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My finger smells like Weetabix

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

but I haven't been eating any.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

Isn't Weetabix made from old pencil shavings? Maybe lay off the sharpening.

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By *oontuneMan 9 weeks ago

Menston

My piss smells like sugarpuffs

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

I almost lied then and said I hadn't picked up a pencil in years. Then I remembered my shopping list pad with matching pencil I use a few times a week.

I don't sharpen it though.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"My piss smells like sugarpuffs"

There's a reason for that but I can't remember it.

Mine smells like piss.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You wanna smell mine instead?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

"You wanna smell mine instead?"

Finger or piss?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Finger or piss? "

Dealers choice

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land

"My piss smells like sugarpuffs

There's a reason for that but I can't remember it.

Mine smells like piss."

Sign of Diabetes

Get yourself to the DRs for an MOT

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By *oontuneMan 9 weeks ago

Menston

Fuck that I'll come out dead

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"You wanna smell mine instead?"

Which holes has it been in?

I don't sniff bogies.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"My piss smells like sugarpuffs

There's a reason for that but I can't remember it.

Mine smells like piss.

Sign of Diabetes

Get yourself to the DRs for an MOT

I don't have diabetes. I was joking.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Which holes has it been in?

I don't sniff bogies."

It’s been in a crevasse.

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By *agnar73Man 9 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"but I haven't been eating any.

Wash your hands and it’ll be okay?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Finger or piss?

Dealers choice"

*Spins the wheel*

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Finger or piss?

Dealers choice

*Spins the wheel*"

Unlucky.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Which holes has it been in?

I don't sniff bogies.

It’s been in a crevasse."

How long is said crevasse?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"but I haven't been eating any.

Wash your hands and it’ll be okay?"

I like it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

"You wanna smell mine instead?

Finger or piss?

Dealers choice

*Spins the wheel*

Unlucky."

Your finger smells of piss

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By *agnar73Man 9 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"but I haven't been eating any.

Wash your hands and it’ll be okay?

I like it. "

It’s your finger.

Is it just the one and others don’t?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 9 weeks ago

Leeds

Apparently according to the children I went to school with my shoulders look like one, before I got my current and long serving nickname, for a brief period I was known as “ weetabix shoulders “.

The mr

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 9 weeks ago

East London

"Apparently according to the children I went to school with my shoulders look like one, before I got my current and long serving nickname, for a brief period I was known as “ weetabix shoulders “.

The mr "

How can shoulders look like Weetabix?

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