"Have you ever given a fake number to someone who was hitting on you?"
Yep lots when some pushy asshoies out and about getting your face over it and ideally I’d like to crack their jaw but alas it’s not worth the police caution  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
No
As it would be unfair for the other person receiving that call.
in some ways it can be pointed back to you and i wouldnt want to be on the end of a criminal charge for giving someone elses number out.
give out a fake number but make sure it dosnt exist first or give out a number that takes them to a comedy line instead. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'd like to be able to say yes, whilst smiling humbly and rolling my eyes slightly, but nobody has ever asked for my number in RL.
May I have your number please? 
*sings* 0800 00 1066
 "
Hmmm, is that fake? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I think two or three times, but the one I remember was a particularly d*unk person at a club (disco). It was funny more than annoying.
I knew if I gave her my number she'd disappear with her friends - it was more like a task she'd become obsessed with in her stupor.
She then typed the wrong "wrong" number into her phone as well, said something like "zza zza-shhh", which I took to be "thank you", her friends and I exchanged "what the fuck" smiles, and she disappeared to her hotel with them looking after her.
Quite cute really.
She probably had a very sore head and no memory of any of it the day after . |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
