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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum

No get your mind out of the gutter here...what is your best party trick?

Any balloon model creators or slight of hand experts?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"No get your mind out of the gutter here...what is your best party trick?

Any balloon model creators or slight of hand experts?

"

I got nothing, sadly.

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By *acey_RedWoman 8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

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By *vonne5exMan 8 weeks ago

Doncaster


"[Removed by poster at 29/10/24 19:49:54]"
50p behind the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts

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By *oontuneMan 8 weeks ago

Menston

I can make a sock smell

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue."

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!

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By *acey_RedWoman 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!"

Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three .

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!

Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three ."

I did wonder 😂😜

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I can waggle my ears. Never lost a staring contest!

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can waggle my ears. Never lost a staring contest!"

Quality

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By *andadbodMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees, for someone of my ages that’s miracle in its self.

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can make a sock smell"

Minger

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By *uperSalopian7Man 8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue

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By *avexxMan 8 weeks ago

cheshire

do the splits with a pint on my head, without spilling a drop

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

I’m an excellent stand up comic

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts "

😂

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic "

You're going to have to show me one day

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By *entlemanH666Man 8 weeks ago

South

Table tossing

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"do the splits with a pint on my head, without spilling a drop"

Sounds risky 🫣

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"Table tossing "

What?

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue"

Ewwww

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a

I can blind myself.

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"[Removed by poster at 29/10/24 19:49:54]50p behind the foreskin "

50p in the meter?😂

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By *agnar73Man 8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Can juggle two balls, three on a good day

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can blind myself. "

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂

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By *uperSalopian7Man 8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue

Ewwww"

It was more popular when I was like 10 years old lol

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By *uacksplat.Woman 8 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i can make tequila dissappear. Px

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By *ell GwynnWoman 8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I can twitch my nose 2 different ways. Other than that I'm remarkably unremarkable.

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum

Practically have a Fab circus here folks 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 8 weeks ago

Ends


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day"

I would have you wetting yourself.

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself. "

I really don't doubt that 😜

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek "

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂

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By *uperSalopian7Man 8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"i can make tequila dissappear. Px "

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West

I can recite all the books of the Bible from beginning to end. It's always highly complimented

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can recite all the books of the Bible from beginning to end. It's always highly complimented "

Woah!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 8 weeks ago

Newcastle


"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue."

We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 8 weeks ago

Ends


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself.

I really don't doubt that 😜"

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By *uacksplat.Woman 8 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"i can make tequila dissappear. Px

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too "

OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks Px

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂"

Yup like.a bitch.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West


"I’m an excellent stand up comic "

I'm not a stand up comic

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself.

I really don't doubt that 😜 "

The pelvic floor really isn't as good as it was 😂😂😂

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic "

Neither is Pickle 😂

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By *airyChestedDaveMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"i can make tequila dissappear. Px

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too

OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks Px "

I’ll supply the tequila you supply the kinder buenos

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 8 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"i can make tequila dissappear. Px "

Kindred Spirit 😍😂

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch. "

😂

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂"

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 8 weeks ago

Ends


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂"

Just wait.

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂

Just wait. "

Bring it on Stan xx

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word. "

You have two eyes though eh?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂"

Is he a sitter-downer like me then?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?"

Both?

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂

Is he a sitter-downer like me then? "

😂

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By *entlemanH666Man 8 weeks ago

South


"Table tossing

What?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxK24PJcsE

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?

Both?"

No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?

Both?

No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS "

Aww just one for you then.

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂"

I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman 8 weeks ago

Durham

I can twist my elbow over 180° but keeping my hand still at the same time...

I can also balance a pint glass on same elbow

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 8 weeks ago

Southampton

I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣"

📝

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂

I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter "

Don't worry, will let you off as I thought the same 😜

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can twist my elbow over 180° but keeping my hand still at the same time...

I can also balance a pint glass on same elbow "

Contortionist ✅ 😘

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By *usyBusyElf OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

Brum


"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣"

Me too

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By *illy IdolMan 8 weeks ago

Midlands

Can everyone cross their big toe and next one along? If so, I'll have another think.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣

Me too"

How fast 🤔

I need to know what I'm working with here.

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

I can do the worm lol

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts

😂"

Elusive I know

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I can make owl noises.

So useful.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

"

Owls are cool

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By *acey_RedWoman 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too! "

Ooo tongue trick friends!

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 8 weeks ago

Manchester

Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

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By *ascaIMan 8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

"

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

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By *he Silver FuxMan 8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I can be completely oblivious to the most obvious flirting / come-ons by women. In fact it’s not so much a party trick, more like a super-power 😑

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By *acey_RedWoman 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him"

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though .

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 8 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises? "

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

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By *rpeggioCouple 8 weeks ago

Baughurst


"

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees...."

******

Everyone can sit with straight knees and hands flat on floor

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By *ascaIMan 8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

"

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 8 weeks ago

Southampton


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

Owls are cool"

They're a hoot 🦉🦉

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 8 weeks ago

Southampton

Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 8 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances! "

Bring

It

On

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 8 weeks ago

n/a


"Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣"

🤔 I'll consider it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 8 weeks ago

North West


"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though ."

My mouth is tiny

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 8 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣

🤔 I'll consider it."

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By *ascaIMan 8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances!

Bring

It

On"

If you get an unsolicited owl noise video I’ll accompany it with an unflattering dick pic to make it less weird 👍🏻

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Ryde

My husband has ridiculously flexible eyebrows. He can make them to Mexican waves or "dance".

He attributes it to being brought up on Star Trek (Spock) and Bond films (Roger Moore).

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By *quirrel!Man 8 weeks ago

Nearby

Baby elephant impression

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By *uperchargedMan 8 weeks ago

Manchester

I can sing waltzing Matilda backwards

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 8 weeks ago

Willenhall


"50p behind the foreskin "

Is that a tip?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 8 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts "

I usually get women who vanish 5 minutes before it starts.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 8 weeks ago

Norwich

I can fart the riff from smoke on the water

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By *cotty_01ukMan 8 weeks ago

birmingham

Spread ya legs your cumin

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 8 weeks ago

Willenhall


"I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees, for someone of my ages that’s miracle in its self."

Is there an age-related reason you can't lie face-down on the floor?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 8 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Spread ya legs your cumin "

Spread your cheeks you're coriander (*)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 8 weeks ago

Leeds

I can fold my tongue in half, not like a tube in half, like tip of my tongue at the back of my throat in half.

The mr

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By *uriousGuy21200Man 8 weeks ago

Evesham

Sabre-ing a bottle of champers

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 8 weeks ago

Manchester


"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though .

My mouth is tiny "

Her hands aren't tiny which makes it all the more impressive

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By *ather WickmasMan 8 weeks ago

The Continental

I can stick a rubber Jonny on my head and blow it up, making me look like an extra from that 90’s classic ‘Mars Attacks’

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By *oontuneMan 8 weeks ago

Menston

I can repel women by just being here

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 8 weeks ago

Manchester


"I can stick a rubber Jonny on my head and blow it up, making me look like an extra from that 90’s classic ‘Mars Attacks’"

Made a few attempts at this in my teens but couldn't get them over my head without breaking them

Him

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 8 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I can make a woman vanish within 5 seconds of opening my mouth 😂

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