.
I thought the fun was in the guessing!
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Did you like the one I did for you? |
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By *ixenitedWoman 4 weeks ago
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Mobile bottom:
An upwardly mobile bottom who's a real manly man, seeks dominant men for fun and frolics around his smooth bumhole, also partial to a freindly social with anyone with a pair of tits and a lust for coffee and cake. |
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"Mobile bottom:
An upwardly mobile bottom who's a real manly man, seeks dominant men for fun and frolics around his smooth bumhole, also partial to a freindly social with anyone with a pair of tits and a lust for coffee and cake. "
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"In, let's have a look
Bella
Welsh Hottie with more ass than most of you can handle...my money don't jiggle jiggle ...my tits and bum do....so deal with it! Looking for a real man that can kiss me like the way Michael Douglas must have done to land Catherine Zeta Jones...
Don't do Kik, telegram, WhatsApp, email , Carrier pigeon or any of that new fan dangled stuff so send me a nice message of you in a suit and then I'll ignore for a week and maybe reply 😉
👍"
I definitely chuckled out loud to that. I'm very tempted to scrap what I've wrote and put that down instead |
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By *ixenitedWoman 4 weeks ago
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WildTimes777:
Chilled, ever so chilled out dude on the verge of being dead but not dead below the waist. seeks uncomplicated lady for general fun & friendship, quality over quantity for him, if your lucky maybe he'll save the best nut in the box-ers for you (the big purple one of course) |
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"WildTimes777:
Chilled, ever so chilled out dude on the verge of being dead but not dead below the waist. seeks uncomplicated lady for general fun & friendship, quality over quantity for him, if your lucky maybe he'll save the best nut in the box-ers for you (the big purple one of course) "
😂😂 Thanks 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"Nell
Wants to dance and share rhubarb with some. Mention Zippy, parsnips or musical theater and you are intantly blocked "
Ooo Nell want some of my rhubarb pie +custard?? Its in the oven 😋😋😋 |
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"Nell
Wants to dance and share rhubarb with some. Mention Zippy, parsnips or musical theater and you are intantly blocked
Ooo Nell want some of my rhubarb pie +custard?? Its in the oven 😋😋😋"
Ooh, an actual real rhubarb pie and not an imaginary one? |
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By *opeyXWoman 4 weeks ago
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"HopeyX:
Be interesting, have a face.
Needs to suss you out over coffee. Chemistry and public transport are the deciding factors."
Helps if they have a face.
Thanks. I really maybe should try do a proper profile 🤔 |
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By *ixenitedWoman 4 weeks ago
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"WildTimes777:
Chilled, ever so chilled out dude on the verge of being dead but not dead below the waist. seeks uncomplicated lady for general fun & friendship, quality over quantity for him, if your lucky maybe he'll save the best nut in the box-ers for you (the big purple one of course)
😂😂 Thanks 😉
😜 welcome 🤭🤣😅 "
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"In, but I warn you my profile is longer than Tolstoy's War and Peace
Chilled blonde, been told I've got nice tits, looking for charming slapheads to pretend they're in love with me, fuck me and maybe read me a novel while I wipe their cum off my teeth...
👍"
Long tall man looking for the impossible on here. A quality normal milf, older than me, who would like to have some fun whilst I read aloud a novel.x |
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"Nell
Wants to dance and share rhubarb with some. Mention Zippy, parsnips or musical theater and you are intantly blocked
Ooo Nell want some of my rhubarb pie +custard?? Its in the oven 😋😋😋
Ooh, an actual real rhubarb pie and not an imaginary one? "
REAL pie!! |
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"Nell
Wants to dance and share rhubarb with some. Mention Zippy, parsnips or musical theater and you are intantly blocked
Ooo Nell want some of my rhubarb pie +custard?? Its in the oven 😋😋😋
Ooh, an actual real rhubarb pie and not an imaginary one?
