"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?"
I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese... |
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"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?
I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese..."
so you were the one he was talking about that didn't wipe.....😂 |
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"if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so...."
Shit is at least identifiable. Bad breath is unknown and could be signs of medical problems. You know where you are with shit  |
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"if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so....
Shit is at least identifiable. Bad breath is unknown and could be signs of medical problems. You know where you are with shit "
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"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?
Bring on the clippings 🤢
Have you an address I can send them to?
Wait if it’s real where would you get the supply of knob cheese 🤔🤔🤔"
Judging by some of the forum posts about people wanting to leave "deposits" laying around for strangers to collect, I'd say there'd be a few volunteers |
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"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?
Mine or a stranger's.
These details are important before I can decide"
A strangers toenail clippings but your own knob cheese would be acceptable... |
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"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?
I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese...
so you were the one he was talking about that didn't wipe.....😂 "
Nooo...he is the one ... |
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