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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I have a couple.
I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.
I can make my tongue into a clover shape.
I can touch my nose with my tongue."
Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?! |
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"I have a couple.
I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.
I can make my tongue into a clover shape.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!"
Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I have a couple.
I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.
I can make my tongue into a clover shape.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!
Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three ."
I did wonder 😂😜 |
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"I have a couple.
I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.
I can make my tongue into a clover shape.
I can touch my nose with my tongue."
We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too!  |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 18 weeks ago
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"i can make tequila dissappear. Px
I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too  "
OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks Px |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I’m an excellent stand up comic
You're going to have to show me one day
I would have you wetting yourself.
I really don't doubt that 😜   "
The pelvic floor really isn't as good as it was 😂😂😂 |
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"i can make tequila dissappear. Px
I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too
OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks Px "
I’ll supply the tequila you supply the kinder buenos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I can blind myself.
Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.
😂
Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.  "
You have two eyes though eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I can blind myself.
Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.
😂
Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.
You have two eyes though eh?
Both?"
No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS |
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By *ir tootMan 18 weeks ago
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"I can blind myself.
Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.
😂
Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.
You have two eyes though eh?
Both?
No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS "
Aww just one for you then.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek 
That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂"
I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek
That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂
I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter "
Don't worry, will let you off as I thought the same 😜 |
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"I have a couple.
I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.
I can make my tongue into a clover shape.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too! "
Ooo tongue trick friends! |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make owl noises.
So useful.
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This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises? |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make owl noises.
So useful.
This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises? "
Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make owl noises.
So useful.
This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?
Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.
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We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances! |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make owl noises.
So useful.
This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?
Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.
We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances! "
Bring
It
On |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I can make owl noises.
So useful.
This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?
Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.
We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances!
Bring
It
On"
If you get an unsolicited owl noise video I’ll accompany it with an unflattering dick pic to make it less weird 👍🏻 |
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"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.
The helicopter is the best i've got.
Him
Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though .
My mouth is tiny  "
Her hands aren't tiny which makes it all the more impressive |
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"I can stick a rubber Jonny on my head and blow it up, making me look like an extra from that 90’s classic ‘Mars Attacks’"
Made a few attempts at this in my teens but couldn't get them over my head without breaking them
Him |
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