REAL pie!! "
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By *eliWoman 4 weeks ago
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"Meli,
A raven haired temptress seeks a gentleman for cozy nights in and out.. scouring markets for gems💎 and other such wholesome activities. if your looking for abit more than just a wham bam thank you mamm then drop Meli a pumpkin spiced latte, maybe if the stars aline and your lucky she'll lick the froth from your rim 😮 😆 😂 "
This is so brilliant! I'm really tempted to change mine now. |
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"Meli,
A raven haired temptress seeks a gentleman for cozy nights in and out.. scouring markets for gems💎 and other such wholesome activities. if your looking for abit more than just a wham bam thank you mamm then drop Meli a pumpkin spiced latte, maybe if the stars aline and your lucky she'll lick the froth from your rim 😮 😆 😂
This is so brilliant! I'm really tempted to change mine now. "
I have to ask, what made you want to change me into a poopoo liker? |
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By *eliWoman 4 weeks ago
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Vixenited -
Fuck those with a lack of banter, hygiene or truthfulness. Bring the great sex, the less great dad jokes. Don't forget the cheese.
Emmaleia -
A witch whose spells aren't working so I'm on Fab asking,
"Where are you alt god of my dreams? Wherever it is, make sure it's local please." |
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"Oh go on then, I’ve always been interested what people make of my artistry.
In."
A bit vanilla but with great potential. Start with jot chocolatecand a giggle before we explore further adventures. I may talk bollocks in forums and smim in a see of verifications (mainly social, I must say) but keen to explore further adventures, including MFF which occupies the top of my current list. |
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"Oh go on then, I’ve always been interested what people make of my artistry.
In.
A bit vanilla but with great potential. Start with jot chocolatecand a giggle before we explore further adventures. I may talk bollocks in forums and smim in a see of verifications (mainly social, I must say) but keen to explore further adventures, including MFF which occupies the top of my current list. "
Apologies for all the typos. I was trying to do my shopping list at the same time before I lose the delivery slot |
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"Oh go on then, I’ve always been interested what people make of my artistry.
In.
A bit vanilla but with great potential. Start with jot chocolatecand a giggle before we explore further adventures. I may talk bollocks in forums and smim in a see of verifications (mainly social, I must say) but keen to explore further adventures, including MFF which occupies the top of my current list.
Apologies for all the typos. I was trying to do my shopping list at the same time before I lose the delivery slot "
Haha thanks MB! And what did you buy me? A mint choc vienetta I hope…. |
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"Oh go on then, I’ve always been interested what people make of my artistry.
In.
A bit vanilla but with great potential. Start with jot chocolatecand a giggle before we explore further adventures. I may talk bollocks in forums and smim in a see of verifications (mainly social, I must say) but keen to explore further adventures, including MFF which occupies the top of my current list.
Apologies for all the typos. I was trying to do my shopping list at the same time before I lose the delivery slot
Haha thanks MB! And what did you buy me? A mint choc vienetta I hope…."
Just in the nick of time. Now added |
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"Yeah, go on then, judge me 😂"
Returning for more hot wives, tits and curves and hotel shenanigans. Straight but will not run away screaming at the sight of someone's rising little todger or big one for that matter. Yes married, don't judge. |
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"Yeah, go on then, judge me 😂
Returning for more hot wives, tits and curves and hotel shenanigans. Straight but will not run away screaming at the sight of someone's rising little todger or big one for that matter. Yes married, don't judge."
Correction and apologies. Forget that married bit. Not sure were that came from. |
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"Yeah, go on then, judge me 😂
Returning for more hot wives, tits and curves and hotel shenanigans. Straight but will not run away screaming at the sight of someone's rising little todger or big one for that matter. Yes married, don't judge."
I can assure you, mr mobile bottom, I’m most certainly not married!! 😂😂 that ordeal has ended! Never say never again, though. |
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"Yeah, go on then, judge me 😂
Returning for more hot wives, tits and curves and hotel shenanigans. Straight but will not run away screaming at the sight of someone's rising little todger or big one for that matter. Yes married, don't judge.
I can assure you, mr mobile bottom, I’m most certainly not married!! 😂😂 that ordeal has ended! Never say never again, though. "
Your inbox will be full of proposals soon |
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MzChief
Classy, sassy, and here for a good time—not just a quick one. No cloak-and-dagger or reckless thrills; safety and fun go hand in hand. If you can spark my mind as well as my desire, we just might get along. Naughty but discerning—catch me if you can. 😉
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